Eric Paul Johnson
@ericpauljohnson.bsky.social
Cartoonist, writer, Legomaniac, producer of The Radiotrola Program, ELO Song-By-Song podcast, and many other fine online audio entertainment shows.
I suppose I can drop my 36 1/2 grudge against Scott Adams now.
Dilbert was everything I despised about stripping. Bland, simple drawings a kindygartner could do. Bland jokes about a bland life at a bland job.
Dilbert was everything I despised about stripping. Bland, simple drawings a kindygartner could do. Bland jokes about a bland life at a bland job.
January 13, 2026 at 6:59 PM
I suppose I can drop my 36 1/2 grudge against Scott Adams now.
Dilbert was everything I despised about stripping. Bland, simple drawings a kindygartner could do. Bland jokes about a bland life at a bland job.
Dilbert was everything I despised about stripping. Bland, simple drawings a kindygartner could do. Bland jokes about a bland life at a bland job.
It's the last episode of my podcast America's Top 40s (again.)
Unless somebody donates another $100 to the #podcast, then it's not the last.
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Unless somebody donates another $100 to the #podcast, then it's not the last.
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America's Top 40s: January 11, 1960 | Face the Music: An Electric Light Orchestra Song-By-Song Podcast (And Other Shows)
It's the last of the bonus AT40s episodes. Unless somebody gives me another $100.
Donate to the podcast through PayPal [email protected] subscribe to my comic strip at patreon.com/LNTCS
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January 11, 2026 at 3:01 PM
It's the last episode of my podcast America's Top 40s (again.)
Unless somebody donates another $100 to the #podcast, then it's not the last.
ftmelo.podbean.com/e/americas-t...
Unless somebody donates another $100 to the #podcast, then it's not the last.
ftmelo.podbean.com/e/americas-t...
The world is an unstoppable shit show. The current Axis of Evil of Trump, Putin, and Nuttinyoohoo are setting the world on fire, and nobody's stopping them.
But there is the second Idle Race album (specifically the Jeff Lynne songs,) so there is that.
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But there is the second Idle Race album (specifically the Jeff Lynne songs,) so there is that.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rJD...
The Idle Race - Idle Race (Full album) (1969) HQ
YouTube video by ELONut
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January 9, 2026 at 3:31 PM
The world is an unstoppable shit show. The current Axis of Evil of Trump, Putin, and Nuttinyoohoo are setting the world on fire, and nobody's stopping them.
But there is the second Idle Race album (specifically the Jeff Lynne songs,) so there is that.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rJD...
But there is the second Idle Race album (specifically the Jeff Lynne songs,) so there is that.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rJD...
It's ri-god-damn-diculous that the only solution to this bottomless shit show is hope there's a blue tsunami in the midterms.
January 8, 2026 at 6:20 AM
It's ri-god-damn-diculous that the only solution to this bottomless shit show is hope there's a blue tsunami in the midterms.
January 6th reminds me how many stupid mother fuckers in this country re-elected that stupid mother fucker who sent an army of stupid mother fuckers to overthrow the government in the name of that stupid mother fucker.
Stupid mother fuckers.
Oh, and Epstein files.
Stupid mother fuckers.
Oh, and Epstein files.
two men are posing for a picture and one has a pink tie on
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January 7, 2026 at 1:40 AM
January 6th reminds me how many stupid mother fuckers in this country re-elected that stupid mother fucker who sent an army of stupid mother fuckers to overthrow the government in the name of that stupid mother fucker.
Stupid mother fuckers.
Oh, and Epstein files.
Stupid mother fuckers.
Oh, and Epstein files.
When money talks, I listen! That's why there's a new episode of a podcast I said I was done doing.
Oh, and fuck Trump.
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Oh, and fuck Trump.
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America's Top 40s: January 4, 1960 | Face the Music: An Electric Light Orchestra Song-By-Song Podcast (And Other Shows)
Thanks to a generous donation, we're back for two more episodes!
Donate to the podcast through PayPal [email protected] subscribe to my comic strip at patreon.com/LNTCS
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January 4, 2026 at 2:37 PM
When money talks, I listen! That's why there's a new episode of a podcast I said I was done doing.
Oh, and fuck Trump.
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Oh, and fuck Trump.
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Podcast stats for 2025:
On January 1, 2025 my podcasts had 448,560 listens.
On January 1, 2026 they had 547,579 listens.
99,019 listens in 2025.
With that many ears you'd think a person would make more than $20 a month.
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On January 1, 2025 my podcasts had 448,560 listens.
On January 1, 2026 they had 547,579 listens.
99,019 listens in 2025.
With that many ears you'd think a person would make more than $20 a month.
ftmelo.podbean.com
Face the Music: An Electric Light Orchestra Song-By-Song Podcast (And Other Shows) | Radiotrola Entertainment/Assorted Deli Meats Amalgamated
A cornucopia of podcasts involving music, movie reviews, casual conversations, a radio show, and of course, the Electric Light Orchestra.
