Elizabeth Sandifer
eruditorumpress.com
Elizabeth Sandifer
@eruditorumpress.com
Writer of Last War in Albion, Neoreaction a Basilisk, and TARDIS Eruditorum. Trans anarchist occultist.

A godly woman, but probably not the one you were expecting.
Oh yeah I have one of these too. Set in upstate New York, but shot in our abandoned mental institution, which was at the forefront of such treatments as electroshock therapy and frontal lobotomy.

(For an appallingly rich town in Fairfield County I grew up in a really fucked up place)
November 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from (vibe-kill edition)
November 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I want to smash the faces
Of those beautiful boys
Those Christian boys
So you can make me cum
That doesn't make you Jesus
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
The stupid replies begin. www.eruditorumpress.com/blog/on-inco...
November 18, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Absolute lol at Louis CK’s novel showing up in a little free library four days after release.
November 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The thing about Nuzzi is that I absolutely get doing ludicrously self-destructive shit for no other reason than desire, but you have to accept the destruction. The life you were living before you did the most outlandishly stupid thing imaginable is over now. Change your name and get a desk job.
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
November 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Stereogum is doing “eighty artists pick their favorite Neil Young song,” and gosh, you don’t say.
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The Bandril Ambassador, on the other hand, went for Curtis Silwa.
November 4, 2025 at 6:56 AM
The Borad has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Even for David Brooks this is stupid, but at least revealing in its violent lack of imagination.

To my mind, and I think this largely obvious, Trump is bitter proof that postmodernists were correct about how the world works.
October 31, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Looks like my job's still safe.
October 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Video games are not jumping puzzles about imaginary planets goddammit.
October 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
You ever just see an entire book you wrote successfully condensed to a single sentence? (By @dennycarter.bsky.social)
October 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
New Friday record and good luck charm.
October 17, 2025 at 3:49 AM
This is not the face of a wellness nut.
October 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Peter Thiel knows writers who don’t contradict themselves in consecutive sentences and they are all cowards*.

*in less of a k-hole than him
October 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Friday, October 31st, 2025

Last War in Albion Volume 4: Two Wizards

www.eruditorumpress.com
October 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Lizard Demons, eh?
October 6, 2025 at 4:12 PM
This gives a hilariously inaccurate sense of my musical taste without including any albums I dislike.
October 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Look, I'm bitterly opposed to AI art and generally think it devoid of legitimate uses, but I'm gonna need some deepfakes of Vance fucking a sofa ASAP.
October 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
And a three that’s just very fun.
October 1, 2025 at 3:15 AM
A too long contender, for my “go back and forth between Kendrick and Gillian Welch” playlist.
October 1, 2025 at 3:11 AM
October 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Two things that are worth thinking about here:

1) The fact that this conversation is only ever had among cis people.

2) The fact that Ezra Klein absolutely knows better than to ask Ta-Nahesi Coates the equivalent question about white supremacists.
September 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM