Eric M. Scharf ™
@emscharf.bsky.social
Dad of dos, husband, writer, and creative management specialist for the greater software industry (#XR, #Games, #MobileApps) since 1991. #TheTorturedCowboysFan™
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Will #AmericasTeam play as DESPERATELY and DETERMINED as the #KansasCityChiefs? Will the #DallasCowboys CONTINUE TO BUILD upon the second leg of their TOUR DE TRAUMA (PHI, KC, @ DET) to trigger all the HATERS into even more DISBELIEF? #WeShallSeeWeAlwaysDo #HappyThanksgiving2025
November 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Will #AmericasTeam play as DESPERATELY and DETERMINED as the #KansasCityChiefs? Will the #DallasCowboys CONTINUE TO BUILD upon the second leg of their TOUR DE TRAUMA (PHI, KC, @ DET) to trigger all the HATERS into even more DISBELIEF? #WeShallSeeWeAlwaysDo #HappyThanksgiving2025
The last time Dallas played KC, they KNEW what to do, but #KellenMoore's offense largely withdrew. "2021-2022 Regular Season: Cowboys’ Offense Scared And Unprepared In KC With Las Vegas Latest From The AFC West Aiming To Turn Dallas Into A Turkey" - emscharf.com/blogs/ttcf/t...
November 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The last time Dallas played KC, they KNEW what to do, but #KellenMoore's offense largely withdrew. "2021-2022 Regular Season: Cowboys’ Offense Scared And Unprepared In KC With Las Vegas Latest From The AFC West Aiming To Turn Dallas Into A Turkey" - emscharf.com/blogs/ttcf/t...
"Don't mean to be rude, but IT'S THANKSGIVING, my dude! Got all that stress OUTTA' YOUR SYSTEM?" you joyously inquire (perhaps overlooking how Dallas MAY become the next BBQ victim for a visiting KC squad that has ZERO DESIRE in seeing its POSTSEASON PARTICIPATION streak expire).
November 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
"Don't mean to be rude, but IT'S THANKSGIVING, my dude! Got all that stress OUTTA' YOUR SYSTEM?" you joyously inquire (perhaps overlooking how Dallas MAY become the next BBQ victim for a visiting KC squad that has ZERO DESIRE in seeing its POSTSEASON PARTICIPATION streak expire).
YEAH, Yeah, yeah, "what about" the Rams' #GreatestShowOnTurf (w/ #IsaacBruce, #TorryHolt, #AzZahirHakim, and #RickyProehl) or the Vikings' #ThreeDeep (w/ #CrisCarter, #RandyMoss, and #JakeReed). THE POINT? "[SCORE] what you can when you can," before defenses catch onto your plan.
November 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
YEAH, Yeah, yeah, "what about" the Rams' #GreatestShowOnTurf (w/ #IsaacBruce, #TorryHolt, #AzZahirHakim, and #RickyProehl) or the Vikings' #ThreeDeep (w/ #CrisCarter, #RandyMoss, and #JakeReed). THE POINT? "[SCORE] what you can when you can," before defenses catch onto your plan.
#IfOnly Dallas' OFF was as pre-cap DEEP AND LETHAL as #JackPardee's #RunAndShoot (w/ #ErnestGivens, #HaywoodJeffires, and #DrewHill), there would be less concern over SLOW STARTS and an inability to AGGRESSIVELY SCOOT. Ferguson, Turpin, and Flournoy offer "inconsistent" backfill.
November 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
#IfOnly Dallas' OFF was as pre-cap DEEP AND LETHAL as #JackPardee's #RunAndShoot (w/ #ErnestGivens, #HaywoodJeffires, and #DrewHill), there would be less concern over SLOW STARTS and an inability to AGGRESSIVELY SCOOT. Ferguson, Turpin, and Flournoy offer "inconsistent" backfill.
"MOST of the usual suspects?" you TEASE (as ONE particular offensive weapon, outside of a FABULOUS 48-YARD FETCH, seemed too busy scratchin' MENTAL FLEAS and causing fans to retch). #CeeDeeLamb RELIVING a WEEK 1 focus jam? Negative celebrity for dipping into #DezDrop territory?
