Upthorn
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a person, maybe?
Will occasionally repost NSFW
Will occasionally repost NSFW
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At this point, companies are desperate - Sony buys Grindr, Comcast buys IHOP, and Hasbro buys Gex.
Canada acquires North Dakota, but is asked to give it back.
With little left on the table, Paramount is forced to acquire Doug.
Capcom, in a panic, accidentally acquires itself.
Canada acquires North Dakota, but is asked to give it back.
With little left on the table, Paramount is forced to acquire Doug.
Capcom, in a panic, accidentally acquires itself.
December 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
At this point, companies are desperate - Sony buys Grindr, Comcast buys IHOP, and Hasbro buys Gex.
Canada acquires North Dakota, but is asked to give it back.
With little left on the table, Paramount is forced to acquire Doug.
Capcom, in a panic, accidentally acquires itself.
Canada acquires North Dakota, but is asked to give it back.
With little left on the table, Paramount is forced to acquire Doug.
Capcom, in a panic, accidentally acquires itself.
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The Yankees acquire LeBron James.
Microsoft attempts to acquire Shonen Jump, but gets laughed out of the meeting.
Ominously, Ikea acquires Northrop Grumman.
Platinum Games releases a statement reminding everyone that they are "very much up for sale", but at press time, there were no buyers.
Microsoft attempts to acquire Shonen Jump, but gets laughed out of the meeting.
Ominously, Ikea acquires Northrop Grumman.
Platinum Games releases a statement reminding everyone that they are "very much up for sale", but at press time, there were no buyers.
December 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The Yankees acquire LeBron James.
Microsoft attempts to acquire Shonen Jump, but gets laughed out of the meeting.
Ominously, Ikea acquires Northrop Grumman.
Platinum Games releases a statement reminding everyone that they are "very much up for sale", but at press time, there were no buyers.
Microsoft attempts to acquire Shonen Jump, but gets laughed out of the meeting.
Ominously, Ikea acquires Northrop Grumman.
Platinum Games releases a statement reminding everyone that they are "very much up for sale", but at press time, there were no buyers.
Not me, I'm down stranging my void
December 5, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Not me, I'm down stranging my void
A really cool css-based music video
lyra.horse/antonymph
lyra.horse/antonymph
Antonymph
a pop-up music video
lyra.horse
December 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
A really cool css-based music video
lyra.horse/antonymph
lyra.horse/antonymph
Wait a second, I just realized where I recognize that domain name from!
(The hack is really cool and interesting, too)
(The hack is really cool and interesting, too)
December 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Wait a second, I just realized where I recognize that domain name from!
(The hack is really cool and interesting, too)
(The hack is really cool and interesting, too)
Everytime I see this image I'm like "I wonder what promotion pack had a gold saturn?" before re-reading about the yellowing plastic
December 5, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Everytime I see this image I'm like "I wonder what promotion pack had a gold saturn?" before re-reading about the yellowing plastic
How the hell does a person not know what swords have to do with lesbians? Only almost everything!
December 4, 2025 at 11:55 PM
How the hell does a person not know what swords have to do with lesbians? Only almost everything!
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Vaguely improved(?) that for you
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Vaguely improved(?) that for you
The thing is, Horses is commenting on *them specifically*.
You want a society where anyone who engages in "immoral acts" is dehumanized? Here's what it looks like!
*Of course* they can't allow people to see that!
You want a society where anyone who engages in "immoral acts" is dehumanized? Here's what it looks like!
*Of course* they can't allow people to see that!
December 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
The thing is, Horses is commenting on *them specifically*.
You want a society where anyone who engages in "immoral acts" is dehumanized? Here's what it looks like!
*Of course* they can't allow people to see that!
You want a society where anyone who engages in "immoral acts" is dehumanized? Here's what it looks like!
*Of course* they can't allow people to see that!
December 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM