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Sweet. For that top movie when you were 10 predicting how next year will go: apparently I will cleverly exploit a fatal flaw in a big horrid system and I’ll blow it all up. Huzzah!
December 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
December 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Saw Farewell My Concubine matinee alone in a theater in Paris. The concessions person walked down the aisle just for me with her tray of snacks; I said Non merci. (I’d brought a bar of chocolate.)
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Once again had to shout FUCK YOU, ST. LOUIS because it(s roads) deserved it.
December 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
With dog as our copilot.
December 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
My god I found the motherlode of @lundsandbyerlys.bsky.social clearance candy and tons of #abdullahcandies
November 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Huge win in St. Paul for Arrested Development fans
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Change one letter, ruin a candy.

Bum Bar OR Bun Barf
Salted Gut Roll
#localangle (Pearson’s)
October 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
October 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Went to a Norwegian service and afterwards busted out my Norwegian on the pastor:
Hvor ligger sildefabrikken?

(Where is the herring factory?)
October 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Oh everyone is now outdoors doing yardwork. My most common way to learn the Vs lost
October 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Jeezus H Louise
October 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Shazam, but for who is the architect of a building
September 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Slightly diminish a book:

The Slightly Peckish Caterpillar
Hairy Potter (any)
The Raisins of Wrath
The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Hoot
Bored of the Rings
Hey Misérables!
Their Eyes were Watching TV
Teary in H Mart
Like Water for Cocoa Powder
The Shortstop in the Rye
September 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
“in a tube top and shorts”
September 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Hey @punsultant.bsky.social you interested in this?
August 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Reposted by Enaj
To whoever screamed “LOOK! IT’S SENATOR WHAT’S HER FACE!” at the State Fair, I hope you have an incredible day 😂
August 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
You’re telling me a radioactive shrimp fried this rice?
August 20, 2025 at 1:53 PM
August 16, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The sped-up-then-stuck ferris wheel in NE reminds me of when The Enterprise broke and people were stuck spinning for 20 minutes.
August 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Remember the Mexican guy who loves Txxxx, who threatened that w/o T we'd have taco trucks on every corner? Well since then a Mexican place opened up 2 blocks to my west, and a month ago another place 3 blocks to my east. HA!

Got a breakfast sandwich this morning for $4.99.
July 29, 2025 at 1:56 PM
The correct past tense is “milkshook duck”
July 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I’ve finished Cher: The Memoir, Part 1. It’s very good!

#cher
July 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Josie, the good dog at the car place
July 18, 2025 at 8:21 PM