November 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
"MOST of the usual suspects?" you TEASE (as ONE particular offensive weapon, outside of a FABULOUS 48-YARD FETCH, seemed too busy scratchin' MENTAL FLEAS and causing fans to retch). #CeeDeeLamb RELIVING a WEEK 1 focus jam? Negative celebrity for dipping into #DezDrop territory?
"BONUS" Comment: While the #MentallyMessyMen of SCHOTTENHEIMER seemingly WENT OUT OF THEIR WAY to self-destruct like a faulty fire of OPPENHEIMER, [a handful of] the #DallasCowboys OVERCAME THEIR TYPICAL #InTheMoment LAME to DEFEAT the Eagles 24-21 in an ABSOLUTELY MUST-WIN GAME!
November 24, 2025 at 4:39 AM
"BONUS" Comment: While the #MentallyMessyMen of SCHOTTENHEIMER seemingly WENT OUT OF THEIR WAY to self-destruct like a faulty fire of OPPENHEIMER, [a handful of] the #DallasCowboys OVERCAME THEIR TYPICAL #InTheMoment LAME to DEFEAT the Eagles 24-21 in an ABSOLUTELY MUST-WIN GAME!
Will Dallas PUT IT ALL TOGETHER on the first leg of CONTENDER WEATHER (defeathering Philly today, BBQing KC on #Thanksgiving, and being adroit at Detroit)? Or NO GO? Will #DakPrescott become the Cowboys ALL-TIME LEADING PASSER with a DOMINANT AERIAL GASSER? #WeShallSeeWeAlwaysDo.
November 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Will Dallas PUT IT ALL TOGETHER on the first leg of CONTENDER WEATHER (defeathering Philly today, BBQing KC on #Thanksgiving, and being adroit at Detroit)? Or NO GO? Will #DakPrescott become the Cowboys ALL-TIME LEADING PASSER with a DOMINANT AERIAL GASSER? #WeShallSeeWeAlwaysDo.
The KEY diff in QUALITY OF PLAY came Dallas' #DUHfense performing like a DEFENSE, whose merciful awakening the limited Raiders offense COULD NOT SWAY. #TheTorturedCowboysFan is all about FUNCTIONING #FromTheInsideOut. #QuinnenWilliams and #KennyClark provided a MIX TO HELP FIX.
November 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The KEY diff in QUALITY OF PLAY came Dallas' #DUHfense performing like a DEFENSE, whose merciful awakening the limited Raiders offense COULD NOT SWAY. #TheTorturedCowboysFan is all about FUNCTIONING #FromTheInsideOut. #QuinnenWilliams and #KennyClark provided a MIX TO HELP FIX.
After two of his very best weapons had earned a brief benching during THEIR FIRST SERIES, #DakPrescott welcomed #GeorgePickens and #CeeDeeLamb to join the rest of their STARTING SQUAD to develop some OFFENSIVE FLURRIES (causing overwhelmed defenders to shout "OH, MY GAWD!").
November 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
After two of his very best weapons had earned a brief benching during THEIR FIRST SERIES, #DakPrescott welcomed #GeorgePickens and #CeeDeeLamb to join the rest of their STARTING SQUAD to develop some OFFENSIVE FLURRIES (causing overwhelmed defenders to shout "OH, MY GAWD!").
#CowboysNation: Last Monday night, the #DallasCowboys - physically refreshed yet still emotionally subdued - were on a 3-5-1 MISSION OF SURVIVAL so imbued, leaning into recently recovered and new arrivals. They visited Vegas to ROLL THE DICE. The 33-16 victory was RATHER NICE.
November 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
#CowboysNation: Last Monday night, the #DallasCowboys - physically refreshed yet still emotionally subdued - were on a 3-5-1 MISSION OF SURVIVAL so imbued, leaning into recently recovered and new arrivals. They visited Vegas to ROLL THE DICE. The 33-16 victory was RATHER NICE.
