Mason Johnson
@emptyjohnson.bsky.social
Marketing writer sellout. Coproducer of Movie Club Chicago and Psychotic Break.
Can't emphasize enough that this bears no resemblance to Pet Sematary, which is spelled differently.
September 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Can't emphasize enough that this bears no resemblance to Pet Sematary, which is spelled differently.
Can someone tell @stephenking.bsky.social that we've got a seat saved for him at the last PET CEMETERY WITH A C THE MUSICAL show? Usually he responds when I call his pager. He must be traveling.
September 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Can someone tell @stephenking.bsky.social that we've got a seat saved for him at the last PET CEMETERY WITH A C THE MUSICAL show? Usually he responds when I call his pager. He must be traveling.
Coworker posted this test headshot of me with the caption "YOU BOIZ LIKE THIN LIZZY???"
March 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Coworker posted this test headshot of me with the caption "YOU BOIZ LIKE THIN LIZZY???"
Hey Chicago, here's a dumb nonsense thing to go to on Saturday. I produce a variety show called movie club. This one's got a good lineup. Plus Eli Tea Bar is cool. www.instagram.com/p/DGgj6h-vbW...
February 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Hey Chicago, here's a dumb nonsense thing to go to on Saturday. I produce a variety show called movie club. This one's got a good lineup. Plus Eli Tea Bar is cool. www.instagram.com/p/DGgj6h-vbW...
My soul exiting my body
February 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
My soul exiting my body
February 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Lots of collaboration going on here 😑😑😑😑 www.wsj.com/tech/amazon-...
February 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Lots of collaboration going on here 😑😑😑😑 www.wsj.com/tech/amazon-...
That's one way to drive employees away without having to deal with layoffs. This obviously isn't about "collaborating and brainstorming."
All these CEOs are wretched cowards.
All these CEOs are wretched cowards.
February 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
That's one way to drive employees away without having to deal with layoffs. This obviously isn't about "collaborating and brainstorming."
All these CEOs are wretched cowards.
All these CEOs are wretched cowards.
To quote Daryl Hall, "smiule."
February 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
To quote Daryl Hall, "smiule."
Cats like the new (to me) chairs.
February 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Cats like the new (to me) chairs.
"If you're cold, they're cold, let them inside - but NOT THAT GUY. NOT THAT GUY!!!" - my boss
February 4, 2025 at 10:39 PM
"If you're cold, they're cold, let them inside - but NOT THAT GUY. NOT THAT GUY!!!" - my boss
don't even talk to me unless you're an AI named Bob
February 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
don't even talk to me unless you're an AI named Bob
A train passed by and he disappeared.
January 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
A train passed by and he disappeared.
Next tattoo is going to be a leggy sparrowhawk
January 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Next tattoo is going to be a leggy sparrowhawk
After 10 months my ex's Spotify remains connected to my speaker 😈
January 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
After 10 months my ex's Spotify remains connected to my speaker 😈
Local Man Celebrates 38th Birthday by Terrorizing Neighborhood Cats
January 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Local Man Celebrates 38th Birthday by Terrorizing Neighborhood Cats
Nieces got me a cool t-shirt.
January 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Nieces got me a cool t-shirt.
Only meant to buy one guitar but then I bought two.
This is what scientists call "guy who just filed for divorce" energy.
This is what scientists call "guy who just filed for divorce" energy.
January 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Only meant to buy one guitar but then I bought two.
This is what scientists call "guy who just filed for divorce" energy.
This is what scientists call "guy who just filed for divorce" energy.
The grays were really popping today which is great news because the patriarchy says men get more handsome as they age.
January 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
The grays were really popping today which is great news because the patriarchy says men get more handsome as they age.
Hearing her say this in the worst valley girl accent ever.
January 12, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Hearing her say this in the worst valley girl accent ever.
Still the best laptop stand I've ever used
January 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Still the best laptop stand I've ever used
He has succumbed. Sort of.
January 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
He has succumbed. Sort of.