Eric Saeger, Obscure Author & Rate-Limited Goblin
@esaeger.bsky.social
Writes political humor books, reviews music, sells antiques. Close the CIA before I get really performatively angry.
Wait, J&J added cancer-causing benzene to Neutrogena and Aveeno sunscreens because their biggest profits come from their cancer drugs? Well OBVIOUSLY they were nostalgic for the good old days, when they put cancer-causing asbestos in baby powder for 52 years. You know how it goes, right? Jeez!
November 19, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Wait, J&J added cancer-causing benzene to Neutrogena and Aveeno sunscreens because their biggest profits come from their cancer drugs? Well OBVIOUSLY they were nostalgic for the good old days, when they put cancer-causing asbestos in baby powder for 52 years. You know how it goes, right? Jeez!
Meanwhile, this is literally what the troglodytes are seeing at Truth Social.
November 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Meanwhile, this is literally what the troglodytes are seeing at Truth Social.
Too easy?
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Too easy?
I mean come on, there are other ways to thank your friend when their avocado-and-vaginal-fluid vinaigrette dressing works just like she told you it would
November 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I mean come on, there are other ways to thank your friend when their avocado-and-vaginal-fluid vinaigrette dressing works just like she told you it would
The average monthly price of groceries for a family of four in the US is now $1,030, up 30% since Covid.
November 16, 2025 at 6:27 AM
The average monthly price of groceries for a family of four in the US is now $1,030, up 30% since Covid.
Lol every right-wing black-hat troll in the solar system is trying to make "Trump isn't *technically* in the files" happen. Can we not be complete dumbasses for once and just make it not happen, that'd be great.
November 15, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Lol every right-wing black-hat troll in the solar system is trying to make "Trump isn't *technically* in the files" happen. Can we not be complete dumbasses for once and just make it not happen, that'd be great.
Priceless.
November 13, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Priceless.
The flood is already happening.
Jeffrey Epstein: "Have them ask my houseman about [Donald Trump] almost walking through the door leaving his nose print on the glass as young women were swimming in the pool and he was so focused he walked straight into the door."
Jeffrey Epstein: "Have them ask my houseman about [Donald Trump] almost walking through the door leaving his nose print on the glass as young women were swimming in the pool and he was so focused he walked straight into the door."
November 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The flood is already happening.
Jeffrey Epstein: "Have them ask my houseman about [Donald Trump] almost walking through the door leaving his nose print on the glass as young women were swimming in the pool and he was so focused he walked straight into the door."
Jeffrey Epstein: "Have them ask my houseman about [Donald Trump] almost walking through the door leaving his nose print on the glass as young women were swimming in the pool and he was so focused he walked straight into the door."
ICYMI: The Guardian excerpted some of the late Virginia Giuffre's memoir in October. She was trafficked directly from Mar-a-Lago. Obviously Trump liked what he saw.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
November 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
ICYMI: The Guardian excerpted some of the late Virginia Giuffre's memoir in October. She was trafficked directly from Mar-a-Lago. Obviously Trump liked what he saw.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Truth (a buddy made this) 🤣
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Truth (a buddy made this) 🤣
What took them so long?
November 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
What took them so long?
If you saw del Toro's new Frankenstein you know you agree with this.
November 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
If you saw del Toro's new Frankenstein you know you agree with this.
Here he is, reflecting on the sci-fi novel he never wrote, Babypuss, the smartest puss I've ever known. He's now 76 in human years. If he's not taking a nap, he's going someplace to take a nap. He gets a lot of treats and smooches lately.
November 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Here he is, reflecting on the sci-fi novel he never wrote, Babypuss, the smartest puss I've ever known. He's now 76 in human years. If he's not taking a nap, he's going someplace to take a nap. He gets a lot of treats and smooches lately.
Buzzfeed compiled a list of posts from staunch MAGAs who were worried about they're SNAP benefits. See if you can tell how this one their is 100% real.
Boy, that person must be sooo grateful that the Democrats saved the day!
Boy, that person must be sooo grateful that the Democrats saved the day!
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Buzzfeed compiled a list of posts from staunch MAGAs who were worried about they're SNAP benefits. See if you can tell how this one their is 100% real.
Boy, that person must be sooo grateful that the Democrats saved the day!
Boy, that person must be sooo grateful that the Democrats saved the day!
No seriously, the Democrats couldn't care less if you can "afford" healthcare.
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
No seriously, the Democrats couldn't care less if you can "afford" healthcare.
Suddenly those total losers were worried about feeding hungry kids, or something?
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Suddenly those total losers were worried about feeding hungry kids, or something?
Trump getting roundly booed at Commanders NFL game today while swearing in some military guys or whatever.
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Trump getting roundly booed at Commanders NFL game today while swearing in some military guys or whatever.
Jfc, does literally *everything* need to suck under capitalism?
November 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Jfc, does literally *everything* need to suck under capitalism?
If you're contributing to charities or doing any other mutual aid, don't forget to bring food to pet food pantries. No one should be forced to give up their pet just because Trump's torpedoing SNAP.
November 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
If you're contributing to charities or doing any other mutual aid, don't forget to bring food to pet food pantries. No one should be forced to give up their pet just because Trump's torpedoing SNAP.
My flashback: An alcoholic I dated in 1997
November 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
My flashback: An alcoholic I dated in 1997
I fucking told you so. Microsoft Teams is pure cancer. Mostly to get out of the house I took the training for a p/t job that used it and it was basically like having the world's worst middle-managers sitting right in my cube being dicks. It should be illegal to use the stupid goddam thing.
November 3, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I fucking told you so. Microsoft Teams is pure cancer. Mostly to get out of the house I took the training for a p/t job that used it and it was basically like having the world's worst middle-managers sitting right in my cube being dicks. It should be illegal to use the stupid goddam thing.
Bari Weiss is perfect for CBS. She questioned whether the sexual assault charges against Brett Kavanaugh should disqualify him from the SC; basically she's an annoying POS Zionist who helped popularize the term "Intellectual Darkweb" and took those assholes (Rogan etc) seriously.
From RationalWiki:
From RationalWiki:
October 31, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Bari Weiss is perfect for CBS. She questioned whether the sexual assault charges against Brett Kavanaugh should disqualify him from the SC; basically she's an annoying POS Zionist who helped popularize the term "Intellectual Darkweb" and took those assholes (Rogan etc) seriously.
From RationalWiki:
From RationalWiki:
TIL that in NH, despite what Google says, the tire pressure idiot light won't make your car fail an inspection if the tires are fine. Guys at Tire Warehouse and Sullivan Tire both told me that. I have an older Ford and was kinda stressed about it.
October 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
TIL that in NH, despite what Google says, the tire pressure idiot light won't make your car fail an inspection if the tires are fine. Guys at Tire Warehouse and Sullivan Tire both told me that. I have an older Ford and was kinda stressed about it.
I'm not turning into a Fundie or anything, but this struck me today. I forget what I was searching Google for, but this was the first thing that came up, solid proof that not all Christians are MAGA lunatics. So many people are just flat out bullshitting full time.
October 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I'm not turning into a Fundie or anything, but this struck me today. I forget what I was searching Google for, but this was the first thing that came up, solid proof that not all Christians are MAGA lunatics. So many people are just flat out bullshitting full time.