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𝘪'𝘷𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘭 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙨 .
ᴛᴏɴɪɢʜᴛ 𝚒'𝚖 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒔 .
𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠, 𝘪'𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙧
𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝒎𝒆 𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆, @time-ticks-away.bsky.social
𝘪'𝘷𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘭 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙨 .
ᴛᴏɴɪɢʜᴛ 𝚒'𝚖 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒔 .
𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠, 𝘪'𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙧
𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝒎𝒆 𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆, @time-ticks-away.bsky.social
Pinned
that's scary.
something projected itself into my head
dyle what in tarnation are you talking about
January 27, 2026 at 2:53 AM
that's scary.
dyle what in tarnation are you talking about
dandicus, this might shock you, but those aren’t your friends.
January 27, 2026 at 1:59 AM
dyle what in tarnation are you talking about
[hopping right into them! that's a fat flower to hoist up.]
ah, yeah, that's the spot !
ah, yeah, that's the spot !
.̲.̲.̲ .ᐣ
no problem.
⌞ opening his arms for his husband to climb into. ⌝
no problem.
⌞ opening his arms for his husband to climb into. ⌝
yippee!!!!!
i mean. ahem..
thanks :]
i mean. ahem..
thanks :]
January 24, 2026 at 12:47 AM
[hopping right into them! that's a fat flower to hoist up.]
ah, yeah, that's the spot !
ah, yeah, that's the spot !
yippee!!!!!
i mean. ahem..
thanks :]
i mean. ahem..
thanks :]
mm. why not .ᐣ
my back hurts who wants to carry me
January 24, 2026 at 12:36 AM
yippee!!!!!
i mean. ahem..
thanks :]
i mean. ahem..
thanks :]
my back hurts who wants to carry me
January 23, 2026 at 11:59 PM
my back hurts who wants to carry me
you don't! i'm the best ever!
[he boasted, sticking out his tongue... before using the tongue he was sticking out to lick dyle??]
but i would really have no other partner...
[he boasted, sticking out his tongue... before using the tongue he was sticking out to lick dyle??]
but i would really have no other partner...
( that got a chuckle out of him .̲.̲.̲ )
i’m rather remarkable, after all. charming on—top of that too. ♡
but i don’t think i come as close to you.
i’m rather remarkable, after all. charming on—top of that too. ♡
but i don’t think i come as close to you.
[a mock gasp! feigning surprise!]
what? since when did we get those? oh my stars in my heaven, you'd think i'd remember marrying a guy like you...
[wink..]
what? since when did we get those? oh my stars in my heaven, you'd think i'd remember marrying a guy like you...
[wink..]
January 12, 2026 at 6:02 AM
you don't! i'm the best ever!
[he boasted, sticking out his tongue... before using the tongue he was sticking out to lick dyle??]
but i would really have no other partner...
[he boasted, sticking out his tongue... before using the tongue he was sticking out to lick dyle??]
but i would really have no other partner...
[a mock gasp! feigning surprise!]
what? since when did we get those? oh my stars in my heaven, you'd think i'd remember marrying a guy like you...
[wink..]
what? since when did we get those? oh my stars in my heaven, you'd think i'd remember marrying a guy like you...
[wink..]
you tell me, dear.
( pressing a soft kiss against his husband’s forehead before bringing up his hand that had his ring on it. )
hm .ᐣ what do you think .ᐣ
( pressing a soft kiss against his husband’s forehead before bringing up his hand that had his ring on it. )
hm .ᐣ what do you think .ᐣ
surely you can't like lil ol' me /that/ much.
[he giggled, wrapping an arm around dyle's waist and playing with his chain absentmindedly.]
[he giggled, wrapping an arm around dyle's waist and playing with his chain absentmindedly.]
January 12, 2026 at 5:01 AM
[a mock gasp! feigning surprise!]
what? since when did we get those? oh my stars in my heaven, you'd think i'd remember marrying a guy like you...
[wink..]
what? since when did we get those? oh my stars in my heaven, you'd think i'd remember marrying a guy like you...
[wink..]
surely you can't like lil ol' me /that/ much.
[he giggled, wrapping an arm around dyle's waist and playing with his chain absentmindedly.]
[he giggled, wrapping an arm around dyle's waist and playing with his chain absentmindedly.]
please, it’s the most sensible thing to do.
( reciprocating the kiss, resting his head on the flowers shoulder— closing his eyes as he did so. )
( reciprocating the kiss, resting his head on the flowers shoulder— closing his eyes as he did so. )
really now? how cute.
[leaning up to kiss his glass, pulling them together in order to do so. keeping it brief, vine tail waving around!]
[leaning up to kiss his glass, pulling them together in order to do so. keeping it brief, vine tail waving around!]
January 12, 2026 at 4:23 AM
surely you can't like lil ol' me /that/ much.
[he giggled, wrapping an arm around dyle's waist and playing with his chain absentmindedly.]
[he giggled, wrapping an arm around dyle's waist and playing with his chain absentmindedly.]
really now? how cute.
[leaning up to kiss his glass, pulling them together in order to do so. keeping it brief, vine tail waving around!]
[leaning up to kiss his glass, pulling them together in order to do so. keeping it brief, vine tail waving around!]