#Heart? The #DallasCowboys have long been #AllOrNothing, with very lil' in the middle to keep seemingly superior opponents from PULLING OUT THEIR STUFFING. THEIR #ByeWeek - like so many others - represents a RESET as long as they have the heart to TAKE #TheArtOfHeart BET.
November 17, 2025 at 11:54 PM
#Heart? The #DallasCowboys have long been #AllOrNothing, with very lil' in the middle to keep seemingly superior opponents from PULLING OUT THEIR STUFFING. THEIR #ByeWeek - like so many others - represents a RESET as long as they have the heart to TAKE #TheArtOfHeart BET.
#CowboysNation: The #DallasCowboys face the #LasVegasRaiders on #MondayNightFootball. Does #AmericasTeam emerge from their bye week HEALTHIER, DEFENSIVELY REINFORCED, and #ReadyToFight? That ultimately depends on how everything (existing, new, skill, scheme, and HEART) blends.
November 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
#CowboysNation: The #DallasCowboys face the #LasVegasRaiders on #MondayNightFootball. Does #AmericasTeam emerge from their bye week HEALTHIER, DEFENSIVELY REINFORCED, and #ReadyToFight? That ultimately depends on how everything (existing, new, skill, scheme, and HEART) blends.
"BONUS" Comment: And THE FANS? There were more than a few - among the Washington faithful and visiting Detroit stans - who chose to SPEAK UP and thoughtfully convey, um, "SCREW YOU!"
November 14, 2025 at 3:54 AM
"BONUS" Comment: And THE FANS? There were more than a few - among the Washington faithful and visiting Detroit stans - who chose to SPEAK UP and thoughtfully convey, um, "SCREW YOU!"
First HE threatened to block THE TEAM'S new stadium deal if THE TEAM did not revert back to their original name, no matter how out of touch and skin-color lame.
November 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
First HE threatened to block THE TEAM'S new stadium deal if THE TEAM did not revert back to their original name, no matter how out of touch and skin-color lame.
BRAVO to @gavinnewsom.bsky.social and the LOGICAL MAJORITY of #CaliforniaVoters on PASSING #Prop50! JUST ONE of MANY STEPS towards OUSTING #TheOrangeFerengi, helping reinforce the nation's ORIGINAL MISSION of #DemocracyOverFascism, so #WeThePeople can ALL ENDEAVOR to #LiveLongAndProsper.
November 6, 2025 at 3:08 AM
BRAVO to @gavinnewsom.bsky.social and the LOGICAL MAJORITY of #CaliforniaVoters on PASSING #Prop50! JUST ONE of MANY STEPS towards OUSTING #TheOrangeFerengi, helping reinforce the nation's ORIGINAL MISSION of #DemocracyOverFascism, so #WeThePeople can ALL ENDEAVOR to #LiveLongAndProsper.
"BONUS" Comment Finale WAVING THE WHITE FLAG: "While GM Jerry HEARS #CowboysNation, he has rarely done more than keep his INVESTMENT INTERESTS on GLORY HOLE vacation. REMEMBER: Fresh FAN ELATION still requires GAME DAY EXECUTION." - #TheTorturedCowboysFan. #WeShallSeeWeAlwaysDo.
November 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
"BONUS" Comment Finale WAVING THE WHITE FLAG: "While GM Jerry HEARS #CowboysNation, he has rarely done more than keep his INVESTMENT INTERESTS on GLORY HOLE vacation. REMEMBER: Fresh FAN ELATION still requires GAME DAY EXECUTION." - #TheTorturedCowboysFan. #WeShallSeeWeAlwaysDo.
"BONUS" Comment Finale: Then, as if impersonating a CEO who was about to tell an ANGRY, bad-corporate-policy-shredding EMPLOYEE, "Hey, now! I think YOU'RE RIGHT!" . . . GM Jerry shared a MIGHTY ADDITION TO THE D-LINE MIDDLE to help LONELY #KennyClark solve the RUN DEFENSE RIDDLE.
November 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
"BONUS" Comment Finale: Then, as if impersonating a CEO who was about to tell an ANGRY, bad-corporate-policy-shredding EMPLOYEE, "Hey, now! I think YOU'RE RIGHT!" . . . GM Jerry shared a MIGHTY ADDITION TO THE D-LINE MIDDLE to help LONELY #KennyClark solve the RUN DEFENSE RIDDLE.
