You should buy a lotto ticket

I'm gonna need a montage of Link:
- smashing every pot in search of rupees
- trying to cook a bunch of incompatible ingredients into Dubious Food
- chasing and throwing a bunch of chickens

I'm a simple guy — I see boygenius, I immediately click. Pump that sad music straight into my veins

It's also wild how much dental insurance makes a difference. Without insurance it would've cost me $1388 to get brutalized in the mouth

With insurance I get brutalized for free 💅

If you're wondering how it's a surprise — they told me I'd have to make an appointment, but they did not tell me just how many I'd be getting 🥲

I do but it's not as interesting! Mostly me just farting around with the dials and experimenting with what works

WE DO BONES, MOTHERFUCKER

Oh no! I didn't get any bsky notifications and saw this too late 😑 thanks for thinking of us though!!

Omg is that why it's called Whiteboard 🤯

Whoa I know Jessica! We play pickleball together 😂