(reasonably certain my rejection was because the app isn’t live yet so they had nothing to review, which makes sense. that does introduce a chicken/egg problem though: can’t make the app live without the payments working. can’t make the payments work until the app is live.)

adhd paralysis is a mofo

i have pictures from this time. they are locked in cold storage never to see the light of day.

what’s your @?

yw! please tell them i squealed like a small child on their birthday for the entire experience. 🫶🏾

observe

yes i would mind. i have never been one to out my sources.

i have a journalist confirming to me that scoop quotas are a thing. so like…where do we go from here?

why would i come on the internet and make up some shit about journalism? like let’s be so for real.

i literally have a reporter who has worked at multiple large publications confirming that scoop quotas are a thing in US journalism.

but for sure, the people you checked with definitely know all.

probably should’ve waited until you asked your network before responding.

cult followers have too many leaders to choose from though, so jim jones would have a lot of competition.

loud rattles and squeaks over here. i shant be returning to sleep.

that was too close and too strong for my own liking 👎🏾