erik
erikhelin.bsky.social
erik
@erikhelin.bsky.social
"a typically elastic concoction built on fuzzy guitars, African drum loops, a Russian folk chorale, bagpipes, doudouks [sic] and a Sinead O'Connor harmony"
Hahahaha
November 7, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I ate a handful of my own cum for lunch. Yet again!
October 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
It's gonna bum people out so much when we find out he has a 9" flaccid bird with decent girth.
October 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
It's corny being so glib about this.
October 15, 2025 at 2:22 AM
But after that...?
October 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
He doesn't pitch every game, right? Please say their #2 starter isn't someone else crazy.
October 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
100% this. We've seen guys leave for money forever and it's always a "thank you and God bless" experience.
October 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
It's not about the money
October 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
October 6, 2025 at 11:25 AM