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January 1, 2026 at 7:17 AM
Podcast stats for 2025:
On January 1, 2025 my podcasts had 448,560 listens.
On January 1, 2026 they had 547,579 listens.
99,019 listens in 2025.
With that many ears you'd think a person would make more than $20 a month.
ftmelo.podbean.com
On January 1, 2025 my podcasts had 448,560 listens.
On January 1, 2026 they had 547,579 listens.
99,019 listens in 2025.
With that many ears you'd think a person would make more than $20 a month.
ftmelo.podbean.com
In this Christmas episode of my podcast "It's a Stupid Idea," Eric learns the key to happiness.
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It's a Stupid Idea: Green Xmas | Face the Music: An Electric Light Orchestra Song-By-Song Podcast (And Other Shows)
Eric learns the true meaning of...being rich.
Donate to the podcast through PayPal [email protected] subscribe to my comic strip at patreon.com/LNTCS
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December 25, 2025 at 6:54 AM
In this Christmas episode of my podcast "It's a Stupid Idea," Eric learns the key to happiness.
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I'm starting to understand the appeal of adding my name to things I had absolutely nothing to do with!
I gotta say, the lads were a great help to me on this album. Couldn't have done it without them!
I gotta say, the lads were a great help to me on this album. Couldn't have done it without them!
December 20, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I'm starting to understand the appeal of adding my name to things I had absolutely nothing to do with!
I gotta say, the lads were a great help to me on this album. Couldn't have done it without them!
I gotta say, the lads were a great help to me on this album. Couldn't have done it without them!
I like this OTR show.
A couple of kids convince the government to make everyday Christmas with disappointing results.
youtu.be/uelO0WsGqTg
A couple of kids convince the government to make everyday Christmas with disappointing results.
youtu.be/uelO0WsGqTg
19461225 "Christmas Story" Henry Morgan Show
YouTube video by Old Time Radio Archives
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December 18, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I like this OTR show.
A couple of kids convince the government to make everyday Christmas with disappointing results.
youtu.be/uelO0WsGqTg
A couple of kids convince the government to make everyday Christmas with disappointing results.
youtu.be/uelO0WsGqTg
It's a holiday battle between good and evil in my 6 minute review of Santa Claus!
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The 6-Minute Critic: Santa Claus | Face the Music: An Electric Light Orchestra Song-By-Song Podcast (And Other Shows)
It's a battle between good and evil to save Christmas!
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December 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
It's a holiday battle between good and evil in my 6 minute review of Santa Claus!
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It's at the top of every kid's wishlist on my Christmas Carol Catastrophes podcast!
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Christmas Carol Catastrophes: Please, Daddy (Don't Get Drunk This Christmas) | Face the Music: An Electric Light Orchestra Song-By-Song Podcast (And Other Shows)
The Christmas tree isn't the only thing lit at John Denver's house.
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December 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
It's at the top of every kid's wishlist on my Christmas Carol Catastrophes podcast!
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It's my 6 minute review of "Miracle on 34th Street!"
No...Not that one.
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No...Not that one.
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The 6-Minute Critic: Miracle on 34th Street (1973) | Face the Music: An Electric Light Orchestra Song-By-Song Podcast (And Other Shows)
It's a Christmas present nobody wanted, and nobody asked for.
Donate to the podcast through PayPal [email protected] subscribe to my comic strip at patreon.com/LNTCS
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December 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
It's my 6 minute review of "Miracle on 34th Street!"
No...Not that one.
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No...Not that one.
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Democrats lost in Tennessee by a slim margin.
And they're celebrating.
I can't think of anything more Democratic Party than, "YAY! We lost by a little!!!"
And they're celebrating.
I can't think of anything more Democratic Party than, "YAY! We lost by a little!!!"
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December 4, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Democrats lost in Tennessee by a slim margin.
And they're celebrating.
I can't think of anything more Democratic Party than, "YAY! We lost by a little!!!"
And they're celebrating.
I can't think of anything more Democratic Party than, "YAY! We lost by a little!!!"
Here it is! Season 3 of our podcast Christmas Carol Catastrophes begins!
In the first episode we learn why you never give Eartha Kitt expensive Christmas gifts.
#Christmas #christmasmusic #podcasting #podcast
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In the first episode we learn why you never give Eartha Kitt expensive Christmas gifts.
#Christmas #christmasmusic #podcasting #podcast
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Christmas Carol Catastrophes: This Year's Santa Baby | Face the Music: An Electric Light Orchestra Song-By-Song Podcast (And Other Shows)
This year's Catastrophes podcast starts with "This Year's Santa Baby."
Donate to the podcast through PayPal [email protected] subscribe to my comic strip at patreon.com/LNTCS
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December 3, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Here it is! Season 3 of our podcast Christmas Carol Catastrophes begins!
