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Name a better combination
February 10, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Name a better combination
Paying my taxes and setting up reminders to pay my estimates in April. Who said being an entrepreneur wouldn't be exciting?
February 10, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Paying my taxes and setting up reminders to pay my estimates in April. Who said being an entrepreneur wouldn't be exciting?
Sometimes, and apropos of nothing, I wish I lived in or closer to NYC.
February 9, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Sometimes, and apropos of nothing, I wish I lived in or closer to NYC.
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Visiting Boston February 25-28 ❄️
February 9, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Visiting Boston February 25-28 ❄️
I remember the day I dropped my WaPo subscription. And what Matt is saying here is exactly why.
1. Build huge subscriber base by telling them their $ supports democracy.
2. Don’t establish other revenue sources.
3. Rug-pull subscribers by pushing opinion side to the right.
4. Subscribers leave, revenue falls.
5. Enact crippling newsroom cuts.
2. Don’t establish other revenue sources.
3. Rug-pull subscribers by pushing opinion side to the right.
4. Subscribers leave, revenue falls.
5. Enact crippling newsroom cuts.
February 4, 2026 at 2:29 PM
I remember the day I dropped my WaPo subscription. And what Matt is saying here is exactly why.
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1. Build huge subscriber base by telling them their $ supports democracy.
2. Don’t establish other revenue sources.
3. Rug-pull subscribers by pushing opinion side to the right.
4. Subscribers leave, revenue falls.
5. Enact crippling newsroom cuts.
2. Don’t establish other revenue sources.
3. Rug-pull subscribers by pushing opinion side to the right.
4. Subscribers leave, revenue falls.
5. Enact crippling newsroom cuts.
February 4, 2026 at 11:52 AM
1. Build huge subscriber base by telling them their $ supports democracy.
2. Don’t establish other revenue sources.
3. Rug-pull subscribers by pushing opinion side to the right.
4. Subscribers leave, revenue falls.
5. Enact crippling newsroom cuts.
2. Don’t establish other revenue sources.
3. Rug-pull subscribers by pushing opinion side to the right.
4. Subscribers leave, revenue falls.
5. Enact crippling newsroom cuts.
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I have availability for a quick little lunchtime tryst between 2 and 3.30pm on the 5th, but otherwise my time is spoken for.
Boston, it's been far too long. I'm coming for you 💋
(Don't look at the hashtags! They are embarrassing! Seriously! Avert your gaze!)
#bostonbdsm #oursky #dateboston #kinkygfe
(Don't look at the hashtags! They are embarrassing! Seriously! Avert your gaze!)
#bostonbdsm #oursky #dateboston #kinkygfe
February 2, 2026 at 2:29 PM
I have availability for a quick little lunchtime tryst between 2 and 3.30pm on the 5th, but otherwise my time is spoken for.
If you've got to be stuck at O'Hare.
February 1, 2026 at 2:00 AM
If you've got to be stuck at O'Hare.
I think I'm going to get stuck in Chicago tonight. I can't decide if I love it or hate it.
January 31, 2026 at 10:24 PM
I think I'm going to get stuck in Chicago tonight. I can't decide if I love it or hate it.
Flying with my boss, I got upgraded to first and she didn't. Did I give her the seat? You bet your ass I did.
My favorite part, the faux fight she put up. "Oh no, you take it."
My favorite part, the faux fight she put up. "Oh no, you take it."
January 31, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Flying with my boss, I got upgraded to first and she didn't. Did I give her the seat? You bet your ass I did.
My favorite part, the faux fight she put up. "Oh no, you take it."
My favorite part, the faux fight she put up. "Oh no, you take it."
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I’m officially an LA girlie! It’s beautiful outside and I’ve got about a million things to do, but I’m already loving being here, and being back in California. I’m excited to be swept off on new adventures. ❤️
January 31, 2026 at 6:42 PM
I’m officially an LA girlie! It’s beautiful outside and I’ve got about a million things to do, but I’m already loving being here, and being back in California. I’m excited to be swept off on new adventures. ❤️
(GULP!)
