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💖empy💖
@empireship.bsky.social
· Jul 13
Hello bsky! I am empireship, but you can call me empy. Artist (see #empydraws), SMW's adopted bastard child, veteran speedrunning event volunteer, and wizard. Enjoy the shitposting and pictures of my cats!
Help me present a panel that best addresses your concerns about filing a tax return!
You do not have to be attending AGDQ 2026, you just gotta be a US taxpayer, so feel free to share so I can base my slideshow information on a larger sample size!
forms.gle/E3iVisaTBYCv...
You do not have to be attending AGDQ 2026, you just gotta be a US taxpayer, so feel free to share so I can base my slideshow information on a larger sample size!
forms.gle/E3iVisaTBYCv...
AGDQ 2026 Tax Return Pre-Panel Survey
Responses are anonymous (or at least as anonymous as they can be on a Google Form). Do not enter any Personally Identifiable Information (Social Security Number, employer name, etc). Please only fill ...
forms.gle
December 16, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Help me present a panel that best addresses your concerns about filing a tax return!
You do not have to be attending AGDQ 2026, you just gotta be a US taxpayer, so feel free to share so I can base my slideshow information on a larger sample size!
forms.gle/E3iVisaTBYCv...
You do not have to be attending AGDQ 2026, you just gotta be a US taxpayer, so feel free to share so I can base my slideshow information on a larger sample size!
forms.gle/E3iVisaTBYCv...
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OKAMI HD (S) $9.99 via eShop. https://ow.ly/c7OA50T3VSR
December 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
OKAMI HD (S) $9.99 via eShop. https://ow.ly/c7OA50T3VSR
I am a machine that turns 2 days of being at home and doing nothing into 5 days of wishing I were at home and doing nothing
December 15, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I am a machine that turns 2 days of being at home and doing nothing into 5 days of wishing I were at home and doing nothing
science friends you gotta check this out! seven is the only person from high school I still willingly associate with, and for good reason. they are incredibly smart and funny, and I can attest this book is the culmination of many years of their hard work. 💖
the day is finally here: you can order my debut non-fiction, CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF STARSHIPS: HOW THE DRAKE EQUATION REVEALS THE ODDS OF LIFE IN THE COSMOS from B&N!!
www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cloudy-wit...
www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cloudy-wit...
December 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
science friends you gotta check this out! seven is the only person from high school I still willingly associate with, and for good reason. they are incredibly smart and funny, and I can attest this book is the culmination of many years of their hard work. 💖
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ABSOLUTELY LEGENDARY CLAPBACK
December 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
ABSOLUTELY LEGENDARY CLAPBACK
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still very normal about Corbeau thanks for asking
October 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
still very normal about Corbeau thanks for asking
I've been toying with the idea of a silly little "pay what you want and I'll draw any pokemon from memory" drive to raise money so I can afford to go to agdq
would that be something people would be into? depending on how easy it is to stream from an iPad screen, I could even stream the process
would that be something people would be into? depending on how easy it is to stream from an iPad screen, I could even stream the process
December 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I've been toying with the idea of a silly little "pay what you want and I'll draw any pokemon from memory" drive to raise money so I can afford to go to agdq
would that be something people would be into? depending on how easy it is to stream from an iPad screen, I could even stream the process
would that be something people would be into? depending on how easy it is to stream from an iPad screen, I could even stream the process
I am thirty years old
December 10, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I am thirty years old
I'm gonna be so busy at AGDQ what the fuck
- 3 head donations shifts
- 1 hour-long panel
- 1 "run" (~15-30 seconds in a relay)
- 3 head donations shifts
- 1 hour-long panel
- 1 "run" (~15-30 seconds in a relay)
December 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I'm gonna be so busy at AGDQ what the fuck
- 3 head donations shifts
- 1 hour-long panel
- 1 "run" (~15-30 seconds in a relay)
- 3 head donations shifts
- 1 hour-long panel
- 1 "run" (~15-30 seconds in a relay)
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good news everyone, this is now a real thing that's happening, Sunday, 1/4, at 8pm ET at AGDQ 2026! I'll share more details when I have them but uhhhh guess I gotta make a real presentation about this now!
show of hands, who'd actually attend a panel at AGDQ 2026 that's all about how to file your taxes, geared toward streamers, YouTubers, and other types of speedrun-related self employment? (not giving specific financial advice, just sharing tools and resources in words you can understand)
December 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
good news everyone, this is now a real thing that's happening, Sunday, 1/4, at 8pm ET at AGDQ 2026! I'll share more details when I have them but uhhhh guess I gotta make a real presentation about this now!
men
with body fat
and confident about it
with body fat
and confident about it
December 5, 2025 at 5:07 AM
men
with body fat
and confident about it
with body fat
and confident about it
TRIMET CHRISTMAS SWEATER
TRIMET CHRISTMAS SWEATER
TRIMET CHRISTMAS SWEATER
December 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
TRIMET CHRISTMAS SWEATER
TRIMET CHRISTMAS SWEATER
TRIMET CHRISTMAS SWEATER
post-hysterectomy/orchiectomy furries into hypno
call that trans fixed
call that trans fixed
December 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
post-hysterectomy/orchiectomy furries into hypno
call that trans fixed
call that trans fixed
...but first, we need to talk about parallel universes
December 1, 2025 at 5:33 AM
...but first, we need to talk about parallel universes
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I sent a furry adjacent friend of mine some fursuit pics from Thanksgiving and this is how they responded
November 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I sent a furry adjacent friend of mine some fursuit pics from Thanksgiving and this is how they responded
sorry for all the negative posts lately. The Horrors™️ do be persisting. here's some sort of beast that's filled with bees to compensate. 🔊
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
sorry for all the negative posts lately. The Horrors™️ do be persisting. here's some sort of beast that's filled with bees to compensate. 🔊
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hey can the world fucking chill for just one second? thanks
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
hey can the world fucking chill for just one second? thanks
y'all LOOK at this sick as hell pin I got from @kikidoodle.bsky.social and the d20 nametags as well!!! I'm in LOVE and my idiot children are SERVING ✨✨✨🔥🔥🔥
November 19, 2025 at 2:01 AM
y'all LOOK at this sick as hell pin I got from @kikidoodle.bsky.social and the d20 nametags as well!!! I'm in LOVE and my idiot children are SERVING ✨✨✨🔥🔥🔥
I don't REALly wanna DO the work today I don't really wanna do the WORK today I don't REALly wanna DO. THE WORK. TODAY. I DON'T. wanna do the WORK today.
November 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I don't REALly wanna DO the work today I don't really wanna do the WORK today I don't REALly wanna DO. THE WORK. TODAY. I DON'T. wanna do the WORK today.