Erik Corley
@erikcorley.bsky.social
Math and physics teacher at Jewish and Catholic schools. Ordained United Methodist minister. Trivia afficionado. All around Smartass.
Well, technically a Turkiye.
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Well, technically a Turkiye.
Lawrence of Arabia
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Lawrence of Arabia
That decision is very hard. I hope you find someone who also gets you, maybe not how Steve did, but gets you in a wonderful way nonetheless.
November 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
That decision is very hard. I hope you find someone who also gets you, maybe not how Steve did, but gets you in a wonderful way nonetheless.
Saying "Happy Groundhog Day" instead of "Chag Groundhog Sameach."
November 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Saying "Happy Groundhog Day" instead of "Chag Groundhog Sameach."
Treasonweasel or twatwaffle?
November 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Treasonweasel or twatwaffle?
I have a note10. It's 6 years old. I plan to replace it soon because I got airpods pro as hearing aids, and I need an iPhone control the hearing aid function. Other than that, it's working fine.
November 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I have a note10. It's 6 years old. I plan to replace it soon because I got airpods pro as hearing aids, and I need an iPhone control the hearing aid function. Other than that, it's working fine.
November 25: Jerry Garcia Christmas tie
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
November 25: Jerry Garcia Christmas tie
No. 5318008 was used by obnoxious but socially awkward boys.
Musk was and is an asshole. He wrote 55378008.
Musk was and is an asshole. He wrote 55378008.
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
No. 5318008 was used by obnoxious but socially awkward boys.
Musk was and is an asshole. He wrote 55378008.
Musk was and is an asshole. He wrote 55378008.
I assume you do the most quintessentially Jewish thing for Christmas: you write Christmas songs.
November 25, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I assume you do the most quintessentially Jewish thing for Christmas: you write Christmas songs.
An early Chag Thanksgiving Sameach, then.
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
An early Chag Thanksgiving Sameach, then.
Out of curiosity, do you do something for Thanksgiving? I know there is a wide variety along my students.
November 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Out of curiosity, do you do something for Thanksgiving? I know there is a wide variety along my students.
I learned something from another Silverman and Goldman:
Iron Man is Jewish.
Iron Man is Jewish.
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I learned something from another Silverman and Goldman:
Iron Man is Jewish.
Iron Man is Jewish.
November 24: Christmas trees
November 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
November 24: Christmas trees
"While I couldn't possibly bare..."
But I thought you were president of the AANATCPL*.
*the American Association of Naked Autistic True Crime Podcast Listeners.
But I thought you were president of the AANATCPL*.
*the American Association of Naked Autistic True Crime Podcast Listeners.
November 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
"While I couldn't possibly bare..."
But I thought you were president of the AANATCPL*.
*the American Association of Naked Autistic True Crime Podcast Listeners.
But I thought you were president of the AANATCPL*.
*the American Association of Naked Autistic True Crime Podcast Listeners.
I am strong
I am invincible
I am woman
I am invincible
I am woman
November 23, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I am strong
I am invincible
I am woman
I am invincible
I am woman
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called life.
November 23, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called life.
To all the girls I've loved before
November 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
To all the girls I've loved before
She was a fast machine.
She kept her motor clean.
She was the best damn woman that I'd ever seen.
She kept her motor clean.
She was the best damn woman that I'd ever seen.
November 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
She was a fast machine.
She kept her motor clean.
She was the best damn woman that I'd ever seen.
She kept her motor clean.
She was the best damn woman that I'd ever seen.
Then, I told them about how I buy high temperature lip balm to keep in my car in the summer.
I'm still addicted to Chapstick.
I'm still addicted to Chapstick.
November 23, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Then, I told them about how I buy high temperature lip balm to keep in my car in the summer.
I'm still addicted to Chapstick.
I'm still addicted to Chapstick.
I worked with an addiction recovery group one summer. One of them asked, "how can you talk when you haven't ever been addicted."
I pulled my tube of Chapstick out of my pocket. Then, I showed them the tube I keep in my jacket, followed by the one in my computer bag.
I pulled my tube of Chapstick out of my pocket. Then, I showed them the tube I keep in my jacket, followed by the one in my computer bag.
November 23, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I worked with an addiction recovery group one summer. One of them asked, "how can you talk when you haven't ever been addicted."
I pulled my tube of Chapstick out of my pocket. Then, I showed them the tube I keep in my jacket, followed by the one in my computer bag.
I pulled my tube of Chapstick out of my pocket. Then, I showed them the tube I keep in my jacket, followed by the one in my computer bag.
Every time my students say 6-7, I respond with the word "thongs."
November 22, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Every time my students say 6-7, I respond with the word "thongs."
The only factual connection between autism and vaccines was published in 2016 by @zachweinersmith.bsky.social.
www.smbc-comics.com/comic/autism...
www.smbc-comics.com/comic/autism...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Autism and Vaccines
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Autism and Vaccines
www.smbc-comics.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The only factual connection between autism and vaccines was published in 2016 by @zachweinersmith.bsky.social.
www.smbc-comics.com/comic/autism...
www.smbc-comics.com/comic/autism...
I have only studied Georgian in transliteration, but I can report that y'all is singular. In Georgian, 2nd person plural is "all y'all."
November 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I have only studied Georgian in transliteration, but I can report that y'all is singular. In Georgian, 2nd person plural is "all y'all."
November 21: WWF tie
November 21, 2025 at 3:16 PM
November 21: WWF tie
The only factual connection between autism and vaccines was published in 2016 by @zachweinersmith.bsky.social.
www.smbc-comics.com/comic/autism...
www.smbc-comics.com/comic/autism...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Autism and Vaccines
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Autism and Vaccines
www.smbc-comics.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The only factual connection between autism and vaccines was published in 2016 by @zachweinersmith.bsky.social.
www.smbc-comics.com/comic/autism...
www.smbc-comics.com/comic/autism...