Eric Horwitz
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Eric Horwitz
@ericsandwich.bsky.social
Full time librarian and a part time author from NYC. Seize the Press, Daily Science Fiction, Not One of Us Magazine, Vector BSFA, NoSleep. Ethorwitz.com theworldshottestwriter.com he/him. I post wacky books on insta https://www.instagram.com/wackybooks
just solving crisis after crisis and he hasn't even been sworn in yet
November 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
hey remember when you sent Bill Clinton and Ritchie "I love Israel" Torres to Michigan to scold Arab American voters and basically dance on the graves of their loved ones? Were you deliberately trying to lose?
November 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
at a certain point finding out how many hair follicles the guy had or what the thread count was in his uniform trousers is really a pointless waste of time
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
not to make this about the democrats but that they didn't campaign on that is complete malpractice
November 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I don't know if anyone's ever said this before but he is a remarkably orange man
November 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
November 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
oh sure and to be clear I'm still right about Ricky Gervais. But it doesn't matter at that point when you get owned so clearly by someone so much better at posting than you
November 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
yay thank u
November 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
So she retweeted that saying "who cares fuck you!" or something along those lines. My tryhard buttinsky grandstanding had no chance against her pithy fuck off. It was a classic owning. I was owned fair and square.
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I had it coming. She posted something about Ricky Gervais and people were criticizing her cause gervais is transphobic I think and she was like I don't care I think he's funny. And I was like "actually he's not funny he's cringe & here's why" and wrote a whole lot about why I think he's cringe.
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
hey Gretchen it's rainy and dark here rn, what scary movie should I watch tonight
November 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
also one time I heard her speak at City College and someone asked her about one of her many short stories and she was like look man I don't remember that one
November 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
isnt that like a third of the population?
November 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
at least his wife is finally free to date straight men
November 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
kind of like the fog in silent hill 2 it's technically a graphics limitation but it adds so much
November 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
this was an interesting one because it was pretty janky in parts but then you consider they accomplished all that with a budget of 45 cents
November 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM