Ernestopheles Emagni
@ernestopheles.bsky.social
Really Roger in disguise.
Anti-AI. They/them preferred, he/him okay.
I make music or an approximation of music
Anti-AI. They/them preferred, he/him okay.
I make music or an approximation of music
All this has taught me is if ICE is in my way, I might as well floor it because they are going to murder me regardless.
January 10, 2026 at 4:45 AM
All this has taught me is if ICE is in my way, I might as well floor it because they are going to murder me regardless.
I suffered abuse as a child from the man in my household and his son; to this day I struggle to form friendships with men. Men make me uncomfortable to this day and I'm in my 40s. I don't think it will ever end. Those men would be happy in today's political climate, I know who they would vote for.
January 9, 2026 at 12:35 PM
I suffered abuse as a child from the man in my household and his son; to this day I struggle to form friendships with men. Men make me uncomfortable to this day and I'm in my 40s. I don't think it will ever end. Those men would be happy in today's political climate, I know who they would vote for.
Destroying my abuser's face with a sledgehammer won't fix my childhood and that is an injustice
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Destroying my abuser's face with a sledgehammer won't fix my childhood and that is an injustice
We all make mistakes, like my mom when she didn't get that abortion.
December 4, 2025 at 10:06 AM
We all make mistakes, like my mom when she didn't get that abortion.
I don't feel any sympathy for people contributing to the war machine being turned into cosmic dust. That plant exploding saved countless lives in exchange for the lives of those who previously excelled at taking them. No sympathy for murderers, no matter how far removed they are from the scene.
October 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I don't feel any sympathy for people contributing to the war machine being turned into cosmic dust. That plant exploding saved countless lives in exchange for the lives of those who previously excelled at taking them. No sympathy for murderers, no matter how far removed they are from the scene.
The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on, and that includes (insert politician). And don't you forget that, because the longer you remember it, the longer you might live.
October 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on, and that includes (insert politician). And don't you forget that, because the longer you remember it, the longer you might live.
Here, our employees are like family; we have several we haven't seen or talked to in over ten years and a lot of racists.
October 2, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Here, our employees are like family; we have several we haven't seen or talked to in over ten years and a lot of racists.
I got my third #volcasample and this is what I did with it a few minutes after pulling it from the box. #volca #sample
September 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I got my third #volcasample and this is what I did with it a few minutes after pulling it from the box. #volca #sample
Tyler Robinson is a patsy, mark my words
September 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Tyler Robinson is a patsy, mark my words
I'm gonna be vague, but you know what I'm talking about.
I'm glad it happened. I don't care that a bunch of people saw it. It needed to happen. It doesn't matter who did it. All that matters is that it was done. A scourge that demanded action to be defeated.
Laundry? Maybe. Don't ban me. #FCK
I'm glad it happened. I don't care that a bunch of people saw it. It needed to happen. It doesn't matter who did it. All that matters is that it was done. A scourge that demanded action to be defeated.
Laundry? Maybe. Don't ban me. #FCK
September 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I'm gonna be vague, but you know what I'm talking about.
I'm glad it happened. I don't care that a bunch of people saw it. It needed to happen. It doesn't matter who did it. All that matters is that it was done. A scourge that demanded action to be defeated.
Laundry? Maybe. Don't ban me. #FCK
I'm glad it happened. I don't care that a bunch of people saw it. It needed to happen. It doesn't matter who did it. All that matters is that it was done. A scourge that demanded action to be defeated.
Laundry? Maybe. Don't ban me. #FCK
September 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Let's all take a moment to thank Charlie Kirk for helping the nation finally heal from 9/11, as the flags were at half-mast not for the thousands dead 24 years ago, but for *checks notes* a weird debate bro. We can finally move on from 9/11, but now we have to hear "9/10 Never Forget" in perpetuity.
September 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Let's all take a moment to thank Charlie Kirk for helping the nation finally heal from 9/11, as the flags were at half-mast not for the thousands dead 24 years ago, but for *checks notes* a weird debate bro. We can finally move on from 9/11, but now we have to hear "9/10 Never Forget" in perpetuity.
Motherfucker had it coming. At least his sacrifice helped save the second amendment
September 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Motherfucker had it coming. At least his sacrifice helped save the second amendment
Good riddance tinyface
September 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Good riddance tinyface
I'm going to the sex shop today to buy a back massager, because all of the back massagers at Walmart look like sex toys
September 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I'm going to the sex shop today to buy a back massager, because all of the back massagers at Walmart look like sex toys
There's only one reason Trump would revoke Secret Service protection for #kamalaharris and it isn't good
August 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
There's only one reason Trump would revoke Secret Service protection for #kamalaharris and it isn't good
Was cocaine not good for dental anesthesia because the patients wouldn't shut the fuck up about Miles Davis?
August 17, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Was cocaine not good for dental anesthesia because the patients wouldn't shut the fuck up about Miles Davis?
Was cocaine not good for dental anesthesia because the patients wouldn't shut the fuck up about Miles Davis?
August 17, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Was cocaine not good for dental anesthesia because the patients wouldn't shut the fuck up about Miles Davis?
I unabashedly love Sausage Party (2016). Nick Kroll as the douche is making my entire day better.
August 12, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I unabashedly love Sausage Party (2016). Nick Kroll as the douche is making my entire day better.
Police officers should be exempt from being able to file for bankruptcy from the moment they leave the academy until death, even if they change careers. One day as a cop, you forfeit the ability forever. Additionally, lawsuits against police should be paid out of the pocket of the offending officer.
August 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Police officers should be exempt from being able to file for bankruptcy from the moment they leave the academy until death, even if they change careers. One day as a cop, you forfeit the ability forever. Additionally, lawsuits against police should be paid out of the pocket of the offending officer.
I'm sick of pretending that Froot Loops and Fruity Pebbles are anything but lemon flavored
August 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I'm sick of pretending that Froot Loops and Fruity Pebbles are anything but lemon flavored