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Epstein’s Dark Chronicles (Parody)
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Every day a new cover-up. Documenting the absurdity. #EpsteinFiles
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Epstein’s Dark Chronicles (Parody) @epsteindark.bsky.social · 9d
🚨 Kamala Harris’ Secret REVEALED 😱✨
She finally admits how she stays glowing, calm & unstoppable — and it’s NOT surgery or diets 👀🔥
Doctors are STUNNED by her new daily ritual 🧘🏽‍♀💫
Tap to see the truth before it’s deleted!
bit.ly/WATCH-KAMALA...
bit.ly/WATCH-KAMALA...
epsteindark.bsky.social
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES! 🕵️‍♂️ The public deserves the full story — no secrets, no delays.

#EpsteinFiles #ReleaseTheFiles #Accountability #Justice #Trending #USPolitics #Transparency #Investigate
November 9, 2025 at 9:28 AM
epsteindark.bsky.social
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office. ✊
Standing up for transparency and accountability where it matters most.

#YassaminAnsari #EpsteinFiles #Accountability #Transparency #Congress #USPolitics #Justice #Leadership
November 7, 2025 at 6:20 AM
epsteindark.bsky.social
Enough secrets. Enough silence. RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES — the world deserves the truth. No more names hidden, no more deals in the dark. 🕳️🔥 #TransparencyNow
#EpsteinFiles #TruthMatters #Accountability #PowerAndPrivilege #JusticeForAll #NoMoreSecrets #USPolitics #SystemCorruption #Transparency
November 4, 2025 at 5:54 AM
epsteindark.bsky.social
🚨 Kamala Harris’ Secret REVEALED 😱✨
She finally admits how she stays glowing, calm & unstoppable — and it’s NOT surgery or diets 👀🔥
Doctors are STUNNED by her new daily ritual 🧘🏽‍♀💫
Tap to see the truth before it’s deleted!
bit.ly/WATCH-KAMALA...
bit.ly/WATCH-KAMALA...
November 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
epsteindark.bsky.social
Time for the truth! ⚡ Swear her in and release the Epstein files—justice and transparency can’t wait! 🕵️‍♂️💥
#EpsteinFiles #Justice #Transparency #BreakingNews #TruthMatters #ViralNews #TrendingNow #Accountability #WatchThis #ExposeTheTruth
November 1, 2025 at 8:08 AM
epsteindark.bsky.social
The public deserves full transparency. Every file tied to the Epstein case should be made public—no more secrecy, only truth. 🕵️‍♀️ #EpsteinFiles #Transparency
#TruthMatters #AccountabilityNow #JusticeForAll #UnsealTheFiles #PublicRightToKnow #BreakingNews #MediaWatch #CivicWatch #TrendingNow #ViralTalk
October 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
epsteindark.bsky.social
Cool. Now do the right thing — release the #EpsteinFiles. 🔍 The world deserves full transparency and accountability. 🧾 #TruthMatters #Justice #BreakingNews #ViralNews #Accountability
October 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
epsteindark.bsky.social
It’s time for full transparency — the Epstein files should be made public. The truth deserves to be known. 🕊️
#EpsteinFiles #Transparency #Accountability #TruthMatters #BreakingNews #Justice
October 21, 2025 at 1:47 PM
epsteindark.bsky.social
People are calling for full transparency and accountability — time to bring hidden truths to light. 🔍✨

#Transparency #Accountability #JusticeForAll #TruthMatters #ViralNews #BreakingUpdate #GlobalTalk
iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 23d
"Release the Epstein files!"
October 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
epsteindark.bsky.social
During a heated exchange, Rep. Jamie Raskin pressed Kash Patel on document transparency, urging the full release of related files. The discussion quickly drew attention online. 🏛️🔥

#USPolitics #JamieRaskin #KashPatel #Congress #Transparency #Accountability #PoliticalNews #BreakingNews #TrendingNow
October 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
epsteindark.bsky.social
Some folks sure seem to have selective memory when it comes to big news. Maybe it’s just “pamnesia”? Stay informed and question what’s being reported. #StayInformed #CriticalThinking #MediaWatch #SelectiveMemory
October 15, 2025 at 3:14 PM
epsteindark.bsky.social
Healthcare is a basic right — not a privilege. Yet millions are losing coverage due to recent GOP policies. Even if the government shuts down, we’ll keep fighting for you and your right to care.

#HealthcareForAll #StandWithUs #PeopleOverPolitics #ProtectCare #RightToHealth #WeStandTall
aoc.bsky.social Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · Oct 1
We believe healthcare is a right for every American.

But starting today, millions of people will be notified that they are being priced out of their insurance thanks to Republican policies.

Enough is enough. The GOP may shut down the government, but we will stand tall for YOU.
October 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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markhamillofficial.bsky.social
Mabel & I hope all our fellow Californians vote YES on Prop. 50!

#FightFireWithFire
October 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
epsteindark.bsky.social
🗣️ AOC: “I am the people I work for.” Powerful words reminding us who real leadership serves — the people. 💪🇺🇸 #AOC #Leadership #Politics #Quote #Trending
isabelsantos.bsky.social Isabel Santos @isabelsantos.bsky.social · Oct 10
AOC “I am the people I work for.”
October 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social
AOC: "If the Government shuts down, they are going to act like it wasn't their decision; it is their decision."
September 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
epsteindark.bsky.social
Jimmy Kimmel is back at it, taking new shots at Trump once again.
Late-night heat! Kimmel returns swinging at Trump 🔥

#JimmyKimmel #DonaldTrump #LateNightTalk #PoliticalHumor #TrendingNow #ViralNews #ComedyClash #TVMoments #KimmelLive #USPolitics
October 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
epsteindark.bsky.social
Trump won’t release the #EpsteinFiles, but we’ll find out who stopped his escalator 🚨 #TruthWillComeOut #JusticeForAll #ViralVideo #ForYou #TrendingNow
September 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
epsteindark.bsky.social
Trump couldn’t find the truth with GPS and a tour guide.” 🧭🙈
axeedge.bsky.social axeedge.bsky.social @axeedge.bsky.social · Sep 23
It’s the way he works “distraction”. Censorship of reporters, attack satirists who make humour of his failings, etc. etc. he keeps up a barrage of so called news items to feed the right wing press.
Meanwhile, the Epstein file and other incriminating material still remains hidden from public view
September 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
epsteindark.bsky.social
The article is not defamatory.
lesleyabravanel.bsky.social Lesley Abravanel🥂🪩 @lesleyabravanel.bsky.social · Sep 22
Dow Jones and News Corp. file motion to dismiss Trump lawsuit over Epstein 'birthday book'. First, they write, “the Article is true.” Second, they say, "The article is not defamatory." www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
Live updates: Trump and RFK Jr. hold briefing on autism
Live updates: Trump earlier said he thought the use of acetaminophen was "a very big factor" in raising the risk of autism.
www.nbcnews.com
September 23, 2025 at 2:46 PM
epsteindark.bsky.social
So many white people in one sports arena — record-breaking!
Trump’s racist, Epstein-covering, white nationalist fan club hyped themselves up… no one else cares.
free-press.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy Aure Free Press :verified: @free-press.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · Sep 22
KLAN MEETING IN AZ SUNDAY

Have you EVER seen so many white people gathered at a sports arena before - me neither!

Trump's racist, white nationalist, Epstein file hiding, group of morons celebrated themselves because no one else will!
#aurefreepress #News […]

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September 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
epsteindark.bsky.social
Thinking differently” is for art, tastes, and pastimes… not what’s happening here.
authorstuartmiller.bsky.social Aut. Stuart Miller 📖✍️🤓 @authorstuartmiller.bsky.social · Sep 22
It's not "thinking differently"... Thinking differently applies to music, food, hobbies, etc.

Human/civil rights, DEI, etc. is about morals, principles, etc.

When you hate DEI, LGBTQIA, skin colors, etc. but support, fascism, tyranny, distress, cruelty, violence, etc.

I take serious issue w/ this
I don't fuck with: - fascists - racists - propaganda news - genocide - maga - ice - memorializing podcasters who spew hate - epstein file deniers - hate speech - lynching - transphobic people - homophobic people - holocaust deniers - non-qualified elected officials - anti-vaccine disinformation - mass shootings -victim shaming/blaming -rape culture
September 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
epsteindark.bsky.social
When the evidence is out, the guilty start sweating 💦 #StopHidingIt"
September 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
epsteindark.bsky.social
Trump reportedly plans to fire the US attorney for refusing to press false charges against NY AG Letitia James. ⚖️🚨 #AbuseOfPower #PoliticalDrama #AccountabilityMatters
September 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM
epsteindark.bsky.social
The Epstein files. The Epstein cover-up. Signalgate. Illegal pressure on comedians and intimidation of news outlets. The Putin situation. Repeated extrajudicial killings of civilians in international waters. And now the Homan cover-up… any one of these alone could be grounds for impeachment!
joedelong.bsky.social Joe DeLong @joedelong.bsky.social · Sep 21
The Epstein files. The Epstein file coverup. Signalgate. Illegal pressure to take comedians off the air and intimidate news outlets. The Putin stuff. Repeated extrajudicial killings of civilians in international waters. And now the Homan coverup . . . ANY ONE OF THESE THINGS IS IMPEACHABLE!
September 21, 2025 at 6:09 PM
epsteindark.bsky.social
politician smiling while stuffing cash in suit.
September 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM