Empty Bee
@emptybeetoo.bsky.social
I’ve also been called Shine Stapler (thanks @johnmoe.bsky.social )
Obligatory northern lights skeet
November 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Obligatory northern lights skeet
Maybe he couldn’t find a film reel to throw
September 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Maybe he couldn’t find a film reel to throw
Missed opportunity for Putin to bring back up
August 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Missed opportunity for Putin to bring back up
I’m just here for the eyeball monster content
August 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I’m just here for the eyeball monster content
The Jacksonville airport is nice
July 31, 2025 at 1:05 AM
The Jacksonville airport is nice
Gotta trust the aggregators like www.gelliottmorris.com/p/data
July 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Gotta trust the aggregators like www.gelliottmorris.com/p/data
Didn’t they already remake Basic Instinct?
July 17, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Didn’t they already remake Basic Instinct?
Found it! Gotta search “hotdog”. Let’s hustle!
June 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Found it! Gotta search “hotdog”. Let’s hustle!
Seems it’s not complete. What a chump
June 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Seems it’s not complete. What a chump
Is this your first talk show appearance since 2007?
June 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Is this your first talk show appearance since 2007?
One of the grimmer lessons from Last of Us
June 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
One of the grimmer lessons from Last of Us
I thought Ed was on Mars now
June 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I thought Ed was on Mars now
I took HBO’s “Which Deadwood Character Are you?” quiz! Click here to take the quiz.
June 4, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I took HBO’s “Which Deadwood Character Are you?” quiz! Click here to take the quiz.
Nickelback isn’t even 90s rock. Their breakthrough album was released on … oh no
June 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Nickelback isn’t even 90s rock. Their breakthrough album was released on … oh no