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agita christie
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these things ill be until i die

some writings @ frongorod.substack.com
thinking about jade cabbage
November 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
it would rock to be a little homunculus inside a sperm. i am going to go against science on this one and believe what i want to believe.
July 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
what if i got a tattoo of the anamorphic skull from the ambassadors
July 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
need to start saying 'i dont like' certain albums instead of saying theyre 'not for me'. need to start saying albums are bad instead of not liking then. need to start saying albums are ontologically evil instead of bad.
March 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
we're all talking behind your back about how youre too skinny
March 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
fascinating questions are being asked on reddit
March 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
they were doing bass tones in the 80s that we dont know how to make anymore
March 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
im gettin a slice of a the da pizza
March 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
i smoked a pristine cigarette i found on the ground and for an hour i felt a renewed sense of life
March 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
i had a dream where i bought chicken over rice. why. i can do that in real life
March 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Reposted by agita christie
crazy to think it was ten years ago today that I started squirrel suit base jumping. and now it looks like machines are gonna be better at it than we are
February 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
i saw a guy with really nice skim on my insta story and it reminded me to do my shot
February 14, 2025 at 10:25 PM
im maybe 10 years away from writing an embarrassing self insert historical novel about being in the 90s olympia music scene
January 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
is it too late to donate to the lincoln project
January 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
they should let the football robot play a little. let the whole world scream cletus!
January 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
i told my roommate that i was a 'political volcel' and she thought i was serious so it actually might be serious
January 13, 2025 at 5:49 AM
basically notes app poetry but written on google docs

open.substack.com/pub/frongoro...
short content collection
happy new year, here's some notes app poetry
open.substack.com
January 2, 2025 at 5:27 AM
sabrina carpenter thinks shes arianna grande but shes actually lonely island
December 25, 2024 at 11:59 PM
my dad first heard about devo from his lab coworker who would skim every incoming tank of nitrous with his own take-home container, in case you dont know the vibes of "q: are we not men"
im making everyone listen to devo when i get back
December 23, 2024 at 7:00 PM
im making everyone listen to devo when i get back
December 23, 2024 at 7:08 AM
the building on the left was where the first lgbt center in san diego was founded back in the 70s and designated for preservation. then the new developer ""accidentally"" demolished it and you can definitely tell there is a 2 story building shaped hole in the new building
December 21, 2024 at 4:46 AM
what a lovely tribute to a great italian leader ❤️
December 19, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Reposted by agita christie
read me and @emotrophywife.bsky.social in critical conversation about feminism, friendship, books, criticism and more open.substack.com/pub/gracebyr...
Kate Wagner x Grace Byron
A Conversation with Critic Kate Wagner
open.substack.com
December 16, 2024 at 3:44 PM
i am going to visit the most beautiful place in your mind and build an 18 hole golf course
December 11, 2024 at 10:29 PM