Fedex won’t let Australians send Vegemite overseas. I’m pretty sure that’s a violation of our 1st Amendment
to spread Vegemite to every corner of the unwilling world. Shall we set the protest march for Monday? This is obviously an urgent problem.

We’re working on Hastie’s leadership campaign. Let us know which one grabs you.

Sneak peak at Ita’s portrait.

Australia is 81st in the world for
fixed broadband speeds.

You can check out NZ (8Gbps), Canada (8Gbps) and US (10Gbps) for max broadband speeds as a starting point where Australia can’t even crack 1Gbps.

Dutton runs an election campaign like he runs a police pursuit. Too fast, too swervey, and too upside down. #auspol

When Peter Dutton overestimates his abilities, taxpayers always foot the bill.
#auspol

How often would Headspace staff see the cause of mental anguish and depression stroll through their door and try to gaslight them about the origin of the misery?
#auspol

I started a deity tracking service over the break. So far about 2/3rds complete. 😃

Available on all good Amazons.

US: www.amazon.com/Wheres-Your-...
Aus: www.amazon.com.au/Wheres-Your-...
UK: www.amazon.co.uk/Wheres-Your-...
Canada: www.amazon.ca/Wheres-Your-...

#WhereIsYourGod

We’re almost at the creation date for one of the big 2,000+ deities. If you want to find the other 2,000+ gods be sure to get Where’s Your God? A god-tier word search puzzle at any good Amazon geo.
#WheresYourGod

I’m here, where is the queue for the rebellion?