patrick
@euniceburnsvevo.bsky.social
instant gratification takes too long.
he/him
he/him
Another day, another morning commute wherein I’d like to launch the NJ Transit into the sun
November 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Another day, another morning commute wherein I’d like to launch the NJ Transit into the sun
It is far too early for me to see “I tried reading/watching [X] but I stopped because none of the characters had redeeming qualities.”
Ok and??? Not all characters or plots need to be redemptive????
Good LORDT that’s such a reductive way to engage in any kind of art.
Ok and??? Not all characters or plots need to be redemptive????
Good LORDT that’s such a reductive way to engage in any kind of art.
November 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
It is far too early for me to see “I tried reading/watching [X] but I stopped because none of the characters had redeeming qualities.”
Ok and??? Not all characters or plots need to be redemptive????
Good LORDT that’s such a reductive way to engage in any kind of art.
Ok and??? Not all characters or plots need to be redemptive????
Good LORDT that’s such a reductive way to engage in any kind of art.
Just get me to 3pm tomorrow
November 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Just get me to 3pm tomorrow
A clear cut through the noise, and a stark reminder of the current state of journalism (and frankly, so many other industries).
New — I wrote about the myriad ways journalism’s moral rot manifests, and how our crumbling institutions have created the conditions for it to fester:
Moral rot in elite journalism is killing the whole field
The Nuzzi/RFK Jr. mess and the revelation of Esptein's journo pals lay bare a profound moral absence at the heart of our free press.
www.thehandbasket.co
November 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
A clear cut through the noise, and a stark reminder of the current state of journalism (and frankly, so many other industries).
Ate so much pasta tonight 😊
Ate…so much pasta tonight 😫
Ate…so much pasta tonight 😫
November 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Ate so much pasta tonight 😊
Ate…so much pasta tonight 😫
Ate…so much pasta tonight 😫
First time watch…it’s a perfect film. No notes.
November 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
First time watch…it’s a perfect film. No notes.
gm gays & theys 🙂↕️
November 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM
gm gays & theys 🙂↕️
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How about instead of selling "bearista" cups, Starbucks bargains a fair contract with its unionized baristas? No contract. No coffee. Don't cross the picket line. Solidarity with @sbworkersunited.org ✊
Starbucks' outrageous CEO-to-worker pay gap might make you spit out your morning coffee. And we're supposed to believe Starbucks can't afford to bargain a fair contract with its unionized workers?
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
How about instead of selling "bearista" cups, Starbucks bargains a fair contract with its unionized baristas? No contract. No coffee. Don't cross the picket line. Solidarity with @sbworkersunited.org ✊
Walking through the front door when I get home from work each night: BABY, WHERE THE HELL IS MY HUSBAND
Husband: *blinks, stares from living room couch less than 15 feet away*
Husband: *blinks, stares from living room couch less than 15 feet away*
November 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Walking through the front door when I get home from work each night: BABY, WHERE THE HELL IS MY HUSBAND
Husband: *blinks, stares from living room couch less than 15 feet away*
Husband: *blinks, stares from living room couch less than 15 feet away*
Please, please, please let me get what I want. Lord knows it would be the first time*
*actually winning a Goodreads giveaway I’ve entered
*actually winning a Goodreads giveaway I’ve entered
November 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Please, please, please let me get what I want. Lord knows it would be the first time*
*actually winning a Goodreads giveaway I’ve entered
*actually winning a Goodreads giveaway I’ve entered
Let me just say this — salad wraps are a TERRIBLE lunch and I will have to keep learning this stupid lesson over and over again
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Let me just say this — salad wraps are a TERRIBLE lunch and I will have to keep learning this stupid lesson over and over again
Hi, it’s been a minute.
Needed a break from here, so don’t know if I’m back permanently or not. But anyways, I’m here.
Needed a break from here, so don’t know if I’m back permanently or not. But anyways, I’m here.
November 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Hi, it’s been a minute.
Needed a break from here, so don’t know if I’m back permanently or not. But anyways, I’m here.
