Scheduling a doctor's appointment is either a) a panacea that causes all of your symptoms to briefly go into remission, or b) a race to how bad things can get before you get in the door.

I think the doctors flip coins over which one when we're not looking.

Im so glad we're on the same wavelength. Lol

let the record show, when you said "dogs of war", this damned gif is where my brain went first.

this former poet humbly bows before her time-rending pipe.

Oh, absolutely I'd pay for that.

"bartholemew the blackguard has stolen a dumpling from your order"

Congratulations!!

Line too long at the pharmacy? You guessed it—Mighty Fortress.

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