( pulling in dandy close to him, resting an arm around his body. )
not really, but if you’re someone who’s consistently around i might change that.
( a playful wink. )
not really, but if you’re someone who’s consistently around i might change that.
( a playful wink. )
[immediately snuggling right up to dyle, looking up at him like a lovestruck puppy dog.]
come here often? ♡
come here often? ♡
January 11, 2026 at 11:49 PM
really now? how cute.
[leaning up to kiss his glass, pulling them together in order to do so. keeping it brief, vine tail waving around!]
[leaning up to kiss his glass, pulling them together in order to do so. keeping it brief, vine tail waving around!]
[immediately snuggling right up to dyle, looking up at him like a lovestruck puppy dog.]
come here often? ♡
come here often? ♡
( HES BLUSHING. )
i swear one day dandicus… ( sigh, ) oh forget it.
( climbing over the counter to be by his husbands side. )
i swear one day dandicus… ( sigh, ) oh forget it.
( climbing over the counter to be by his husbands side. )
but i'm enjoyin'...
yknow. the bakery
[stifling a snort- he loves picking on dyle so much!]
fine, fine... i'll be normal! come here..
yknow. the bakery
[stifling a snort- he loves picking on dyle so much!]
fine, fine... i'll be normal! come here..
January 11, 2026 at 11:13 PM
[immediately snuggling right up to dyle, looking up at him like a lovestruck puppy dog.]
come here often? ♡
come here often? ♡
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mun is a minor .
mun is a minor .
January 11, 2026 at 10:41 PM
temp pin .
mun is a minor .
mun is a minor .
but i'm enjoyin'...
yknow. the bakery
[stifling a snort- he loves picking on dyle so much!]
fine, fine... i'll be normal! come here..
yknow. the bakery
[stifling a snort- he loves picking on dyle so much!]
fine, fine... i'll be normal! come here..
because it’s highly inappropriate .ᐣ why else .ᐣ
( dragging his palm down his glass face… )
or if you just asked me normally i’d come sit over here with you.
( dragging his palm down his glass face… )
or if you just asked me normally i’d come sit over here with you.
WHY!!
[throwing his hands up in exasperation]
you're beautiful, how am i supposed to NOT look??
[throwing his hands up in exasperation]
you're beautiful, how am i supposed to NOT look??
January 11, 2026 at 10:45 PM
but i'm enjoyin'...
yknow. the bakery
[stifling a snort- he loves picking on dyle so much!]
fine, fine... i'll be normal! come here..
yknow. the bakery
[stifling a snort- he loves picking on dyle so much!]
fine, fine... i'll be normal! come here..
WHY!!
[throwing his hands up in exasperation]
you're beautiful, how am i supposed to NOT look??
[throwing his hands up in exasperation]
you're beautiful, how am i supposed to NOT look??
cease your staring .ᐟ
( pointing accusingly at him .ᐣ )
( pointing accusingly at him .ᐣ )
[big stupid ass smile]
yeah?
yeah?
January 11, 2026 at 10:32 PM
WHY!!
[throwing his hands up in exasperation]
you're beautiful, how am i supposed to NOT look??
[throwing his hands up in exasperation]
you're beautiful, how am i supposed to NOT look??
[big stupid ass smile]
yeah?
yeah?
dandicus dancifer.
( slooooow turn to face him .̲.̲.̲ * ♨️. )
( slooooow turn to face him .̲.̲.̲ * ♨️. )
and it's made from a place of innocence!
January 11, 2026 at 10:08 PM
[big stupid ass smile]
yeah?
yeah?
and it's made from a place of innocence!
… what an odd request.
Yeah well keep doing that and keep your back facing me
January 11, 2026 at 9:39 PM
and it's made from a place of innocence!
Yeah well keep doing that and keep your back facing me
to what toons. im using this downtime to clean
can you go back to your counter i was busy watching something
January 11, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Yeah well keep doing that and keep your back facing me
can you go back to your counter i was busy watching something
i just wiped the counters down and you’re DROOLING.
What did I do.
January 11, 2026 at 9:28 PM
can you go back to your counter i was busy watching something
What did I do.
can you not
🤤...
January 11, 2026 at 9:23 PM
What did I do.
fiiine..
...i love you, you know?
...i love you, you know?
.̲.̲.̲ you used to do both of our work before i arrived, dandicus. it’s more than fair that i offer this.
having you do all my work seems unfair.
January 11, 2026 at 8:55 AM
fiiine..
...i love you, you know?
...i love you, you know?
having you do all my work seems unfair.
then take today off.
i can watch over both shops again, i’m more than qualified for that.
i can watch over both shops again, i’m more than qualified for that.
off and on...
when the chaos allows me.
when the chaos allows me.
January 11, 2026 at 8:22 AM
having you do all my work seems unfair.
off and on...
when the chaos allows me.
when the chaos allows me.
( eyebrow furrow … )
have you been resting at all .ᐣ
have you been resting at all .ᐣ
no, not really. just tired.
January 10, 2026 at 8:35 PM
off and on...
when the chaos allows me.
when the chaos allows me.
no, not really. just tired.
something on your mind, dandicus .ᐣ
bluhhh.
January 10, 2026 at 8:14 PM
no, not really. just tired.