Erik Barnes
@erikwbarnes.bsky.social
Fun, tired, large, and goofy in no particular order. Comedian, writer, improvisor, actor, voiceover, pro wrestling commentator, and whatever is fun/gives me money (also in no particular order).
"Fragile ego, fragile body, weak mind, weak spirit."
November 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
"Fragile ego, fragile body, weak mind, weak spirit."
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
It may sound inconceivable, but when my brain heard "Peter Falk" it went "Princess Bride's reading grandpa" for 30 years until until a friend showed me Columbo.
November 13, 2025 at 4:57 AM
It may sound inconceivable, but when my brain heard "Peter Falk" it went "Princess Bride's reading grandpa" for 30 years until until a friend showed me Columbo.
Canonically, he would have endorsed himself.
November 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Canonically, he would have endorsed himself.
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness (if you feel like it).
October 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness (if you feel like it).
Is this your friend's baby?
October 17, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Is this your friend's baby?
GODDAMMIT, I SAID LEAVE ME ALONE.
October 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
GODDAMMIT, I SAID LEAVE ME ALONE.
Pacino was already the first best Al in a leading role at the Oscars, dummy.
October 3, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Pacino was already the first best Al in a leading role at the Oscars, dummy.
Tilly Norwood wins an acting award, thanks Aki Ross for being a "pioneer" in her industry, and that acting award is an NFT just for her because those will likely try to make a lame failed comeback like the concept of replacing human actors with uncanny valley creations "created" by sad, sad men.
October 3, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Tilly Norwood wins an acting award, thanks Aki Ross for being a "pioneer" in her industry, and that acting award is an NFT just for her because those will likely try to make a lame failed comeback like the concept of replacing human actors with uncanny valley creations "created" by sad, sad men.
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
September 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
What Pete thinks he looks like versus reality:
September 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
What Pete thinks he looks like versus reality:
Reminds me of one of my favorite comic panels.
September 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Reminds me of one of my favorite comic panels.
I remember back then when SpongeBob had no arms and a third leg on top of his left leg.
September 30, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I remember back then when SpongeBob had no arms and a third leg on top of his left leg.
Wrestling Hot Take: Orange Cassidy is Bret Hart’s son.
September 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Wrestling Hot Take: Orange Cassidy is Bret Hart’s son.
“I wish I had my own brain.”
September 20, 2025 at 12:43 PM
“I wish I had my own brain.”
Republicans still waiting for the Good Guy With a Gun after this.
September 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Republicans still waiting for the Good Guy With a Gun after this.
They get millions of views because platforms intentionally do this:
September 6, 2025 at 11:48 AM
They get millions of views because platforms intentionally do this:
No one should mock appearances but:
1. No one has been “in line” for Dominos since the Pizza Tracker. As a fellow chubby guy, Ted, you and I know this. It’s what our fat forefathers fought for.
2. If you’re gonna make fun of someone’s looks, be sure no one can mistakes your head for a blobfish.
1. No one has been “in line” for Dominos since the Pizza Tracker. As a fellow chubby guy, Ted, you and I know this. It’s what our fat forefathers fought for.
2. If you’re gonna make fun of someone’s looks, be sure no one can mistakes your head for a blobfish.
September 3, 2025 at 10:37 PM
No one should mock appearances but:
1. No one has been “in line” for Dominos since the Pizza Tracker. As a fellow chubby guy, Ted, you and I know this. It’s what our fat forefathers fought for.
2. If you’re gonna make fun of someone’s looks, be sure no one can mistakes your head for a blobfish.
1. No one has been “in line” for Dominos since the Pizza Tracker. As a fellow chubby guy, Ted, you and I know this. It’s what our fat forefathers fought for.
2. If you’re gonna make fun of someone’s looks, be sure no one can mistakes your head for a blobfish.
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.
September 2, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.
Wait a minute. I think I know what’s happening…
September 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Wait a minute. I think I know what’s happening…
I’m gonna tell my kids this is Henry Rollins.
August 27, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I’m gonna tell my kids this is Henry Rollins.
I remember the episode of Garfield & Friends when Lenny Leonard from The Simpsons guest-starred as a duck angel.
August 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I remember the episode of Garfield & Friends when Lenny Leonard from The Simpsons guest-starred as a duck angel.
My favorite Doctor and companion.
August 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM
My favorite Doctor and companion.