Ethan Skolnick
@ethanjskolnick.bsky.social
Sports media guy… who unfortunately cares about more than that. CEO, Five Reasons Sports. Host, Five on the Floor. Publisher, Miami Heat & Orlando Magic OnSI.
Miami Heat: Tyler Herro out for start of season (& longer) due to foot surgery
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September 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
As a white male, I think I’m allowed to say this but maybe not.
99% of our country’s decline has been caused by white males — many not especially educated — who couldn’t handle it when a single one of their millions of advantages were made the slightest bit more equitable.
99% of our country’s decline has been caused by white males — many not especially educated — who couldn’t handle it when a single one of their millions of advantages were made the slightest bit more equitable.
September 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
As a white male, I think I’m allowed to say this but maybe not.
99% of our country’s decline has been caused by white males — many not especially educated — who couldn’t handle it when a single one of their millions of advantages were made the slightest bit more equitable.
99% of our country’s decline has been caused by white males — many not especially educated — who couldn’t handle it when a single one of their millions of advantages were made the slightest bit more equitable.
I posted this on IG. Lost 5 followers, made me feel better.
September 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I posted this on IG. Lost 5 followers, made me feel better.
More hypocrisy.
September 16, 2025 at 3:49 AM
More hypocrisy.
Radicalized by one semester at a technical college in…. Utah?
Wtf, these people are lunatics.
Wtf, these people are lunatics.
September 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Radicalized by one semester at a technical college in…. Utah?
Wtf, these people are lunatics.
Wtf, these people are lunatics.
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Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
If the white straight male MAGA crowd gets rid of all the groups they hate so much, who will they blame?
September 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
If the white straight male MAGA crowd gets rid of all the groups they hate so much, who will they blame?
So… the call (as usual) was coming from inside the house.
But…. But… Civil War everyone!
But…. But… Civil War everyone!
September 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
So… the call (as usual) was coming from inside the house.
But…. But… Civil War everyone!
But…. But… Civil War everyone!
The Miami Heat page for OnSI is back live. I’ll be managing the page, which means contributions from our group at 5ReasonsSports and a lean on original content rather than aggregation.
www.si.com/nba/heat
www.si.com/nba/heat
Inside The Heat On SI - Sports Illustrated
Inside The Heat On SI - Sports Illustrated
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September 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
The Miami Heat page for OnSI is back live. I’ll be managing the page, which means contributions from our group at 5ReasonsSports and a lean on original content rather than aggregation.
www.si.com/nba/heat
www.si.com/nba/heat
Long absence from here but I’ll be back posting, our Five Reasons Sports (and now Sports Illustrated) content as well as venting about the fascists in government and idiots who voted for them.
September 9, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Long absence from here but I’ll be back posting, our Five Reasons Sports (and now Sports Illustrated) content as well as venting about the fascists in government and idiots who voted for them.
We have increased our episodes of Five on the Floor.
What will Pat Riley say today?
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What will Pat Riley say today?
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What should Pat Riley answer for? Jorge Sedano joins
Podcast Episode · Five On The Floor: Miami Heat/NBA · 05/09/2025 · 32m
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May 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
We have increased our episodes of Five on the Floor.
What will Pat Riley say today?
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What will Pat Riley say today?
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I stopped watching any news after election night.
So I heard a rumor that the biggest idiot alive… voted in by other idiots…. is crashing the economy as I expected.
Will anyone who voted for this step up and admit they were wrong? Ever? Or does the racism and sexism override that for them?
So I heard a rumor that the biggest idiot alive… voted in by other idiots…. is crashing the economy as I expected.
Will anyone who voted for this step up and admit they were wrong? Ever? Or does the racism and sexism override that for them?
April 7, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I stopped watching any news after election night.
So I heard a rumor that the biggest idiot alive… voted in by other idiots…. is crashing the economy as I expected.
Will anyone who voted for this step up and admit they were wrong? Ever? Or does the racism and sexism override that for them?
So I heard a rumor that the biggest idiot alive… voted in by other idiots…. is crashing the economy as I expected.
Will anyone who voted for this step up and admit they were wrong? Ever? Or does the racism and sexism override that for them?
Again, this was the arrogance of believing that T—— or the GOP viewed them as many viewed themselves. So many voted for him because the leopard face eaters would only eat others.
March 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Again, this was the arrogance of believing that T—— or the GOP viewed them as many viewed themselves. So many voted for him because the leopard face eaters would only eat others.
It’s OK as long as someone else is hurt 🙄
March 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
It’s OK as long as someone else is hurt 🙄
We ranked the worst Heat losses of the season so you didn’t have to
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The Miami Heat's worst losses of the season, ranked
Podcast Episode · Five On The Floor: Miami Heat/NBA · 03/12/2025 · 27m
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March 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
We ranked the worst Heat losses of the season so you didn’t have to
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It’s painfully obvious that T**** is tanking the market on purpose so his cronies can buy in cheaper.
If you know the game, you can make $ here.
He won’t let it fall much past a correction. He knows that’s political suicide. Get your buy orders in for when he starts removing tariffs like a hero.
If you know the game, you can make $ here.
He won’t let it fall much past a correction. He knows that’s political suicide. Get your buy orders in for when he starts removing tariffs like a hero.
March 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
It’s painfully obvious that T**** is tanking the market on purpose so his cronies can buy in cheaper.
If you know the game, you can make $ here.
He won’t let it fall much past a correction. He knows that’s political suicide. Get your buy orders in for when he starts removing tariffs like a hero.
If you know the game, you can make $ here.
He won’t let it fall much past a correction. He knows that’s political suicide. Get your buy orders in for when he starts removing tariffs like a hero.
Apologies for neglecting this account.
Will get back at it.
Will get back at it.
February 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Apologies for neglecting this account.
Will get back at it.
Will get back at it.
We’ve been busy on Five on the Floor. Latest episode on the new players being introduced.
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Miami Heat introduce Andrew Wiggins, Davion Mitchell and Kyle Anderson
Podcast Episode · Five On The Floor: Miami Heat/NBA · 02/09/2025 · 26m
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February 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
We’ve been busy on Five on the Floor. Latest episode on the new players being introduced.
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