A Whisp of Whelm
@erikswartz.bsky.social
Making a living asking questions. Gravitate to those who return their shopping carts, are kind to servers, and easily say please, thank you, and you're welcome.
Exploded for 63 yards against Pittsburgh
December 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Exploded for 63 yards against Pittsburgh
This is exactly how millions of people need to respond when this sewer pig heads downstairs.
December 15, 2025 at 4:25 PM
This is exactly how millions of people need to respond when this sewer pig heads downstairs.
Disgusting pig.
December 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Disgusting pig.
No sympathy whatsoever
December 15, 2025 at 2:15 PM
No sympathy whatsoever
Or, Nick Saban retired.
December 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Or, Nick Saban retired.
You know we're living in a messed up alternate reality when the front-runners for the Heisman are from Indiana and Vanderbilt
December 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
You know we're living in a messed up alternate reality when the front-runners for the Heisman are from Indiana and Vanderbilt
Is he aware if he went to the NFL he would have to join a conference?
December 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Is he aware if he went to the NFL he would have to join a conference?
I had a box of Bic pens in my cart priced at $3.39. The next day when I went to buy them they were $6.73.
December 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I had a box of Bic pens in my cart priced at $3.39. The next day when I went to buy them they were $6.73.
Raheem Morris said "I'm gonna make a terrible decision and go for two with the majority of the fourth quarter left" and Todd Bowles said "that's adorable, hold my beer."
December 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Raheem Morris said "I'm gonna make a terrible decision and go for two with the majority of the fourth quarter left" and Todd Bowles said "that's adorable, hold my beer."
No one cares about this. Read the room.
December 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
No one cares about this. Read the room.
You seem to have a problem with women doing their jobs.
December 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
You seem to have a problem with women doing their jobs.
Never heard of this film.
December 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Never heard of this film.
Lil' fella slept with it after showing it off to every single person he encountered.
December 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Lil' fella slept with it after showing it off to every single person he encountered.
I mean, video shows us he's probably an average golfer, but because he is SO special, he's won 38 club championships.
December 6, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I mean, video shows us he's probably an average golfer, but because he is SO special, he's won 38 club championships.
Or they'll give the lil' fella another participation trophy
December 6, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Or they'll give the lil' fella another participation trophy
You do when you waste your time standing in line instead of being productive in your life elsewhere.
December 4, 2025 at 7:14 PM
You do when you waste your time standing in line instead of being productive in your life elsewhere.
Rand Paul seriously overestimates the intelligence and level of compassion of the Cult.
December 4, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Rand Paul seriously overestimates the intelligence and level of compassion of the Cult.
Haha...the Tangerine Wankmaggot has come up with another grift. That money will never see any kids.
December 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Haha...the Tangerine Wankmaggot has come up with another grift. That money will never see any kids.
The Bears nine wins come against teams with 37 total wins among them. A house of mirrors.
December 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
The Bears nine wins come against teams with 37 total wins among them. A house of mirrors.
The wins for three of your top five teams have come against teams with combined records of 46-88, 42-78-1, and 37-71-1. Those teams are going to go through some things when the 2-11s are no longer on the schedule.
December 3, 2025 at 3:04 PM
The wins for three of your top five teams have come against teams with combined records of 46-88, 42-78-1, and 37-71-1. Those teams are going to go through some things when the 2-11s are no longer on the schedule.
When you are in, these kidnappings should be treated as such. Begin arresting the kidnappers.
December 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
When you are in, these kidnappings should be treated as such. Begin arresting the kidnappers.