eric.
@ericthulhu.bsky.social
Calculated attempts at human emotion
I used to work at a bathhouse that had a Sunday buffet. I was the only person ever eating
December 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I used to work at a bathhouse that had a Sunday buffet. I was the only person ever eating
“What’s your favorite sandwich?”
“A threesome”
“A threesome”
December 6, 2025 at 8:56 PM
“What’s your favorite sandwich?”
“A threesome”
“A threesome”
If everyone is hung, then no one is hung
December 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
If everyone is hung, then no one is hung
FKA Twigs in a club in Seattle hits different
December 6, 2025 at 9:10 AM
FKA Twigs in a club in Seattle hits different
New phone case, everyone clapped
December 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
New phone case, everyone clapped
People requesting to follow my Twitter and I’m like no no, that’s just for porn bookmarks
December 5, 2025 at 4:41 PM
People requesting to follow my Twitter and I’m like no no, that’s just for porn bookmarks
I know you’re not supposed to quit the old job until you have a new job but this is torture
December 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I know you’re not supposed to quit the old job until you have a new job but this is torture
Me in a jock and mouse ears
October 29, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Me in a jock and mouse ears
I’m just gonna be a whore for Halloween idk
October 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I’m just gonna be a whore for Halloween idk
Meg and Glo fell out? ☹️
October 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Meg and Glo fell out? ☹️
Maybe everyone doesn’t need to do the zoom out trend
October 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Maybe everyone doesn’t need to do the zoom out trend
They give a bitch 2 options: stripping or lose
October 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
They give a bitch 2 options: stripping or lose
6 months into this job and I’m updating my resume cuz this is crazy
October 20, 2025 at 12:56 PM
6 months into this job and I’m updating my resume cuz this is crazy
1. Man of Your Word
2. What’s Goin On
3. Pick It Up
4. Pretty & Petty
5. On My Back
2. What’s Goin On
3. Pick It Up
4. Pretty & Petty
5. On My Back
Cardi’s album >>>>>>>>>>>
September 19, 2025 at 11:32 PM
1. Man of Your Word
2. What’s Goin On
3. Pick It Up
4. Pretty & Petty
5. On My Back
2. What’s Goin On
3. Pick It Up
4. Pretty & Petty
5. On My Back
Cardi’s album >>>>>>>>>>>
September 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Cardi’s album >>>>>>>>>>>
What determines why people say jack off vs jerk off?
September 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
What determines why people say jack off vs jerk off?
Chile they done murked Kirk, thoughts and prayers
September 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Chile they done murked Kirk, thoughts and prayers
I just wanna give coco gauff a hug 🥺
August 29, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I just wanna give coco gauff a hug 🥺
Our landlord is proof why people hate landlords
August 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Our landlord is proof why people hate landlords
Sniffies is terrifying if you don’t use the google reverse image search omg
August 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Sniffies is terrifying if you don’t use the google reverse image search omg
Working market days is fun for like, 2 hours, then it very quickly becomes not
August 10, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Working market days is fun for like, 2 hours, then it very quickly becomes not
PROFESSOR OAK DIED??
a woman wearing large hoop earrings is standing in front of a car
ALT: a woman wearing large hoop earrings is standing in front of a car
media.tenor.com
July 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
PROFESSOR OAK DIED??