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Rick the Gaem Guay
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Egalitarian, shoddy gamer, and unfunny clown
December 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Uriel’s gotta be the one Elder Scrolls human that has gone through the most design changes throughout the series

Arena: Bearded old man
Daggerfall: Patrick Stewart’s long lost brother
Oblivion: Sad and sickly rubber dog
Remastered: Legally distinct and crusty Patrick Stewart
December 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
He’s not responsible for the war in Ukraine in the same way that a burglar is not responsible for ending up in someone else’s house

Go back to your own home, you little burglar
December 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Orbán and Donald will sip as much Ukrainian blood wine as their Kremlin masters will serve them

They love the taste of blood, those Russian assets do
December 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Transphobia is one of the greatest liabilities of modern center and center-left parties

Leave your bigotry at the door, fuckers, trans people matter
December 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
The Dunning-Krueger Effect is supposed to apply to people that have at least a small level of expertise in a subject, but I guess this guy wants to be the exception and be the guy under the effect while having zero experience
December 18, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Hi, I’m Saul Goodman. Did you know that the 3DS has games? The E-Shop once said it does, and so do I.

I believe, until proven cringe, every man, woman, and child in this country is a gamer.

That’s why I mod for you, Albuquerque!

Better Call 3DS!
a man in a suit and tie is giving a thumbs up while standing in a room .
Alt: Better Call Saul!
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
“OSI” does not stand for “Office of Science and Industry”

It means “Office of Staggering Idiocy”
December 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
More and more I realize that putting an idiot like Fantastic in charge of a project to generate power in a power plant filled with deadly robots and turrets is a very realistic choice for a government overburdened with bureaucracy, greed, and nepotism to make
December 17, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I love when video games teach me cool history like how one soldier in WW2 was given literal wings to fly with after his commander found him worthy of wearing those wings
December 17, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Can love bloom, even in a desolate, burned out, mutant-and-raider-infested hellscape where high-tech G-men will randomly abduct you and use you for Unit 731-esque unethical experiments?
December 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Not just the bad guys, you people are also fundamentally idiotic, stone-headed, hateful, and selfish to an extreme degree

Whatever faults the other political factions might have, they seldom ever share all these traits in common with conservatives
December 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Sure, here’s some info:

Metal Gear, originally released exclusively in Japan on the MSX home computer system, is an action-adventure stealth video game where you follow the exploits of Foxhound operative “Solid Snake” as he takes on a bipedal nuclear-equipped tank known as “Metal Gear”
December 14, 2025 at 1:58 PM
This guy really just needs to disappear already

I’m so sick of his janky ass
December 14, 2025 at 4:40 AM
It’s not surprising that they won’t allow you to bring rotten fish onto a plane when they won’t even allow you take goddamn water onto the plane because they think you can somehow turn it into a weapon for terrorism
December 14, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I’m goddamn glad they aren’t discriminating on party lines or doing any kind of favors for either party. No preferential treatment for Trump, none for the Clintons - all are exposed for their naked crimes.

Justice is blind to politics.
December 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
It’s hilarious that the lies that Russia’s own military feeds to the Kremlin has culminated into their enemy’s leader proudly posing in a city that the Kremlin was thoroughly convinced they had completely captured

The absolute dysfunction of the Russian military complex
December 13, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I think America did the Oregon Trail and collectively decided from that moment on that we just wanted every journey to be as miserable as possible and that’s why we must drive through busy freeways filled with incompetent knuckle draggers 50 hours a week
December 13, 2025 at 8:22 AM
“It was very important to us that we were not being overtly political” he says about his adaptation of a book that was literally modeled after violent Soviet political power struggles

Alright, man
December 13, 2025 at 6:41 AM
There’s a senator who’s wired with even better nanomachines than the President, ones which supposedly harden in response to physical trauma
December 12, 2025 at 1:22 PM
“The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average gamer.” - Oswald “Gamer” Mosley (kinda weird he said this, but it’s a very great, very real quote)
December 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
She is dead because of a bigoted criminal with too much power and attention

An absolute disgrace, no one should die for such a repugnant piece of shit who will use you and toss you to the wayside on a whim
December 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I like that he used an image of Simple flexing

I mean, of course he would, he’s Simpleflips, he has to show off his guns
December 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I wish this Apartheid Nazi and much of his heinous family the worst
December 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM