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Pure of heart, fleet of foot, smart of ass, trans of gender. Vulcan in the streets, Romulan in the sheets, Klingon in the skeets. Posting a song I like every day until I get bored and stop.

NOTICE: I ain’t no follaback girl.
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Talking Heads without context:
Still from the Talking Heads’ “Nothing but Flowers” music video, showing David Byrne in the foreground, in front of the other three Heads as well as five additional musicians, in a featureless room. Superimposed over Byrne at eye-level is the lyric “I wish I had a lawnmower”.
December 2, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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Wait, these Jeffrey Combses?
“Welcome to Star Trek, we have:” And then nine photos, each captioned “Jeffrey Combs”, all showing a role he played at some point in the franchise, plus one self-sealing stem bolt.
December 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Screenshot from Tara Vanflower’s Instagram, showing a text exchange where one person texted a picture of a Jeopardy screen reading “This Greek monster of myth had the head of a lion, body of a goat & tail of a serpent & terrorized the kingdom of Lycia”, and the other person responding “Who is Tara Vanflower”
November 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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A diagram of a “honkbalveld” (baseball field) from Dutch Wikipedia, showing: * Buitenveld (outfield) * Binnenveld (infield) * Foutlijn (foul line) * Eerste honk (first base) * Tweede honk (second base) * Derde honk (third base) * Thuisplaat (home plate) * Werpheuvel (pitcher’s mound)
November 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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“Suck it and see!”
November 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation
November 28, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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Related to tigers.
Sakura, my ridiculous orange cat, being ridiculous. He’s snuggled up to my side, eyes half-closed, with his head on my hip. He’s got his front paws dangling in front of him, bunny style, as I scratch his chest. One of his hind legs is sticking up in the air at a comical angle.
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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This says otherwise:
The Declaration of Independence of the United States of America.
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Tick tick tock, I am the kitchen clock
Tick tick tock, this is my wife
The pope seemingly crooning into a microphone in room with many dudes in suits.
November 23, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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“They'll play what I tell them to play...for I am the mayor of Albuquerque!”
The Albuquerque Isotopes logo, in which a capital A is stylized as an atom with baseballs as electrons.
November 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

🤔
November 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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DeForrest Kelley as Dr. Leonard “Bones” McCoy, Chief Medical Officer aboard the Starship Enterprise Karl Urban as Dr. Leonard “Bones” McCoy, Chief Medical Officer aboard the Starship Enterprise
November 15, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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That might well explain the sudden uptick in Twitter activity in mid-2018. I’d been wondering what that was all about. The “pedo guy” tweet, the $420 share price kerfuffle, the bizarre Azealia Banks “hostage situation” or whatever that was, they all happened shortly afterward.
November 11, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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I’ll say one good thing about this 60 Minutes interview: at long last, those of us who aren’t on the Hellsites can see what eight wars Donald Trump claims to have resolved. Let’s go down the list, shall we?
Screenshot of the 60 Minutes broadcast, which shows a social media post from the US State Department (on Xwitter, I presume, but it could also be Truth Social), from October 14, 2025, with the text “THE PRESIDENT OF PEACE: 8 wars ended in 8 months” Below this is a picture of a rather tired-looking Trump, fist aloft in what I assume is supposed to be a gesture of triumph, beneath the following text: PRESIDENT TRUMP: THE PRESIDENT OF PEACE President Trump ended (7 crossed out) 8 WARS in just (7 crossed out) 8 MONTHS: Cambodia and Thailand Kosovo and Serbia DRC and Rwanda Pakistan and India Israel and Iran Egypt and Ethiopia Armenia and Azerbaijan Israel and Hamas (in red)
November 3, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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Irresponsibly posting my location on social media:
Apple Maps screenshot showing a satellite view of a town at the very end of a spit of land just north of Gdańsk, Poland. The town’s name: Hel.
October 28, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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And here’s Edward Ka-Spel and the Legendary Pink Dots at the Metro in Baltimore, just a few hours ago!
October 22, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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That was certainly the most fun I’ve ever had at Penn Station! #NoKings
A selfie I snapped towards the end of the event. I’m a middle-aged white trans woman with long brown hair, green eyes, a pierced nose, and a Mona Lisa smile. I’m wearing a black V-neck floral top and a pewter rose necklace. I am wearing no makeup apart from penciled eyebrows. I’m kinda cute, if I do say so myself. Night has fallen; in the background, the protest and dancing go on.
October 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Some kinda robot. Seriously, what even is this thing?
October 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Some notable signs…
A woman, her back to the camera, holding a sign with a crossed-out crown and “NO FAUX-KING WAY” (The other side said “My dad did not survive Mussolini for this!) A man, his back to the camera, holding a sign with a picture of an amplifier volume knob, and “Our resistance goes to eleven!” Also visible in the crowd are two people holding up giant letters N and O. A man holding up two signs: “JD Vance puts his cast iron pans in the dishwasher” and “‘REAL Boy’ MIKEY JOHNSON asks his Royal Heinie: ‘Sir do these lederhosen make me look fa(scis)t?’”
October 19, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Some choice costumes…
October 19, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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I’m back from Baltimore’s #NoKings Dance Party!
An enthusiastic crowd, some waving flags, some holding signs, some wearing inflatable costumes, gathered around the base of the notorious metal Male/Female sculpture in front of Penn Station in Baltimore right around sunset. Photograph by me.
October 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Post you from a different era:

High school yearbook photo, 1995. Feel the angst!
October 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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A photograph of Baltimore’s statue of Christopher Columbus kissing the ground after getting pulled off its pedestal, just prior to getting dumped in the Inner Harbor. The caption: “Happy Columbus (x’ed out) Indigenous Peoples’ Day!!! Love, Baltimore.”
October 13, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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What the what-a-whatitty what what what?
“The beverage cleverly costs $19.79. Here are the ingredients: MALK Organic Almond Milk, GT’s Alive Cola, Cocoyo Cacao, Eidon Ionic Minerals Liquid Electrolytes, organic coconut water, Erewhon Chocolate Ganache, organic black sesame butter, organic peanut butter, organic banana, organic avocado, organic dates, organic chia, organic maple, organic blue spirulina, organic chlorella, organic cacao powder, organic lucuma, organic beet juice, and organic lion’s mane. It’s available at at all…”
October 13, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Your humble correspondent also experienced performances by Lower Back Pain and Hypoglycemia. Jeezus, what am I, old or something?
October 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM