Tyler Wengerd
@enigmango.bsky.social
I see you and I have an understanding | Cincy/NKY | he/him | http://wengerd.org
i have one of those minimal wallets that only holds three cards, my Live card, my Laugh card, and a Love card that i found on the street that belongs to someone named Blair
January 16, 2026 at 5:09 PM
i have one of those minimal wallets that only holds three cards, my Live card, my Laugh card, and a Love card that i found on the street that belongs to someone named Blair
I can make an unusual noise! Would you like to hear it? Well, perhaps sometime.
January 16, 2026 at 3:19 AM
I can make an unusual noise! Would you like to hear it? Well, perhaps sometime.
that's a given
which's a taken
whence's a derivation
whereupon's an ascertainment
which's a taken
whence's a derivation
whereupon's an ascertainment
December 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
that's a given
which's a taken
whence's a derivation
whereupon's an ascertainment
which's a taken
whence's a derivation
whereupon's an ascertainment
the duck says
QUACK QUACK
and the duck feels
RETICENT
because the duck, it just
MADE A LIL MESS BREAKING A CARAFE WHILE IN A HOT RAGE
QUACK QUACK
and the duck feels
RETICENT
because the duck, it just
MADE A LIL MESS BREAKING A CARAFE WHILE IN A HOT RAGE
November 18, 2025 at 4:47 AM
the duck says
QUACK QUACK
and the duck feels
RETICENT
because the duck, it just
MADE A LIL MESS BREAKING A CARAFE WHILE IN A HOT RAGE
QUACK QUACK
and the duck feels
RETICENT
because the duck, it just
MADE A LIL MESS BREAKING A CARAFE WHILE IN A HOT RAGE
Frantically compressing the vapors in my refrigerator by hand. Almost there
November 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Frantically compressing the vapors in my refrigerator by hand. Almost there
Well, the juggernaut crepe is very popular, but, wow, it sure changes people
November 9, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Well, the juggernaut crepe is very popular, but, wow, it sure changes people
it's been about 3 years now and my roof still hasn't grown any new shingles. should i cut back on the watering?
September 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
it's been about 3 years now and my roof still hasn't grown any new shingles. should i cut back on the watering?
Trapped between a trapped and a between
August 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Trapped between a trapped and a between
Well heaven and horses strike me silly
July 31, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Well heaven and horses strike me silly
Galleonfest is back! Did it ever really leave? Yeah, it did. It left hard and crushed us in its wake. The paperwork still keeps piling up in the abandoned office. But it's back baby!
April 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Galleonfest is back! Did it ever really leave? Yeah, it did. It left hard and crushed us in its wake. The paperwork still keeps piling up in the abandoned office. But it's back baby!
I have also been produced in association
March 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I have also been produced in association
In this diagram, we see ourselves, because we are stuck in this diagram. Aw man
February 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
In this diagram, we see ourselves, because we are stuck in this diagram. Aw man
today at an unfamiliar gas station i entered (area code) + 867-5309 when prompted for a phone number. the screen then asked:
"are you hojambro? YES/NO"
hell YES i am, we are all hojambro
"are you hojambro? YES/NO"
hell YES i am, we are all hojambro
January 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
today at an unfamiliar gas station i entered (area code) + 867-5309 when prompted for a phone number. the screen then asked:
"are you hojambro? YES/NO"
hell YES i am, we are all hojambro
"are you hojambro? YES/NO"
hell YES i am, we are all hojambro
You've got your flats, your sharps, your punished, and your blessed. We watch them all here.
January 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
You've got your flats, your sharps, your punished, and your blessed. We watch them all here.
No, dreamtime has been green on all our maps since the first Big Gap. Are you using a Small Gap map?
January 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
No, dreamtime has been green on all our maps since the first Big Gap. Are you using a Small Gap map?
"we put the 'car' in 'carpenter ant'" – not a bad slogan brett but it's not fresh nor zesty
January 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
"we put the 'car' in 'carpenter ant'" – not a bad slogan brett but it's not fresh nor zesty
from this distance, these cities and people and cars look like vanilla beans, viscid and scrapeable
January 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
from this distance, these cities and people and cars look like vanilla beans, viscid and scrapeable
"Thump!", it thumped
January 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
"Thump!", it thumped
yonder zither ain't just for decoration, now
January 19, 2025 at 3:27 AM
yonder zither ain't just for decoration, now
this receipt just says "the sun and moon", so like maybe we can give you store credit?
January 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
this receipt just says "the sun and moon", so like maybe we can give you store credit?
Oh dear, you've found me gumming up the works with my AG 5050 Orange and Apple Anvil Shears again, huh? Here, have an orange
January 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Oh dear, you've found me gumming up the works with my AG 5050 Orange and Apple Anvil Shears again, huh? Here, have an orange
Happy Fribsday
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Fribsday
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December 11, 2024 at 4:02 AM
Happy Fribsday
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"too many shipwrecks, not enough sirens"
December 6, 2024 at 5:14 PM
"too many shipwrecks, not enough sirens"