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John
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Life can be like trying to open the wrong end of a bin bag sometimes but, at least you've got a bag and you're trying to open it.
Socrates (maybe mistranslated)
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Did you disappear and re-appear?
November 23, 2025 at 9:19 AM
At cinema.
Moved what I thought was an abandoned drink on the adjoining table.
It wasn't.
The woman wasn't pleased.
November 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
At a shop yesterday, I asked the assistant to check whether the item inside the box was ok before I paid.
He opened it and showed it was ok before returning it into the box.
Me: "That's great. But that box has been opened now. Can I have one in a box that hasn't been opened?"
He did laugh.
November 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Leeds yesterday looking festive.
November 22, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Morning
It's cold out there
November 21, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Every morning could be like Xmas if you just eat biscuits for breakfast.
November 21, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Up at 5am as the dog has the runs
November 21, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I liked this wall tonight.
Could imagine each stone was the face of a captured soul.
November 20, 2025 at 10:30 PM
It was this cold this morning
November 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Yesterday's brooding sky with rainbow
November 19, 2025 at 7:30 AM
When the smart meter switches to weekly usage instead of daily usage and you nearly faint...
November 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
You can tell you're in some futuristic dystopian film because there's always helicopter type things flying around with searchlights.
November 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Coventry
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Train. Awkwardness of having to evict someone from my seat.
November 15, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Tree and it's golden shadow.
November 15, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Someone should do a zombie type film but about people coughing. Hordes of people coughing chasing non-coughers.
November 15, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Reposted by John
“Quiet! Quiet!” 😬
November 15, 2025 at 4:56 AM
No swim for dog today
November 15, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Blimey. Saw the John Lewis ad at the cinema for the first time today as never watch ads at home. At first, thought it was going to be a drug awareness thing it looked so bleak.
November 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Buses! No matter how stuffy and full of condensation, I'm usually the only one who opens a window, probably to everyone's annoyance.
November 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I choose an isolated seat at the cinema. Now they're are two people next to me! It's not busy either.
November 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Off to the cinema on my own this afternoon. When booking online, they should automatically flash up the seats which are the furthest away from the nearest person.
November 14, 2025 at 9:06 AM
8am
Torrential rain
Two men playing petanque
November 14, 2025 at 8:21 AM
I enjoyed this podcast and would recommend.
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November 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM