Cool, I know who’s blue rays im getting for Christmas!

Smashing pumpkins

I never wanna be my own boss. Give me that reliable income at someone else’s risk

My TV is 8 inches from the ceiling. It just works out better to hang over my desk a safe amount.

Woman came into my store last week with a labubu wearing a *red* hat on her loungefly brand mini backpack.

The future is now old man ;)

Saw this, tryin to spread it around for the more cognizant men and women who vowed to serve our country.

They always do, as far as I can tell it is impossible to make a MAGA care about facts

Ahhh, out in L.A. they’re called Andy Gumps 🚽, doesn’t roll of the tongue as well

You say that in jest but other people say that to take away civil liberties

I hope one day you can find intrinsic happiness

It’s has tons of bathrooms, they drive them in because it’s a huge event that most people love

Like what

Do you enjoy anything unironically?

Define pocket:

I hate how well this lines up with Will Smith slapping the other dude. It seems like such a small thing to loose a career over, if not for the fact we could replay the physically violent offense.

Whattayagunnadoisms and shooting down proposals seems to be human nature

Is it OK that we’re spending $50 million on Trump‘s birthday parade? Seems equally if not more wasteful to me