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Dr. EsotERIC
@esoteric06.bsky.social
DET ✈️ HTX
I know a little about a lot. Imported from Detroit, perfected in Texas. Big ol' kid with an old soul. Unc status with blerd energy. Detroit vs. Everybody. Opinions & jewels dropped are my own. ΑΦΑ | 100BM
🚨NO SOLICITING/BEGGING🚨
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Just so we're clear, if we're connected on this app, I have no interest in:
❌ Moving our chat to Telegram or WhatsApp
❌ Crypto/Forex
❌ Financial advice
❌ Sending/receiving $$
❌ Being included in art
❌ Being your sugar daddy
❌ ANY business transaction

Por favor y gracias.
Digging all these Aunties in HTX who are educated with good credit, healthy balance sheets, investment portfolios, successful careers, and little to no baggage. If you believed everything you see on YouTube, IG or TikTok, you would be convinced this caliber of woman no longer existed.
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December 22, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Unc had to school some young ladies on why no one was approaching them:

"Why are y'all just sitting together, running interference on each other? No man is trying to throw into triple coverage. Get up. Spread out. Now you have 3 potential 1:1 matchups instead of a 1:3. Watch what happens next."
December 19, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Whelp! Someone just ghosted themselves out of seeing Eric Roberson this Saturday! 🤣🤷🏿‍♂️
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December 18, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Top 3 things I've come to enjoy about December in Houston:
1️⃣ Founders Day (and week) 🧊🤙🏿🦍
2️⃣ Endless holiday mixers and opportunities to give back 🎅🏿
3️⃣ Cooler temps = opening up the wardrobe & wearing all 18 sport coats/blazers 🕴🏿
December 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
There is nothing necessarily dark about a man who prioritizes privacy.

"Information is currency."

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The Dark Psychology of Men Who Don’t Post on Social Media
YouTube video by Stoic Thinkers
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December 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
No surprises here. Refined, laid-back gentleman with a touch of gangsta.
December 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
My brothers of black and old gold! If she didn't wish you a Happy Founders Day today...
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December 5, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Cheers to 119 years of leadership development, brotherhood promotion, community service, and academic excellence. 🤙🏿🧊 #menofdistinction #whoyawit
December 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM
As an emotionally intelligent adult, I try to give people grace and recognize that all humans make mistakes.

However...

As a trained researcher, I cannot ignore or unsee patterns of bad behavior.

Sometimes you gotta call 🚩🚩 when you see 🚩🚩.
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December 3, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I'm starting to wonder if the reason I have been getting called "unc" more frequently is because I dress like a man in spaces where everyone else is dressed like a teenager. Anyway, there is an "Uncs vs. Big Brahs" party in a couple weeks and I guess I have to represent. I'll still be clean. 🤷🏿‍♂️🤵🏿‍♂️
December 1, 2025 at 3:07 AM
It will never cease to amaze me how many "adults" don't know what cocktail attire is...
November 29, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Until tonight, I hadn't had Chachos for over 10 years. Forgot how hard it goes for a late night snack. #MexicanConey
November 27, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Ladies, "Big Fella Season" has officially arrived in Houston. When the temp drops, our value rises. Get yourself a 6'2, 250lb cuddle buddy while supplies last.
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Unpopular opinion: Bald women are beautiful. Next chocolate bald woman I encounter in these Houston streets is getting courted and cuffed.
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Bald and Proud
YouTube video by Waxmaster - Topic
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November 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
The last couple days of social observation and data collection have yielded some troubling results. As such, I'm really looking forward to church ✝️ + Lions 🏈 + a cigar 💨paired w/Uncle Nearest 🥃 on my porch.
November 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM
The defense and Jordan Marshall are keeping us in it and Bryce is doing his best Alex Orji impression. Let's put these fools away. #GoBlue
November 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Unc will never understand #SectionCulture. I had VIP access to 3 sections at a party during AfroTech, but didn't spend much time at either. I socialized, networked, danced, got twerked on, got hand-fed, and collected compliments on my fit and my swag. More fun than sitting on a rented couch.🤷🏿‍♂️
November 1, 2025 at 12:39 PM
This truth really hits. The pursuit of peace outweighs the pursuit of pu$$y. Don't chase women to crack, select a woman to be a partner. This is based on how she contributes to peace & stability. Settling for chaos disguised as sexual conquest just ain't it.

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Why Men Over 40 Stop Chasing Women — The Psychology Behind It | Psycho Shift
YouTube video by Psycho Shift
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October 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I miss the days when you could hang out without worrying about being caught in somebody's photo or video. #LiveInTheMoment
October 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
This has had me cracking up all day.

"You already lost."

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First day in prison 😂😭 #funny #funnyanimation #animatedcartoon #animatedshorts #shorts #funnyshorts
YouTube video by Giddysparkle Animations
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October 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Gonna be at work and at AfroTech hitting the Paul Bunyan pose for random reasons all week. #GoBlue
October 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Confirmed. You need a helmet to drive in Houston.
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Only in Houston #drive #houston #texas #htx
YouTube video by Ku Egenti
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October 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I heard someone from Battle Creek, MI claim Detroit once. Opposite sides of the state! ✋🏿
The way Atlanta people argue about what areas are considered “real Atlanta” and what isn’t is so funny to me. I don’t notice it with any other city.
October 8, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Aunties need love too! ❤️
October 3, 2025 at 3:16 AM
If you haven't smiled yet today, go on YouTube and search for Randy "Macho Man" Savage interviews.
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Macho Man Randy Savage - The Cream of the Crop
YouTube video by CGatto
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October 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM