Erika Swyler
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Erika Swyler
@erikaswyler.bsky.social
Novelist. Garden variety weirdo. Typo queen.
Books: We Lived On the Horizon (Atria, 1/14/25), Light From Other Stars, The Book of Speculation.
She/her (all pronouns are fine)
https://linktr.ee/erikaswyler
Still riding the high from getting pistachio gelato from the gelato Fiat.
November 25, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I'm sorry, but they walked in like this, full swagger, and I'm pretty sure Mongolia experienced a spike in tourism.
November 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

Note: The crime I need a getaway vehicle for is the heist of this vehicle.
November 21, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I spent a good bit of time today in silent contemplation with this Wolf Kahn.
November 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
November 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I mean, this museum could do *numbers* in a place that started out with Alf hog.
November 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
It's decorative boots season, motherfuckers.
November 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Convincing you to read WE LIVED ON THE HORIZON by *also* sharing two paragraphs instead of one sentence. Because I'm a giver.
Share yours.
November 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Was going through an old sketchbook for reasons. Here. Have a round rabbit doodle.
November 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Wearing these under a gown. For reasons. I can't wear my most fun shoes because they aren't "Stand for 6 hours while working a room" shoes.
November 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Note: The spouse is a pediatrician. 😈
October 31, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Here. Have some miniature tools for what ails you.
October 31, 2025 at 5:30 PM
In case you've been wondering if the local deer are trying to push me out of my own life—they are.
October 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Meanwhile at the MUSEUM
October 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
"How's work going, Erika?"
"Fine."
October 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
"For God's sake, it's TONE POEM, Stephen. What are you, a poli sci major?"
October 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Look. I'm an adult, and in general my tastes reflect that. But every now and again (always), I have a mighty need for some real cute shit.
October 20, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I need it to be these two.
October 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Me and the bestie making our getaway after stealing jewels from The Louvre.
October 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
It was me. I did it. And this was the getaway car!
October 19, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Why I can't have nice things:
October 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Just did!
(It was a short stay, a 3-day break between two 30+ hour train trips I took for research.)
October 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
*singing* T-rex in a boot cast, I know, I know, it's seriouuuus!
October 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Here. A butterfly for what ails you.
October 18, 2025 at 11:46 AM
May I offer to switch out the crocodiles for a baby alligator? The angst would look even more stylish.
October 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM