No matter how badly I think I want any given app, if they made me go through a flow of giving up personal information and only after baring my digital soul they show a popup asking me to pay to use the app, I will 100% never use the service. Feels disingenuous. Tell me upfront that I need to pay.

Guys... I tucked in my t-shirt today and I'm wearing a belt. This is it; I have crossed the threshold into adulthood.