Oh look, I found a loophole for #swarla
If Carla & Lisa get married before Becky's death is legally cancelled by a court of law, then it wouldn't be considered bigamy

Still think these points stand, regardless of technicalities

Like, wtaf is this?

Ticketmaster Just mocking me now, 5 results where exactly?

Apparently there are 5 tickets left, you can only click on blue sections - find the tickets???

Need someone to explain to train companies that this is not a window seat

I'm sorry, there's a Hadestown loyalty card? Why have other musicals never done this? I could have won every ETAJ prize in existence

Actually, do you know what? If Lisa Swain removed her dead wife's ring for me, told me she was all mine, & then welcomed my nephew into our new house I would be proposing to her in a heartbeat... Roll on proposal #2 #coronationstreet #swarla
(Although, I am slightly sad that it's not Lisa asking)

Okay, fine, today's episode made me interested again... I love a good conspiracy theory, & it feels like there were a whole lot of very dodgy people involved in whatever it was Becky was mixed up in #coronationstreet

I have no coherent thoughts in my head right now, so here, have this very literal summary of today's #swarla Friday

How it started How it's going

Still stand by this btw
#coronationstreet
#swarla have only added 3 little pecks & a forehead kiss since I posted this

Will I ever stop looking for Reepicheep in the place where the sky and water meet? #Narnia

Yeah, taken from my account on the bird app, but in an episode last year Nikki made a comment about being a little bit into ladies #silentwitness