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Jake Blackwood
@empty.black
Experimental sound + analog video
Field recordings · VHS glitch · haunted synths · erotic noise
Art of pain, memory, and the ghosts we carry
empty.black
Pinned
Self portrait.
Decorations up.
December 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Me talking to the group of 8 year olds at the children’s library:

“maybe if he spent a little less time writing in his diary (effeminate air quotes) and a little more time in the gym pumping iron he wouldn’t be such a fucking wimp.”
November 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I make these things every year and I’m the only one who eats them.
November 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Women who quote Monty Python at you.
November 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Favorite book lists are full of books people want you to think they enjoy rather than books they actually enjoy.
November 26, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Went to a local Democrat Party social evening and during the round table discussions they asked what Democrats should focus on doing. I said stockpiling ammunition, starting fight clubs, and convincing working class people that Republicans are weak and effeminate.
November 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
New Ken Burns came out yesterday, 6 episodes on the American Revolution. Timely and inspiring.
November 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Reposted by Jake Blackwood
This dictatorship of illiterate pedophiles will fall
I am 100% feeling superior today due to my comparatively great literacy and facility with the written word vs that of our child molesting overlords
November 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Reposted by Jake Blackwood
predator is a slasher movie and arnold schwarzenegger is the final girl
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Caress @ The Coffin (PDX)
November 8, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I played this game as a kid and got stuck. In the manual there was a 1-900 number listed for hints and tips so I called it multiple times. When the phone bill arrived it was impossible to convince my mother that I hadn’t been calling phone sex lines.
sam & max hit the road, print ad, excerpt (1994) archive.org/details/CDRO...
November 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Puppy party.
November 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Send me stickers for my sticker book.
November 1, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Reposted by Jake Blackwood
Guillermo del Toro said “I don’t ever make eye candy, I make eye protein” and that goes hard tbh
October 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
It’s about to get active
October 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Reposted by Jake Blackwood
a cyborg with the machine aesthetic of office photocopiers
October 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Today I found out there are lewd mods for Stardew Valley.
October 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Haunted house decor
October 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Bathroom renovation coming along.
October 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Reading up on how to pick up women.
October 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
This is where I keep my gun cleaning supplies.
October 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Fact is that ghosts are all naked because clothes don’t die.
October 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
You know what I hate? The same bullshit ass pub burger menu being at every local place.
October 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
October 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM