Severin
@erisven.bsky.social
I’m getting tired.
I’m forgetting why.
I’m forgetting why.
I bet he was going to Bristol.
November 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I bet he was going to Bristol.
Yeah, because everyone walks out of the door in a line.
November 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Yeah, because everyone walks out of the door in a line.
Looking for a garden fork?
November 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Looking for a garden fork?
Why not Samuel Pesigh?
November 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Why not Samuel Pesigh?
Surely 31st March should be talk like ‘Christopher Walken day’?
November 30, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Surely 31st March should be talk like ‘Christopher Walken day’?
Then, and only then, will the trials and tribulations of this world be put to rest, because, as we all know, the correct measurement of a smartphone will make us mere mortals relent the true evils of mankind and peace will reign, but without a figurehead, as we will finally know peace.
November 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Then, and only then, will the trials and tribulations of this world be put to rest, because, as we all know, the correct measurement of a smartphone will make us mere mortals relent the true evils of mankind and peace will reign, but without a figurehead, as we will finally know peace.
This is part of a Victoria Wood monologue, way before she got to the point of the story.
November 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
This is part of a Victoria Wood monologue, way before she got to the point of the story.
This checks out because toddlers do tend to do massive poos.
November 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
This checks out because toddlers do tend to do massive poos.
Does he know Concorde was a British project and the French took credit as a bribe to keep quiet about Jersey being infested with dangerous dodos?
November 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Does he know Concorde was a British project and the French took credit as a bribe to keep quiet about Jersey being infested with dangerous dodos?
Beware of the fourth monkey.
November 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Beware of the fourth monkey.
Maybe they’re not mentioning it so you can feel more of an equal.
November 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Maybe they’re not mentioning it so you can feel more of an equal.
Black Phone 3: Unsubscribe
I’ll take a minor producer credit.
I’ll take a minor producer credit.
November 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Black Phone 3: Unsubscribe
I’ll take a minor producer credit.
I’ll take a minor producer credit.
If I’ve learnt anything from the past two days, it’s that your sandwich isn’t dry enough.
I suppose that’s what happens when a British person cooks thanksgiving dinner.
I suppose that’s what happens when a British person cooks thanksgiving dinner.
November 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
If I’ve learnt anything from the past two days, it’s that your sandwich isn’t dry enough.
I suppose that’s what happens when a British person cooks thanksgiving dinner.
I suppose that’s what happens when a British person cooks thanksgiving dinner.
AMR bacteria get bored so easily these days.
November 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
AMR bacteria get bored so easily these days.
This is serial killer level lying.
November 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
This is serial killer level lying.
If they were half price in the Co-op, you know I’d be scraping off the lumpy gravy and mixing them with instant mashed potato, just so I could spend another week at Uni.
November 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
If they were half price in the Co-op, you know I’d be scraping off the lumpy gravy and mixing them with instant mashed potato, just so I could spend another week at Uni.
That’s unfor-tuna-te.
November 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
That’s unfor-tuna-te.