haha yeah, why didn't you think of THAT solution?? people really do be dumb

And I appreciate that so much 🥰🥰🥰

I'll just keep popping in your DMs to complain about geographic inaccuracies until this book is done, it's fine we're all fine here

I have 2 audiobooks I'm trying to finish before I have to return them and I'm hoping I'll magically move up the list then lmao

my hold is SO close and so far away

Cult of Cornbean

the real ones remember

CORNBEAN

its what he puts on his dating profile to make himself sound more appealing

refined?? phillip????

i hate (love) that you're right

hey kate remember that scottish castle we were fantasizing about? i'm having second thoughts

Julie Soto!

its so good!

i fear i no longer recognize friends from enemies. darkness has swept across the land and has shaded mine eyes, and that darkness has a name. i hear it whispered upon the ever-howling wind and it chills me to my very marrow: gritney spears