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Erik Morrison
@erikmorrison.bsky.social
340 followers 990 following 260 posts
🧙33, they/he, bi / @erikmoreover elsewhere / TTRPG lich and scribbler for @chicagogenius

Icon: a drawing of Erik with reptile eyes, big eyebrows, glasses, and green hair

Cover: a conspiratorial, roguish wink
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In case you're wondering I'm still on one about the horse girls
October 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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July 29, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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My therapist: You need stop fixating on “Rosy-Cheeked BG3 Death Shepherd.” It's not real and it can't hurt you.

Rosy-Cheeked BG3 Death Shepherd:
“Baldur’s Gate 3” screenshot, highlighting a scary skeleton enemy ‘Death Shepherd’, whose portrait in the UI looks like it has adorable rosy cheeks for some reason. It looks like elementary school photo day for this skeleton
February 26, 2024 at 7:55 AM
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St. Baldursgate Tav’s Home For Cult Escapees And Other Adult Orphans
February 17, 2024 at 8:35 AM
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I had a really good day today! I went on a date even!

It went well and I felt cute in the photo I took before!!! (shout out to my ttrpg shelf for being such a delightfully risky flex on a
dating app)
Erik stands in front of a bookshelf, prominently featuring how many RPGs they have and smiling gently. Is it a risky flex? Yes. please dear god play an rpg with me Erik has silver hair. They are wearing glasses and a black denim jacket, and a rad ‘The Green Knight’ tee.
November 5, 2023 at 5:47 AM
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Oh sick, just got a shipping confirmation email, can’t wait to get my
Natural wizard shorts Size: L Price: $40.00 (Screenshot of email. Photo of shorts: natural cotton beige with a wizard design.)
September 18, 2023 at 10:11 PM
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wow, okay edie
strikingly lit iPhone photo of a ginger tabby cat with orange-yellow eyes
August 26, 2023 at 9:18 PM
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Repost with your favorite meme you’ve made
A fake spammy internet ad, for folks who are horny for their alderman. Lots of ugly .jpg compression, 5 different fonts. LEFT: a gently smiling older white man in a suit in front of a US flag. A green bubble on the photo reads “Online - 3 wards away” RIGHT: “Like Elected Officials? Local aldermen *desperately* want you.” Below, a blue “3D” button with monotext type: “Chat Now! >>” A message at the bottom: “Warning: these aldermen are HORNY!”
August 16, 2023 at 4:49 PM
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Cut-Me-Own-Throat “C.M.O.T.” Dibbler, notorious street food vendor from Terry Pratchett’s Discworld series
August 16, 2023 at 12:42 PM
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Hey, you should go check on your novelty wizard-in-a-geode decor, mine just got out
a novelty wizard-in-a-geode decoration, now out of the geode (also pictured, right). the wizard is holding an orb
August 16, 2023 at 6:34 AM
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Tits or ass? Bro the way he was Incorruptible 🇫🇷🩸🔪
Maximilien Robespierre
August 14, 2023 at 11:44 PM
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oh are we getting the youth clarinetists together???
A young Erik shreds through a B♭ bass clarinet solo at some point in middle school jazz band in 2006. They’re wearing a fedora which would be “yikes” except they’re *also* wearing sunglasses and a black suit and they look pretty cool tbh. Pretty rad solo too, if I remember correctly
August 13, 2023 at 4:10 AM
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I for one am having a very normal* walk home

*well,
A closeup photo of a lawn decoration (?) in front of someone’s house at night. A *lot* of massive potted plants behind it give a lush backdrop. The chipped & faded ceramic sculpture is on a metal table at hip height. It is a stack of 3 smiling, round cartoon animals. From bottom: bulldog, housecat, owl
August 12, 2023 at 5:16 AM
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I gave edie a lil bit of whipped cream for her bday 🧡
Edith, orange tabby princess. She licks her nose after having a few choice tastes from a little saucer with a dollop of whipped cream on it, pictured.
August 11, 2023 at 5:46 AM
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i could fix him
a painting of the character Christopher Carrion from Clive Barker's YA series Abarat. He is a gaunt, skeletal figure. He scowls at the viewer. His nose is partially absent or even decayed. His lips have scar marks. Around his head is a translucent glass collar filled with a red liquid. Tubes emerge from the back of his skull and flow into the collar; yellow, snake-like tendrils emerge from the tubes and float in the red liquid.
August 10, 2023 at 8:29 PM
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IT’S EDIE’S BIRTHDAY

SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY EDIE
Edie, a ginger tabby, is curled into a tight ball on a sage green couch. In classic Edie fashion, she appears to be FURIOUS, despite being very cozy. She glowers to herself. There’s a gray decorative pillow opposite Edie, featuring a 1565 woodcut of a fish-like grotesque creature from “Les songes drolatiques de Pantagruel (The Droll Dreams of Pantagruel),” likely artist François Desprez. Moments after the other photo in this post was taken: Edie, a ginger tabby, is sprawled out on a green couch, with legs going in all directions. She’s the picture of cat-like joy and relaxation. There’s a gray decorative pillow opposite Edie, featuring a 1565 woodcut of a fish-like grotesque creature from “Les songes drolatiques de Pantagruel (The Droll Dreams of Pantagruel),” likely artist François Desprez.
August 10, 2023 at 4:29 PM
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Screenshot of the Wikipedia page for “The Last Voyage of the Demeter” (2023). The “Plot” section contains only a quote from the studio for the movie, Universal Pictures and Amblin Partners. (A section is highlighted - in asterisks for alt text): Strange and horrifying events befall the doomed crew as they attempt to survive the ocean voyage from Transylvania to London, stalked each night by a merciless presence onboard the ship: a legendary vampire known as Dracula. *When the Demeter finally arrives off the shores of England* it is a charred, derelict wreck. There is no trace of the crew.
August 10, 2023 at 4:48 AM
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I’m so glad that this was google image result #2 for “asterion blingee” thank you internet
Asterion from baldurs gate 3 with a bunch of image edits. The word “babygirl” is at the bottom, in pink, with lots of sparkles
August 9, 2023 at 1:19 AM
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Screenshot of Shadow of Mordor showing the “arena” mode which is basically the Roman coliseum but for orcs
August 8, 2023 at 8:37 AM
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Tiq I regret to inform you that my character concept for bg3 is “the hottest orc that ever lived. The Gaston of orcs, but he’s a sweetie”
Erik’s baldurs gate 3 character Garmadh, a broad-shouldered orc fighter with green skin, face tattoos, and an asymmetrical hairdo. He’s wearing an old-school fantasy peasant shirt, with his impressive pecs visible in the V of the collar. He’s crossing his arms and frowning at the NPC wizard Gale, who is doing something pointless and showy. Gale is in a flashy purple robe and has a luxurious brown mullet. Gale: Be with you in a moment! DIALOGUE OPTIONS: 1. What are you doing? (Highlighted) 2. Neat trick. 3. All that wizardry makes me uncomfortable.
August 8, 2023 at 7:35 AM
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reskeet with a pic and your age

31 and 𝖇𝖔𝖌 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍
Erik looks at the camera and frowns just enough for it to be a little hot. They have green hair and glasses. They’re wearing a baseball cap backwards (cool) and a white long-sleeved WIZARD OF EARTHSEA tee (cooler).
August 7, 2023 at 8:38 PM
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Oh no
August 6, 2023 at 12:57 AM
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who wants to start a discord called “The Ping Barn” and then get these tats
Knuckle tattoos that say “PING BARN”
August 6, 2023 at 12:03 AM
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orange tabby ladies! Edie appreciates both Gemma and Eva
Edie, a ginger tabby with orange eyes, looks at the camera. She KNOWS she’s beautiful and rare
August 5, 2023 at 11:44 PM
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For discussion: I’ve had this table in my phone for years
August 5, 2023 at 11:01 PM