Eric Parsons
@ericparsons.bsky.social
Senior Cinematic Designer on @swtor.com
He/him
LA, CA
He/him
LA, CA
*gesturing 2 feet to the right* THIS is the cuck chair
December 16, 2025 at 10:31 PM
*gesturing 2 feet to the right* THIS is the cuck chair
After noon, be sure to switch to decaf or else your oboe will be up all night
December 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
After noon, be sure to switch to decaf or else your oboe will be up all night
Give it a scope too
December 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Give it a scope too
I can’t wait to buy my air fryer with “Jerry, no!” printed on the side
December 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I can’t wait to buy my air fryer with “Jerry, no!” printed on the side
Ah shit it backfired. Don’t you dare steal my wife ok?
December 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Ah shit it backfired. Don’t you dare steal my wife ok?
My personal take is, Garth Brooks is to Chris Gaines as Coldplay is to Imagine Dragons.
December 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
My personal take is, Garth Brooks is to Chris Gaines as Coldplay is to Imagine Dragons.
That’s when they leaned in close and said “baby, this isn’t even my final form”
December 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
That’s when they leaned in close and said “baby, this isn’t even my final form”
Man, dating apps have gotten strange
December 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Man, dating apps have gotten strange
Oh yeah! Let’s plan a time to meet
December 12, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Oh yeah! Let’s plan a time to meet
With the instruments behind you, this looks like the album cover for your folk duo
December 12, 2025 at 4:25 AM
With the instruments behind you, this looks like the album cover for your folk duo
🎵 I’m dreaming 🎵
🎵 Of a bi 🎵
🎵 Hottie 🎵
🎵 Of a bi 🎵
🎵 Hottie 🎵
December 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
🎵 I’m dreaming 🎵
🎵 Of a bi 🎵
🎵 Hottie 🎵
🎵 Of a bi 🎵
🎵 Hottie 🎵
Wow I wish someone told us this when we adopted our son!
Jk, everyone assured us they’re functionally identical. I can’t imagine someone whose nutritional advice I trust less than Chef Roadkill
Jk, everyone assured us they’re functionally identical. I can’t imagine someone whose nutritional advice I trust less than Chef Roadkill
December 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Wow I wish someone told us this when we adopted our son!
Jk, everyone assured us they’re functionally identical. I can’t imagine someone whose nutritional advice I trust less than Chef Roadkill
Jk, everyone assured us they’re functionally identical. I can’t imagine someone whose nutritional advice I trust less than Chef Roadkill
Turns out I’m powerless against “but I asked really nicely” from my 7yo
December 4, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Turns out I’m powerless against “but I asked really nicely” from my 7yo
Hey at least you know they read it!
December 2, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Hey at least you know they read it!
Oh I think I’ve seen that movie!
December 2, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Oh I think I’ve seen that movie!