John Halo
epicmasterchief.bsky.social
John Halo
@epicmasterchief.bsky.social
This is Spartan 117
If you can’t take the skeet get out of the skitchen
July 9, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Exiled for 1,000 years in Babeland
June 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I heard there was a crazy move
That Haliey did and it pleased a dude
But you don't believe in spittin on it do ya?

Hawk tuuuuu aaaaahhhh
Haaaaawwwk tuuuuu aaaaaaaaahhhh
June 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Madam Babe President get down that latte has dairy!!
June 21, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Set your watch to Babes o'Clock
May 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Babe City is the capitol of the state of Babe Island (Formerly Rhode Island)
April 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Babe City boasts the #1 spot for instagram followers per capita and it's also #3 for coal exports nationally
April 20, 2025 at 3:29 PM
There may be synergistic effects between babes and yummy food but the research is inconclusive so far
April 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
The food critic was able to make a lucrative income based on his work and even bought a nice downtown flat. You could really say he ate himself into house and home
March 31, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I'm paranoid of blowing up my back muscles now cause I caught a glance of myself slouching in the mirror and it looked like some real notre dame shit
March 31, 2025 at 9:34 PM
They caught mergan werlan trying to be epic behind the scenes at saturday night live
March 31, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Need to stop critiquing the old people’s form in my head at the gym they’re just looking for something fun to do before they pass on
March 31, 2025 at 2:50 PM
That fourth Bourne movie is so quaint in retrospect. It’s all about the Snowden leaks and Facebook privacy breeches. I forgot these were things people used to give a shit about
March 31, 2025 at 12:39 AM
In another life I wrote a billion dollar advertising slogan

Food: It’s What’s Yummy
March 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
we are the nephews of the uncles who wouldn’t say sorry for party rocking
March 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
They need to come out with a pizza that has zero calories
March 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Hey! Anita! Leave those games alone. All in all you’re just a— nother fake gamer girl
March 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
British people be like Love, that's dog shite
March 28, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I'm so jacked that the small of my back has become the large of my back
March 28, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Depressed snail: I feel like I'm on borrowed slime
March 28, 2025 at 12:06 PM
“It takes all kinds”

WRONG. It takes two maybe three kinds of people
March 28, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Girls have emojis that normal people haven't even heard of
March 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Just ate yummy food!
March 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
If peanut butter is so great how come there’s no peanut butter 2
March 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
One of the most satisfying things you can do is call people assumed to be intelligent a dumb fuck, low IQ etc…
March 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM