Ethan Pants (he/him)
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Ethan Pants (he/him)
@ethanpants.bsky.social
East Coast born, Minneapolis living // Ward 1. Visibly able, white, queer & trans, parent, spouse. I’m trying, promise.

Profile image made by Roo George-Warren.
November 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Start with two and stop with two. It’s easier - they take care of each other.
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
It’s hard to believe that it’s gonna storm when it’s 50° out right now.
November 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
New profile pic: Roo George-Warren is a queer artist, researcher, and educator from Catawba Indian Nation. This design was created using an image from a 2017 protest on the National Mall in Washington, DC, where tribes literally occupied the Capital using
November 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Still going!
November 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Got it’s all so embarrassing
November 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
This chump?
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Cat tax (sound on)
November 21, 2025 at 3:07 AM
But but but
November 20, 2025 at 1:29 PM
November 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The more I whisper "patron" to myself, the more it doesn't make sense.

Patron? PAYtrun.
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Let's fking gooooo!!! 📚
November 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

This is pretty easy for me: Liz Phair, Exile in Guyville.
November 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
How DARE you
November 16, 2025 at 7:38 PM
“I have done nothing wrong.”
November 15, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I love her so much, I can’t even stop her.
November 15, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Listening to Florence + the Machine until my ears bleed, for science.

"I hear the music
I feel the beat
and for a moment
when I'm dancing
I am free"
November 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The view out of the skylight above my bed.
November 12, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Minneapolis!
November 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Northern lights from my backyard.
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
A light post in Denver. #AndreaGibson
November 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Turns out that Denver is a good place to be when bad news (that passport stuff) hits.
November 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Update:
November 4, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I hope Jake is ok.
November 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
What a good show!
November 4, 2025 at 5:10 AM