Needed a break from here, so don’t know if I’m back permanently or not. But anyways, I’m here.
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Teacher: It's ok if you like it and it's ok if you don't because music is what?
Class: SUBJECTIVE!
Teacher: Very good!
Class: SUBJECTIVE!
Teacher: Very good!
October 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Teacher: It's ok if you like it and it's ok if you don't because music is what?
Class: SUBJECTIVE!
Teacher: Very good!
Class: SUBJECTIVE!
Teacher: Very good!
Inevitably I am going to laugh when a Swiftie takes a negative comment too personally and spoils One Battle After Another.
October 3, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Inevitably I am going to laugh when a Swiftie takes a negative comment too personally and spoils One Battle After Another.
First thoughts on Life of a Showgirl:
The songwriting’s the best it’s been, the production surprisingly non-fussy, and the whole damn thing is just FUN and (oh my god?) HORNY.
You could never make me hate her. Sorry she has a bunch of y’all upset, but I’m having a ball.
The songwriting’s the best it’s been, the production surprisingly non-fussy, and the whole damn thing is just FUN and (oh my god?) HORNY.
You could never make me hate her. Sorry she has a bunch of y’all upset, but I’m having a ball.
October 3, 2025 at 5:16 AM
First thoughts on Life of a Showgirl:
The songwriting’s the best it’s been, the production surprisingly non-fussy, and the whole damn thing is just FUN and (oh my god?) HORNY.
You could never make me hate her. Sorry she has a bunch of y’all upset, but I’m having a ball.
The songwriting’s the best it’s been, the production surprisingly non-fussy, and the whole damn thing is just FUN and (oh my god?) HORNY.
You could never make me hate her. Sorry she has a bunch of y’all upset, but I’m having a ball.
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a friend-of-many-friends’ husband; please support and share if you can
My friend Jimmy’s husband was detained by ICE at his green card interview. They need help. www.gofundme.com/f/gpeqt-brin...
Donate to Bring Júlio home, organized by James Kraft
My husband Júlio was detained by ICE, is (as of today, Oct 1st 2025) currently being held at the NYC ICE … James Kraft needs your support for Bring Júlio home
www.gofundme.com
October 2, 2025 at 6:33 PM
a friend-of-many-friends’ husband; please support and share if you can
fuck it, Taylor Swift albums ranked pre-Showgirl
October 2, 2025 at 1:11 PM
fuck it, Taylor Swift albums ranked pre-Showgirl
good morning, showgirls today’s the day ❤️🔥
October 2, 2025 at 11:03 AM
good morning, showgirls today’s the day ❤️🔥
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My most curmudgeonly quality might be telling people to shut their trap when they’re yapping in the Quiet Car of the train. Like sorry but I didn’t wanna hear you yapping Richard that’s why I sat in here!!!
October 1, 2025 at 12:11 PM
My most curmudgeonly quality might be telling people to shut their trap when they’re yapping in the Quiet Car of the train. Like sorry but I didn’t wanna hear you yapping Richard that’s why I sat in here!!!
Hey so I’m a wreck
October 1, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Hey so I’m a wreck
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She’s coming! The only thing that’s keeping me going this week
September 29, 2025 at 2:18 PM
She’s coming! The only thing that’s keeping me going this week
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Hakeem Jeffries is just… such a loser.
NEW: Jeffries praises Eric Adams in a statement, saying he has "served courageously and authentically for decades" and that "meaningful progress has been made" during his mayoralty.
Says he will "publicly weigh in" on the mayoral race "well before the start of early voting.”
Says he will "publicly weigh in" on the mayoral race "well before the start of early voting.”
September 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Hakeem Jeffries is just… such a loser.
One of the “Real Gays of WeHo” just popped up on my IG feed. He’s newly divorced and boy oh boy do the last eighty or so reels let you know that by starting off “everything’s gonna be ok!!!”
September 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
One of the “Real Gays of WeHo” just popped up on my IG feed. He’s newly divorced and boy oh boy do the last eighty or so reels let you know that by starting off “everything’s gonna be ok!!!”