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Eric "Godji" G.
@ericgojard.bsky.social
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Software dev, bad puns, lots of random topics.
Dog dad which qualifies for dad jokes.
Multiplayer tech at Ubisoft.
Opinions are mine but help yourselves, I have many left.
He/Him/The Mildly Surprising Shrimp-Man.
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My emails on their way to you:
A small van on the road with a "S.M.T.P" logo, which happens to also stand for Simple Mail Transfer Protocol.
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Bluesky, share a screenshot of one of the first video games you played.
A Mario Bros dual screen game and watch
November 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Locke, Treasure Hunter.
Locke, Treasure Hunter 1BR Legendary Creature – Human Rogue Locke can't be blocked by creatures with greater power. Mug - Whenever Locke attacks, each player mills a card. If a land card was milled this way, create a Treasure token. Until end of turn, you may cast a spell from among those cards 2/3
November 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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And so I don't end up posting only miserable things, some timeline cleanser:
A picture of Orion, my cairn terrier, sitting on a wooden terrace (and waiting for my wife and I, out of frame, to share our ice cream with him)
October 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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And much like Pacific Rim, the sequels are going to be much, much worse.
An extract from Pacific Rim where a scientist explains that the increasing frequency of kaiju apparitions may end up with multiple spwaning at the same time, replacing references to kaijus with French governments.
October 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Any way to get a bonus Thrull ?
This little guy is probably still my favorite token ever.
Especially given the vibe of the card that generated them.
October 5, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Scene from the office where Michael is on the roof and Dwight with a megaphone urges him to "do a flip" from the ground, except its Trump and Vance instead of Michael and Dwight
August 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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A cairn terrier !
June 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Magic the Gathering players:
James Franco in the Ballad of Buster Scruggs. Noose around his neck in a public hanging, he asks towards the screen to so eone that would be on his left: "First time ?"
May 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Phase 2 is really tough.
A goose with multiple heads like a hydra. This is an illustration by Jesper Ejsing, used among others on the "The Goose Mother" Magic the Gathering card.
May 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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L'ado (vue d'artiste).

(et pour créditer, illustration de la boutique arcanebullshit.com, tu peux lui offrir en pin's, patch ou sticker pour la blague)
May 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Pope Leo ? Are we sure he hasn't been replaced by Gemini again ?
A picture from the Grand Pope Ares, villain of the first arc of the Saint Seiya (Knights of the Zodiac) series.
May 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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He's a piece in my own Gluntch the Bestower group hug deck which is built to favor draw, but I do need to try him as Commander.
Card Name: Gluntch, the Bestower Mana Cost: 1GreenWhite Mana Value: 3 Types: Legendary Creature — Jellyfish Card Text: Flying At the beginning of your end step, choose a player. They put two +1/+1 counters on a creature they control. Choose a second player to draw a card. Then choose a third player to create two Treasure tokens. P/T: 0 / 5 Expansion: Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate (Rare) Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate Rarity: Rare Card Number: 275 Artist: Olivier Bernard
May 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Mon appli météo aujourd'hui:
April 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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I am re-reading Fables, and: 👌
A panel up top showing a column of identical men in black armed with guns. Bottom is four vertical panels showing a family at the window observing this parade. Their dialogue goes like this: Kid: Is it a parade ? Woman: I don't think so, maybe a demonstration? Man: No, they're all too white to be Black Pride, or Latino Pride, or Asian Pride. Woman: They're all well dressed. Could they be Gay Pride ? Man: I doubt it. Their suits are way too conservative. Kid: And they all have those guns. Man: Oh my God! You're Right! It finally happened! It's the Young Republicans! They're marching in-- taking over New-York. Woman: Just like when they marched on Paris in '39. Kid: Weren't those the Nazis ? Woman: Is there a difference? Kid: Does this mean we get Giuliani back ?
April 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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It's probably my most used mood/energy picture lately, but...

If you see a this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky
A round sticker, with a a big text "dive into the void" up top, and an illustration of a person enthusiastically diving into concentric black and white circles, yelling "Weeeeeeeeee !"
March 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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I sometimes wish I were even half as photogenic as my dog.
My cairn terrier, looking upwards and the right of the picture (his left), his mouth open in a smile. He actually is the cutest dog in the world.
March 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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I do feel a perverse pleasure in traumatizing Warhammer fans in Space Marine 2 with the most absurd color scheme I can pull.
A space marine with the most garish, mismatched color pattern you can think of, when color schemes are extremely codified in the lore. Orange and green helmet with purple lenses Yellow and Red vertically split breastplate left yellow pauldron with a red and black emblem Blue left gauntlet Blue right pauldron with an orange skull emblem Golden right gauntlet Dark turquoise and yellow left greave Green and red right greave
February 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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It's been getting warmer, refrozen melted snow is reaching just the right consistency to rub your face in.

(If you're my dog).
February 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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PoV: you're trying to pet Orion but he decided it's play time.
My cairn terrier, grabbing my thumb between his teeth with his left paw pushing on my arm, with a point of view quite aligned with my own eyes.
February 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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A little bit of snow in Montreal this weekend.
A parked car is entirely covered in snow, only the rear-view mirror is visible. My dog in his grey and orange coat is visible on the right side.
February 17, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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The deed/the culprit.
He doesn't exactly look crushed by remorse...
A brand new dog bed ripped out with stuffing all over the place. My dog, asleep on his back on the couch.
January 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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I have been both beavers over my career.
Hijack of a semi-famous webcomic. 1st image: Two beavers are looking at a river. The first one is saying "I have big plans for this CODE" 2nd image: the second beaver, tagged "PM" for product manager, answers "please, no more refractors". 3rd image: zoom on the first beaver again, with a slightly crazed look, saying again "Big plans".
January 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely NOT coincidental.
Hijack of a semi-famous webcomic. 1st image: Two beavers are looking at a river. The first one is saying "I have big plans for this CODE" 2nd image: the second beaver, tagged "PM" for product manager, answers "please, no more refractors". 3rd image: zoom on the first beaver again, with a slightly crazed look, saying again "Big plans".
January 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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I have had many cairns of all colors: sand, silver, black, but Orion is the first one that tries to be all colors at the same time.
My cairn terrier, Orion, from behind and looking downwards, and illustrating how while mainly silver, he has some extremely vivid orange, black and sand streaks all over.
December 30, 2024 at 6:17 PM