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Documenting the Engrish phenomenon from East Asia and around the world!

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Get refill where this is a line…
We have hornets outside… Photo courtesy of Sarah B. Spotted in Japan at an Expo.
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January 6, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Aged to perfection…
Photo courtesy of Ryan Shepherd. Spotted in Korea.
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January 5, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Don’t worry – he’ll outgrow them…
That’s from his Father’s side… Photo courtesy of J.P. Spotted in China.
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January 5, 2026 at 10:16 PM
I take pride in my theft…
Only you can prevent private property… Photo courtesy of Ryan Shepherd. Spotted in Japan.
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January 5, 2026 at 10:16 PM
I get those a lot…
Better get the tissues… Photo courtesy of Ryan Shepherd. Spotted in Korea.
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January 5, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Chef Boy-ar-Dee finally confessed…
Don’t believe anything Rigatoni tells you… Photo courtesy of Roy Epp. Spotted in Korea.
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January 5, 2026 at 10:16 PM
She’s working on that smell…
Consult a doctor if the hickey changes color…   Photo courtesy of Roxi. T-shirt spotted in Japan.
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January 5, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Sorry, no Christmas this year…
Photo courtesy of Edward Hui. Originally posted in 2008.
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January 5, 2026 at 10:16 PM
I’m glad I came!
Please tell me you’re not pregnant… Photo courtesy of Roxi. T-shirt spotted in Japan.
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December 31, 2025 at 10:16 PM
My daily is most now…
I expected really same… Photo courtesy of Ross Weal. Spotted in Japan.
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December 31, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The real pup cup…
Mint chocolate lab… Photo courtesy of Rob Shesol. Menu found in Armenia.
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December 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Abump Agummy
Gotta love aduty free… Photo courtesy of Richard Price. Spotted in China.
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December 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Pay Rent
Make Money Photo courtesy of Richard Price.  Spotted in China.
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December 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
It’s good enough!
Let’s enjoy delicious time… Photo courtesy of Richard Jefferis. Spotted in Japan.
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December 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
All greation is rejoicing…
I can’t sleap on Christmas Eve… Photo courtesy of Richard Banville. Spotted in Japan.
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December 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
They are touching exhibits…
Some of the tour is inappropriate… Photo courtesy of R. Dodhia. Spotted in Japan.
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December 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
You’re young and still horrifying…
Hard to drive when I get liquor head… Photo courtesy of R. Malkuch. Spotted in China.
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December 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
No sir, I do not know which glape…
Landscapers swear by it… Photo courtesy Phil Sussmann. Menu found in Japan.
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December 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Anything can be dipped if you’re brave enough…
I blame climate change… Photo courtesy of B. Rubrecht. Spotted in Japan.
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December 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Turd Baby
Billy, this is your little brother… Photo courtesy of PG Winsor. Spotted in Taiwan.
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December 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
That’s exactly why I’m sitting here…
Strangely, it’s right next to the announcer… Photo courtesy of Dario T. Spotted in Japan.
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December 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
We cater exclusively to those organisms…
I’m not saying there’s aliens, but, there’s aliens… Photo copyright Engrish.com. Shampoo from Japan.
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December 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Cool. Er, what is it?
Be better if it weren’t made in China… Photo courtesy of Peter W.
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December 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
There will be hairs…
By law we can’t call it fresh… Photo courtesy of Martin Fackler. Spotted in Korea.
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December 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I’m not into name brans…
It’s the bran you trust… Photo courtesy of Peter Wisniewski. Plastic tray spotted in Japan.
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December 9, 2025 at 10:37 PM