Who wants to hibernate? You, me, a toasty warm cave (or cave-evoking suite) for the next month. Fire, furs, nudity, etc.
January 30, 2026 at 12:32 AM
(GULP!)
Aspen lunch
January 29, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Aspen lunch
Some people just ooze sex appeal.
January 27, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Some people just ooze sex appeal.
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Sam Darnold is an incredible story. The Seahawks are a wonderful team. They've been seeking revenge on the Pats since Malcolm Butler. But even so, I'm preeeeeeetty sure the whole country is going to unite behind the Patriots and root for them in the Super Bowl!
January 26, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Sam Darnold is an incredible story. The Seahawks are a wonderful team. They've been seeking revenge on the Pats since Malcolm Butler. But even so, I'm preeeeeeetty sure the whole country is going to unite behind the Patriots and root for them in the Super Bowl!
Beautiful woman at the gym who doesn't speak English... I got in her way by her water bottle and said, "So sorry, excuse me."
She replies, "you're fine."
Me: laughing "I thought I heard you say you didn't speak English."
Her: "I don't for certain men." 😂
She replies, "you're fine."
Me: laughing "I thought I heard you say you didn't speak English."
Her: "I don't for certain men." 😂
January 25, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Beautiful woman at the gym who doesn't speak English... I got in her way by her water bottle and said, "So sorry, excuse me."
She replies, "you're fine."
Me: laughing "I thought I heard you say you didn't speak English."
Her: "I don't for certain men." 😂
She replies, "you're fine."
Me: laughing "I thought I heard you say you didn't speak English."
Her: "I don't for certain men." 😂
Sphere time.
January 25, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Sphere time.
I would never live in Texas.
Wait, maybe I would.
Wait, maybe I would.
Texas! 👢
I’m traveling to you soon. I’d love to grab dinner (or wings, champagne, and a private Super Bowl watch party)! 🏈🍷
Houston • Feb 4-6
Austin • Feb 7-8
Dallas • Feb 9-12
Send an introduction! ✨
I’m traveling to you soon. I’d love to grab dinner (or wings, champagne, and a private Super Bowl watch party)! 🏈🍷
Houston • Feb 4-6
Austin • Feb 7-8
Dallas • Feb 9-12
Send an introduction! ✨
January 24, 2026 at 11:25 PM
I would never live in Texas.
Wait, maybe I would.
Wait, maybe I would.
I got to Vegas last night instead of flying in today. At 3am my body thought it was 6am.
Been up a long time. I'm officially going to be in bed way too early tonight. My clients are going to hate me
Been up a long time. I'm officially going to be in bed way too early tonight. My clients are going to hate me
January 24, 2026 at 5:45 PM
I got to Vegas last night instead of flying in today. At 3am my body thought it was 6am.
Been up a long time. I'm officially going to be in bed way too early tonight. My clients are going to hate me
Been up a long time. I'm officially going to be in bed way too early tonight. My clients are going to hate me
Can I get all the Ellie fans to repost this so we all get to see more posts?
The colder the weather, the more satisfying the hot tub.
January 24, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Can I get all the Ellie fans to repost this so we all get to see more posts?
Today in a meeting everything went over my head. I took copious notes and asked every question I could. I now have a packet of documents to read on the plane that hopefully use terms I know. Please pray for me.
January 23, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Today in a meeting everything went over my head. I took copious notes and asked every question I could. I now have a packet of documents to read on the plane that hopefully use terms I know. Please pray for me.
According to my therapist, it's ok to not get everything I want.
January 22, 2026 at 5:22 PM
According to my therapist, it's ok to not get everything I want.
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Winter tip: I keep a little Spring on me at all times.
January 21, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Winter tip: I keep a little Spring on me at all times.
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no greenlander ever called me a libtard
January 20, 2026 at 8:18 PM
no greenlander ever called me a libtard
This is superior marketing
Considering offering a slight discount for spa dates this winter. I need to be steamed like a xiaolongbao for the remainder of the winter coat season.
January 20, 2026 at 8:40 PM
This is superior marketing