In the first episode we learn why you never give Eartha Kitt expensive Christmas gifts.
#Christmas #christmasmusic #podcasting #podcast
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In the first episode we learn why you never give Eartha Kitt expensive Christmas gifts.
#Christmas #christmasmusic #podcasting #podcast
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Christmas songs from the early 20th century. Plus the latest songs to hit the Pop chart 100 years ago.
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Waxy Buildup: Christmas I | Face the Music: An Electric Light Orchestra Song-By-Song Podcast (And Other Shows)
IT'S CHRISTMAS!!!!And I brought carols!
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December 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Christmas songs from the early 20th century. Plus the latest songs to hit the Pop chart 100 years ago.
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"I refuse to shop at any store that says Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas."
That's a weird way to say, "I don't like the Jews, and they don't deserve to have their winter holidays recognized."
That's a weird way to say, "I don't like the Jews, and they don't deserve to have their winter holidays recognized."
December 2, 2025 at 3:16 PM
"I refuse to shop at any store that says Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas."
That's a weird way to say, "I don't like the Jews, and they don't deserve to have their winter holidays recognized."
That's a weird way to say, "I don't like the Jews, and they don't deserve to have their winter holidays recognized."
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All podcasts are FREEEEEE!!!!!!
So binge now at no charge whatsoever!
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So binge now at no charge whatsoever!
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Face the Music: An Electric Light Orchestra Song-By-Song Podcast (And Other Shows) | Radiotrola Entertainment/Assorted Deli Meats Amalgamated
A cornucopia of podcasts involving music, movie reviews, casual conversations, a radio show, and of course, the Electric Light Orchestra.
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November 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Special BLACK FRIDAY DEAL at Radiotrola Entertainment/Assorted Deli Meats Amalgamated!
All podcasts are FREEEEEE!!!!!!
So binge now at no charge whatsoever!
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All podcasts are FREEEEEE!!!!!!
So binge now at no charge whatsoever!
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In an attempt to achieve political unity on Thanksgiving, I agree with JD Vance on this.
Roasted turkey tastes like construction paper.
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Roasted turkey tastes like construction paper.
thehill.com/homenews/adm...
thehill.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
In an attempt to achieve political unity on Thanksgiving, I agree with JD Vance on this.
Roasted turkey tastes like construction paper.
thehill.com/homenews/adm...
Roasted turkey tastes like construction paper.
thehill.com/homenews/adm...
People who own a fully functional dishwasher but never use it...
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU????
You're like the people who win a Powerball jackpot and don't quit their job.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU????
You're like the people who win a Powerball jackpot and don't quit their job.
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November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
People who own a fully functional dishwasher but never use it...
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU????
You're like the people who win a Powerball jackpot and don't quit their job.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU????
You're like the people who win a Powerball jackpot and don't quit their job.
Jonathon Brandmeier and Paul Talbot give helpful turkey prep tips.
Thursday November 25, 1982.
Thursday November 25, 1982.
November 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Jonathon Brandmeier and Paul Talbot give helpful turkey prep tips.
Thursday November 25, 1982.
Thursday November 25, 1982.
Jonathon Brandmeier did a movie with some pretty huge movie stars in 1990.
What did I think of it? Well...
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What did I think of it? Well...
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The 6 Minute Critic: Thanksgiving Day | Face the Music: An Electric Light Orchestra Song-By-Song Podcast (And Other Shows)
Even the comedic skills of Jonathon Brandmeier and Mary Tyler Moore can't save this Thanksgiving turkey.
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November 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Jonathon Brandmeier did a movie with some pretty huge movie stars in 1990.
What did I think of it? Well...
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What did I think of it? Well...
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It's an audiophonic feast of wax cylinders to shove in your ears on my Thanksgiving episode of Waxy Buildup.
#podcast #podcasting #Thanksgiving #music #records
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#podcast #podcasting #Thanksgiving #music #records
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Waxy Buildup: Thanksgiving | Face the Music: An Electric Light Orchestra Song-By-Song Podcast (And Other Shows)
Songs of Thanksgiving from the early 20th century.
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November 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
It's an audiophonic feast of wax cylinders to shove in your ears on my Thanksgiving episode of Waxy Buildup.
#podcast #podcasting #Thanksgiving #music #records
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#podcast #podcasting #Thanksgiving #music #records
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All I'm saying is I need $40,000,000 and a huge house to lay out my vast Legoland or I'll die.
a man wearing a cowboy hat and a purple shirt says it 's that simple
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November 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
All I'm saying is I need $40,000,000 and a huge house to lay out my vast Legoland or I'll die.
SQUEEEE!!! 24/7 Christmas music until New Years starts now!!!!
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1943 HITS ARCHIVE: Santa Claus Is Comin’ To Town - Bing Crosby & Andrews Sisters
YouTube video by The78Prof
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November 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
SQUEEEE!!! 24/7 Christmas music until New Years starts now!!!!
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