Alita: Battle Angel is your answer. You think that Mahershala Ali is the Big Bad the whole movie and then you get to the end, and they reveal the guy BEHIND the guy... I won't spoil it, but it drew a legit guffaw from me because my first watch was well after it flopped.

Good God... That this has to be explained to people is terrifying.

And... cilantro? The fuck?

Marco's is pretty legit.

You supported (on record!) the American gestapo. Congrats, shill.

Nigel Slater is terrific. Watched the hell out of his BBC shows.

The CAPTCHAs are getting tough, man.

Yeah, I'm done, too. Who you got? I think I'm team Venezuela.

"Linger" is one of the best songs I've ever heard. Incredible voice. She's missed.

The lost art of kids reading the Guinness Book of World Record.

ESPN listed Jimmie Ward as one of our starting safeties tonight on the broadcast (in the graphic!!), so we've got a long way to go before Houston defenders get their just due.

Great pic. Terrific ending, too.

I cook almost every night and - tonight is a good example - I have no idea what to cook and am already just a little anxious about it.

It should be obvious that this young man is the truth. A legit closer.

You aren't kidding...

God, that's good.

I've always loved Tomorrow Never Dies. Great summation.