everything that happened at my high school was unfortunately insane

catholic school is an entire other beast this same teacher threw a bowling ball at me and several other people once

i had a teacher who gave me a large book and told me to hit the kid in front of me in the head whenever he was being annoying. and i did! that kid deserves to wish death on us both sorry chris coleman

Reminiscent of sorry to bother you if told from a different perspective tbh!!

Hell yea

ariana grande is gonna wear this by end of year

LOASG made my top five which is baffling (but also I switched music services mid year)

I will tell you all the story of learning that my mother doesn't salt the mashed potatoes

Ya got me!!!!

Chris Rock has been very antagonistic towards Will Smith this entire ceremony.