"BONUS" Comment: GM Jerry NEVER just gives it up ON THE 1ST DATE, err, 1st sign of INTENSE FAN HATE, so he waited 'til next morning before sharing it was the LB's ROOM which LOGAN "THE COWBOY" WILSON would be adorning. Before OVERSHOWN RETURNS, will #LogansRun help STOP THE BURN?
November 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
"BONUS" Comment: GM Jerry NEVER just gives it up ON THE 1ST DATE, err, 1st sign of INTENSE FAN HATE, so he waited 'til next morning before sharing it was the LB's ROOM which LOGAN "THE COWBOY" WILSON would be adorning. Before OVERSHOWN RETURNS, will #LogansRun help STOP THE BURN?
#CowboysNation: JUST when EVERYONE insisted GM Jerry was simply STIRRIN' THE POT for more #BrandFirstRot while indulging his latest #AttentionConvention to claim 1 trade HAD BEEN MADE with another that COULD STILL BE PLAYED, THE GM [GASP] delivered on #LoganWilson and #QuinnenWilliams.
November 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
#CowboysNation: JUST when EVERYONE insisted GM Jerry was simply STIRRIN' THE POT for more #BrandFirstRot while indulging his latest #AttentionConvention to claim 1 trade HAD BEEN MADE with another that COULD STILL BE PLAYED, THE GM [GASP] delivered on #LoganWilson and #QuinnenWilliams.
"Excited about snake oil, err, natural gas? You betcha'! But that #WallStreetJournal fella' sure has a strange way of conveyin' what I'm sprayin'." - GM Jerry (confused over why on Earth #CowboysNation would be less than enthused over $100B back-seating THEIR 'Boys in the news).
October 31, 2025 at 4:42 AM
"Excited about snake oil, err, natural gas? You betcha'! But that #WallStreetJournal fella' sure has a strange way of conveyin' what I'm sprayin'." - GM Jerry (confused over why on Earth #CowboysNation would be less than enthused over $100B back-seating THEIR 'Boys in the news).
"BONUS" Comment Finale: YEAH, Yeah, yeah, "B-BUT THIS YEAR'S #DallasCowboys is a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT TEAM!" you scream as if hypnotized by #MartySchottenheimer's GLEAM. "There's a gleam, men. THERE'S A GLEAM. #LetsGetTheGleam [WITHOUT GUZZLING THE HYPE OR LOSING STEAM]."
October 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
"BONUS" Comment Finale: YEAH, Yeah, yeah, "B-BUT THIS YEAR'S #DallasCowboys is a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT TEAM!" you scream as if hypnotized by #MartySchottenheimer's GLEAM. "There's a gleam, men. THERE'S A GLEAM. #LetsGetTheGleam [WITHOUT GUZZLING THE HYPE OR LOSING STEAM]."
"BONUS" Comment: For those SO EXCITED, their brains go on vacation, BEWARE the #PerformanceStaycation.
"2021-2022 Regular Season: Cowboys Brutally Bucked By The Broncos With The Falcons Flying (Potentially Or Most Assuredly?) Into A Furious Fire Hose" - emscharf.com/blogs/ttcf/t...
"2021-2022 Regular Season: Cowboys Brutally Bucked By The Broncos With The Falcons Flying (Potentially Or Most Assuredly?) Into A Furious Fire Hose" - emscharf.com/blogs/ttcf/t...
October 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
"BONUS" Comment: For those SO EXCITED, their brains go on vacation, BEWARE the #PerformanceStaycation.
"2021-2022 Regular Season: Cowboys Brutally Bucked By The Broncos With The Falcons Flying (Potentially Or Most Assuredly?) Into A Furious Fire Hose" - emscharf.com/blogs/ttcf/t...
"2021-2022 Regular Season: Cowboys Brutally Bucked By The Broncos With The Falcons Flying (Potentially Or Most Assuredly?) Into A Furious Fire Hose" - emscharf.com/blogs/ttcf/t...