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erikonymous.bsky.social
The Best of All Possible Oaves
@erikonymous.bsky.social
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You know the one. Or maybe you don't? IDC, not my problem.

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Mr Show screen cap with David as the young lawyer who is asked to blow the partners to get a job. They explain to him that’s how the entire world works.
November 15, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Mr Show gif with Bob and Jill. She’s saying “you GAVE people blow jobs?”
November 15, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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Professor X from the X-Men cartoon doing telepathy with a speech bubble pointed down at the quoted post
November 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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No pocky for kitty as produced by the Mamdani campaign sign generator
November 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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logged on to get tickets to the next leg of the NIN tour and well
Ticketmaster's queue to buy tickets for the show. It says "You are now in the queue. 41226 people ahead of you."
October 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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oh you're old-fashioned?
a brownish feather duster with a wooden handle
September 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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that famous image from a swim-in protest at a public pool in the Sixties of a white racist pouring extra bleach in a pool in which White and Black people are swimming together except the white racist is labeled "Republicans" and the multiracial swimmers are labeled "America"
September 16, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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This twerp was great in that interview clip with Torres, so I gave him a follow. Oh well.
Sky Marcini and Adam Friedland skeeting at each other and Adam keeps using the r slur. Fuck that little twerp.
September 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Mary Oliver, "Wild Geese":
You do not have to be good. You do not have to walk on your knees for a hundred miles through the desert repenting. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves. Tell me about despair, yours, and I will tell you mine. Meanwhile the world goes on. Meanwhile the sun and the clear pebbles of the rain are moving across the landscapes, over the prairies and the deep trees, the mountains and the rivers. Meanwhile the wild geese, high in the clean blue air, are heading home again. Whoever you are, no matter how lonely, the world offers itself to your imagination, calls to you like the wild geese, harsh and exciting - over and over announcing your place in the family of things.
September 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Screenshot from Wikipedia's article "COVID-19 pandemic by country and territory." Note that the USA is the single country with the highest number of deaths from COVID and the second highest number of deaths per million people. Greg is mad that most school's had remote learning during the first year of the pandemic but not that the US just let so many people die.
September 3, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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It's almost as if most people can see that the economy is rigged against them.
image of tanker truck's back end with the following message displayed: if hard work pays show me rich donkey
September 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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August 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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No new pictures, where are you mentally?
A painting by Xue Jiye of a naked light-skinned person sitting in a dark corner. He has pulled the skin of his face down to expose a red, bloody mess underneath. His eyes are wide and he appears to be screaming.
August 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Here's me in 2018 just begging to be murdered by NYC Antifa Supersoldiers while getting a slice wearing a gender-agnostic baby carrier.
A picture of a white middle-aged man wearing a baby in a gray and blue, non-tactical baby carrier while holding the crust of a slice of pizza. Only in New York, baby!
August 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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a close up on the weird looking ear and neck of the dickhead who—with zero self-awareness—just told someone else “Best to just delete.”
August 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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gonna be a little mean here: two of these "GOATs" are not even good
a BlueSky engagement bait post that says Take away all the GOAT candidates: The Wire, Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, and Lost. What's the best show outside that group?
August 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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I'm sure somebody somewhere has made this joke already, but they should make booty shorts that say
"speak 'friend' and enter" in Elvish script, as found above the Doors of Durin in Tolkien's Fellowship of the Ring
July 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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skulls:
Scott Pilgrim in the movie Scott Pilgrim standing on stage, holding a bass guitar, and saying "we're here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!"
July 8, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Tim Robinson in a hot dog costume saying "we're all trying to find the guy who did this"
July 1, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Watched Tetsuo: The Iron Man for the first time this weekend, thought "this is just like that Karl Havoc 'I Think You Should Leave' sketch!" and then within 24 hours saw someone make the same comparison here on BlueSky. Samesies.
Tim Robinson in that one sketch with the elaborate costume on him saying "There's too much fucking shit on me."
June 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Marge Simpson flanked by Lisa and Maggie saying It's true, but he shouldn't say it.
June 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Happy Bloomsday!
James Joyce pic with the eyepatch and one glowing red eye
June 16, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Please don't @ these people, but here's the thing: these are both true statements and not remotely difficult to reconcile.
one bsky poster says "Kamala would have won if she had an actual progressive campaign, she pivoted to the moderate conservatives instead" and another bsky poster replies "She would've won if millions of registered Dems had met the moment, gotten off their asses and voted"
June 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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me immediately before and after starting shit with some rando on bsky:
June 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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The “so you hate waffles” tweet
June 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM