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I've been comparing Calliope from Homestuck and Ralsei from Deltarune for years now. This definitely doesn't mean anything, but I'm having fun with it.
A 16:9 image of black text on a white background. The image is split down the middle by a vertical black line. On the left is an image of the character Calliope from Homestuck. Below her is the following text: - Is a secret third thing (cherub). - Has never met another person ever (before dying). - Knows a ton of things about what will happen in her friends' futures, but can't tell them. - Longs to hang out with her friends IRL but can't. - Is a polite cinnamon roll with no self-esteem. - Is british for some reason. - Green and black and white color scheme. - Hooded robes that she never wears. (arrow pointing at a small image of said robes) - Horn headband. On the right side of the image is a picture of the character Ralsei from Deltarune. Below him is the following text: - Is a secret third thing (darkner). - Has never met another person ever (before Ch. 1). - Knows a ton of things about what will happen in his friends' futures, but can't tell them. - Longs to hang out with his friends IRL but can't. - Is a polite cinnamon roll with no self-esteem. - Is occasionally british for some reason. - Green and black and white color scheme. - Hooded robes that he never wears. (arrow pointing at a small image of said robes) - Horn headband.
November 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
ephmeow.bsky.social
holy shit i love finnish
A screenshot of text that reads as follows: Pages in category "Finnish compound terms" The following 200 pages are in this category, out of 87,489 total.
September 22, 2025 at 1:02 PM
ephmeow.bsky.social
me when i die in Silksong:
a cropped screenshot of Hollow Knight: Silksong, focusing on text that says "Damned bugs..."
September 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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hornet watching every person who gave silksong a negative review after only playing for 5 hours get blended into pulp
September 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
ephmeow.bsky.social
OOPS
September 4, 2025 at 2:28 PM
ephmeow.bsky.social
you're literally trolling on purpose, stop it
August 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
ephmeow.bsky.social
a screenshot of a discord dm. someone named Malady said "ouugggh" and then posted a gif from Deltarune chapter 3's introduction, said gif being Tenna shooting a pipis, and captioned it "spamton's prostate".
August 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
ephmeow.bsky.social
An image of a bicycle tire pump. The pump is blue with a black handle and a black base. It is on a white background.
June 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
ephmeow.bsky.social
it broke e6 too lmao
June 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
ephmeow.bsky.social
STOP BUYING DELTARUNE FOR A FEW MINUTES PLEASE I NEED TO BUY IT
June 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
ephmeow.bsky.social
this came to me in a vision
an extremely shitty looking meme image that has a white box that says: "Teacher: alright class, today we're gonna finger paint". below that is an absurdly crusty image of Jimmy Neutron (Boy Genius), captioned: "KID WITH A KNACK FOR INVENTION".
January 4, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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an edit of the image in the quoted post, but most of the letters are whited out so that the only remaining letters are N u t t e ! (his N ut )
January 4, 2025 at 1:33 PM
ephmeow.bsky.social
If the first sentence on your fan-made wiki article doesn't have at least 6 line breaks, are you really pulling your weight as an eldritch god of knowledge?
A very long single sentence from the website uesp.net. Every title is in bold test and there is an additional citation every few words. Hermaeus Mora (sometimes spelled "Hoermius", "Hormaius", "Herm'us", or "Herma Mora"), the Daedra Prince of Forbidden Knowledge, the Demon of Knowledge, the One Who Knows, the Master of the Tides of Fate, Gardener of Men, Prince of Fate, Lord of Secrets, the Keeper of Forbidden Knowledge, the Golden Eye, the Great Eye, Ur-Daedra, the Abyssal Cephaliarch, Old Antecedent, Scryer, He Who Records All Knowledge, Inevitable Knower, Lord of Fate and Knowledge, also known to the ancient Atmorans and Bosmer as Herma-Mora, the Woodland Man or "that which speaks in the wastes," to the Ayleids as Hyrma Mora, and to the Khajiit as the Tide King and Hermorah, is a Daedric Prince whose sphere is forbidden knowledge, hidden shoals, whirlpools, and sudden squalls, destiny, and the scrying of the tides of Fate, weaving his way through the past and future as read in the stars and heavens, and in whose dominion are "the treasures of knowledge and memory".
December 20, 2024 at 3:18 AM
ephmeow.bsky.social
assuming this is a 'would tf into' bingo card, i didn't get a bingo :(
A custom bingo sheet reading 'Homleys TF Bingo' and displaying a 5 by 5 grid of character portraits. Some of the portraits are marked with a teal X to indicate that they have been selected. The portraits, from left to right then top to bottom are: Ralsei from Deltarune (marked with an X), a fox character I don't know from Night in The Woods, a duck character I don't know, Puro from Changed (marked with an X), a male rito that I forgot the name of from either Breath of the Wild or Tears of the Kingdom, a rito that I don't know the name or gender of from either Breath of the Wild or Tears of the Kingdom, Cinderace from Pokemon (marked with an X), Morgana from Persona (marked with a big X), Flick from Animal Crossing: New Horizons (marked with an X), Cofi from Chikn Nuggit (marked with a big X), The Lamb from Cult of the Lamb (marked with an X), a silly looking gray cartoon cat that I do not recognize, a characterless Free Space in the middle of the bingo board (marked with an X), Slushi from Chikn Nuggit (marked with an X), Sylveon from Pokemon (marked with an X), a cartoon chibi raccoon in a blue hat and red scarf that I do not recognize, Falco Lombardi from Super Smash Brothers, the main character from Night in the Woods, Mew from Pokemon (marked with an X), Sasha from Animal Crossing (marked with an X), Snivy from Pokemon (marked with a huge X), that weird dog from I think One Piece, Midna from Twilight Princess (marked with a big X), a weird looking 3d tuxedo cat with a crown on, and a strange mascot-looking character that I don't know how to describe at all.
December 12, 2024 at 3:28 AM