Eric Notaro
@ericnotaro.bsky.social
Occasionally published fiction writer. Avid reader. Long time D&D nerd.
Aaand she slipped him another piece as I posted that.
November 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Aaand she slipped him another piece as I posted that.
There needs to be a Brazillian version of this in the same way there's a French one.
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
There needs to be a Brazillian version of this in the same way there's a French one.
"The top ten pieces of rubble currently crushing my body."
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
"The top ten pieces of rubble currently crushing my body."
The very first time I ever heard the term "gender reveal party," I thought it was some sort of celebration of affirming a person's identity. I could totally see a gender affirming cake being served.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The very first time I ever heard the term "gender reveal party," I thought it was some sort of celebration of affirming a person's identity. I could totally see a gender affirming cake being served.
You can do both for career synergy:
"Beware! I forsee you will be robbed at knife point!"
"Huh? When? Where?"
(Draws knife)
"Right now. Cough it up."
"Beware! I forsee you will be robbed at knife point!"
"Huh? When? Where?"
(Draws knife)
"Right now. Cough it up."
November 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
You can do both for career synergy:
"Beware! I forsee you will be robbed at knife point!"
"Huh? When? Where?"
(Draws knife)
"Right now. Cough it up."
"Beware! I forsee you will be robbed at knife point!"
"Huh? When? Where?"
(Draws knife)
"Right now. Cough it up."
I've made it a game to count the number of SUVs and pickups I see in my morning commute versus regular sedans/mid sized cars. I feel like I don't see many mid-sized cars on the road anymore.
November 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I've made it a game to count the number of SUVs and pickups I see in my morning commute versus regular sedans/mid sized cars. I feel like I don't see many mid-sized cars on the road anymore.
Well, we know it's not the VP because he's not in his signatute bellhop costume.
November 20, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Well, we know it's not the VP because he's not in his signatute bellhop costume.
If sweet potatoes count, I dice up a few, drizzle some olive oil, season them with pepper and dried herbs, and roast them in the oven. Probably could do it with some red, fingerling, or other potatoes you like too.
November 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
If sweet potatoes count, I dice up a few, drizzle some olive oil, season them with pepper and dried herbs, and roast them in the oven. Probably could do it with some red, fingerling, or other potatoes you like too.
Really loved Martyr! By Kaveh Akbar. I also pinpointed the opening/closing Clarice Lispector quotation as being from the end of The Hour of the Star and gained a new appreciation in a reread of it afterward.
November 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Really loved Martyr! By Kaveh Akbar. I also pinpointed the opening/closing Clarice Lispector quotation as being from the end of The Hour of the Star and gained a new appreciation in a reread of it afterward.
"I'm not cloning Hitler! Get outta here!"
November 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
"I'm not cloning Hitler! Get outta here!"
They prefer... cowcasians...
November 13, 2025 at 2:12 PM
They prefer... cowcasians...
I always figured it would be some variation on this.
November 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I always figured it would be some variation on this.
Constitutional language barring pardons for political favor or financial advancement would be nice--perhaps a judicial branch oversight process or vetting/appeal against codified standards would also help. I feel like Ford pardoning Nixon should have been a five-alarm fire for how open ended it is.
November 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Constitutional language barring pardons for political favor or financial advancement would be nice--perhaps a judicial branch oversight process or vetting/appeal against codified standards would also help. I feel like Ford pardoning Nixon should have been a five-alarm fire for how open ended it is.
Was he visited by three ghosts the night before writing this?
November 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Was he visited by three ghosts the night before writing this?
Truly any Republican candidate with even a peripheral connection to a sex worker would get them booted from the party. Also, I have been in a coma for the last ten years.
November 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Truly any Republican candidate with even a peripheral connection to a sex worker would get them booted from the party. Also, I have been in a coma for the last ten years.
What? No karate chop historians?
November 8, 2025 at 10:58 PM
What? No karate chop historians?
I can imagine the "come to Quarks! Quarks is fun!" jingle playing on repeat from it as part of some harebrained ad campaign for the bar.
November 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I can imagine the "come to Quarks! Quarks is fun!" jingle playing on repeat from it as part of some harebrained ad campaign for the bar.
Just imagining a juror ordering the same sandwich as the defendant to reconstruct the crime Twelve Angry Men style.
November 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Just imagining a juror ordering the same sandwich as the defendant to reconstruct the crime Twelve Angry Men style.