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@enthusmiasma.bsky.social
Newspaperdy; chickentender; varmint trapper; #ThisOldHoe; graphic artish; liberal Arkie; #tunegoon; Aquarius, Rat; discontent generator; mildly Whovian; INFP; multinontheist; Gen X; augur of doom; editorial We.
"That's an expansive list, kid. Maybe scale back this year."
December 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
"That's an expansive list, kid. Maybe scale back this year."
"Ho! Ho! Ho! Your daddy's on Grindr. Don't tell mommy!"
December 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
"Ho! Ho! Ho! Your daddy's on Grindr. Don't tell mommy!"
Whatever brings you happiness.
December 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Whatever brings you happiness.
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I see you're hitting the hard stuff.
December 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I see you're hitting the hard stuff.
That jacket was cut well for a cheapie.
December 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
That jacket was cut well for a cheapie.
"Santa's going to eat your soul, ho, ho, ho!"
December 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
"Santa's going to eat your soul, ho, ho, ho!"
December 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
December 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
"Glamorous vibes flow once Neptune activates this evening, but you should avoid throwing money at extravagant items or indulgences for now."
No tab at the bar. Got it.
No tab at the bar. Got it.
December 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
"Glamorous vibes flow once Neptune activates this evening, but you should avoid throwing money at extravagant items or indulgences for now."
No tab at the bar. Got it.
No tab at the bar. Got it.
"By externalizing what's going on in your head, the issue is somehow easier to handle. Keeping it all inside gives it very little room to move around."
Rude.
Rude.
December 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
"By externalizing what's going on in your head, the issue is somehow easier to handle. Keeping it all inside gives it very little room to move around."
Rude.
Rude.
Bird attacks cornbread. I get it, Stan, I get it.
December 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Bird attacks cornbread. I get it, Stan, I get it.
Birth of a new cornbread means the leftover old cornbread goes to Stanley, who valiantly has agreed to dispatch with it.
December 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Birth of a new cornbread means the leftover old cornbread goes to Stanley, who valiantly has agreed to dispatch with it.
There are some who say the bird is naughty.
December 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
There are some who say the bird is naughty.
Anyone want to lick the margarine cup?
December 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Anyone want to lick the margarine cup?
I'm tired of grandpa's make-a-wish.
December 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I'm tired of grandpa's make-a-wish.